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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48

[Graknorke]

Ask Iris what we did then explain everything about us and Diane.

I wouldn't explain everything. Just the more drastic symptoms and the vagueties of it being SHM's fault.

[Cain12]

Ask Iris what we did then explain everything about us and Diane.

I wouldn't explain everything. Just the more drastic symptoms and the vagueties of it being SHM's fault.

+1

[Aseaheru]

Ask Iris what we did then explain everything about us and Diane.

I wouldn't explain everything. Just the more drastic symptoms and the vagueties of it being SHM's fault.

Agreed. Also beg forgivness

[Graknorke]

Ask Iris what we did then explain everything about us and Diane.

I wouldn't explain everything. Just the more drastic symptoms and the vagueties of it being SHM's fault.

Agreed. Also beg forgivness

No, don't beg, that just makes us seem desperate and out of control. Instead try to just have her understand as more-or-less an equal that people have flaws, and ours happen to manifest rather nastily.

[Cain12]

Ask Iris what we did then explain everything about us and Diane.

I wouldn't explain everything. Just the more drastic symptoms and the vagueties of it being SHM's fault.

Agreed. Also beg forgivness

No, don't beg, that just makes us seem desperate and out of control. Instead try to just have her understand as more-or-less an equal that people have flaws, and ours happen to manifest rather nastily.

Agreed, apologize at the very most, would say offer a hug but she probably ain't in the mood to get that close to us.

[splehpnala]

Demonstrate somehow that we're not feral anymore.

[Parisbre56]

Demonstrate somehow that we're not feral anymore.

Say a song about how sorry we are and explaining our condition. And do a little dance too. That ought to convince them.

Some things in life are sad
Like the hunger of your dad.
It makes him want to eat his closest friends.
So when you see a hungry Zero
Don't grumble, be a hero
And give him a tasty human to munch on...
Aaaand always look for a meal when you're undead
*whistles*
Always look for a warm treat with a friend
*whistles*
If you want your children cold
Then there's something unrecalled
And that's to munch on tasty flesh, it's true.
When you're turning on your friends
Dooon't be a silly fiend.
Just eat a good fat human, that's the thing.
Aaaand always look for a meal for your undead.
*whsitles* Come on then.
Especially if he's injured near the end.
*whistles*

[RadtheCad]

This.

[Graknorke]

Well, the majority of these characters are expys from a universe where song and dance solves the large majority of problems. Except I'm pretty sure Zero is still a bit stabbed and fatigued and probably doesn't have the energy to sing or dance,

[Kitten Snot]

You swallow audibly, and gather up the courage to hear the answer to your next question. Let's hope it's not too bad
Iris? What did I do?
She still looks a bit scared, but she removes herself from TW's back, at least. She shakily explains: Y-you wanted to hurt me. lured me close and then swiped at me and.-Did. I. Hurt. You.
You didn't. But you sure as hell came close.
You take a step closer. You don't even know why, compassionate hand reaching?
One step closer and I'll liquify your organs.
You can't do that. Also, I'm extremely sorry for whatever else I did.
You almost bit me. I was the first to discover your little condition. I was held down, you held your teeth ready... Diane is the only reason I'm not a shambling freak right now.
This happens when I'm tired and hungry, alright!? My brain just stops working and I turn into one of the shamblers! I don't have any control over it!
Just join your little psycho at the truck, ok. Get out, and leave us both alone.

You won't be able to convince her. you go towards the truck. When you get close enough, Diane was easy to find.
Just follow the mumbling. You go to the passenger side, open up the door, and you see Diane holding her head to the wheel.
What do you say to a girl that just stabbed you?
hey.
Smooth.
Diane doesn't respond.
Diane?
She says nothing, but starts smiling. Not a happy smile, though, you can't see her eyes.
Hey there, Zero. Wanna do something fun?
Something is off. She rears up, and you can see her eyes.
They don't seem focused on anything.

Then she puts the key in the ignition.
What are you doing?
Having fun.
Then attempts to hit you on the jaw. You block it without issue, and get her arm in a lock. You put your face close to hers.
What. Was. that?
She headbutts you, sending you back enough that she can push you out of the truck. The landing was not all that soft. She sits on top of you.
She's mine again! All mine.
You return the punch, knocking her off you.
What to do now?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Zero's stats:
Health: Wounded.
Energy: Powernapped.
Armor:Kevlar+boots.
Hunger: fed.
Durability level: 2
Inventory Armor, Large revolver, submachine gun, 2 boxes of ammo for the revolver and 3 for the SMG.
Safe-house security: nope
Rage: ?

Diane's stats:
Health: healthy, but has a wounded leg.
Energy: better.
Hunger: well-fed
Armor: Kevlar armor.
Inventory: knife.

Horde.
A bunch of normals, A few Spitters ,10 armored , a larger amount of anklebiters,Snowflake, One Banshee(badly burned), Blood-wing(chewing on a corpse), one crawler, one brutish bear(albeit toasty).
Friend:Bennie(missing!)
Father: Iris.
Potential Threat: "Theresa's Whisper"

[Aseaheru]

Do whatever Pinky dislikes. I dunno, kiss her?

[pikorge]

Do whatever Pinky dislikes. I dunno, kiss her?

Well, one way to find out.

[Graknorke]

SONGANDDANCESONGANDDANCESONGANDDANCE
Sing to her the error of her ways. This is the perfect opportunity for that suggestion.

[Gamerlord]

Do whatever Pinky dislikes. I dunno, kiss her?

Well, one way to find out.

+1
Followed by.

SONGANDDANCESONGANDDANCESONGANDDANCE
Sing to her the error of her ways. This is the perfect opportunity for that suggestion.

+1

[Parisbre56]

Combine the two suggestions: Sing a song filled to the brim with the power of Love!

Kinda reminds me of a Disney movie. Singing the villain away.