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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
- 28 (56%)
It's kind of obtuse.
- 4 (8%)
Pretensious
- 4 (8%)
Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
- 12 (24%)
No
- 2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48


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Author Topic: You are Patient Zero  (Read 327357 times)

Mr. Palau

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #315 on: March 21, 2012, 10:07:03 am »
lets take the speed perk for nowe, will think of what to do later whn I have more time.
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Quote from: greatorder on May 20, 2012, 01:28:54 pm
you can't just go up to people and get laid.

zomara0292

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #316 on: March 21, 2012, 10:21:49 am »
Quote from: Mr. Palau on March 21, 2012, 10:07:03 am
lets take the speed perk for nowe, will think of what to do later whn I have more time.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

MikaTheCrazy

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #317 on: March 21, 2012, 10:42:48 am »
Wait a moment! Was I just just replaced with some random gun shop owner? >:(
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zomara0292

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #318 on: March 21, 2012, 11:20:54 am »
Quote from: MikaTheCrazy on March 21, 2012, 10:42:48 am
Wait a moment! Was I just just replaced with some random gun shop owner? >:(

I think he was just what you said. And by that, I mean not you.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Mr. Palau

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #319 on: March 21, 2012, 02:11:54 pm »
Ok, heres what I think we should do, numbered for your convienence and so you can disagree on specific things.
1) Divide our horde in half, roughly don't take time to count, give Lucy half and take half for your self, you go to the nearest city and Lucy goes to the second nearest.
2) When dividing keep an elite body of zombies for yourself, roughly 12 strong zombies that can take shoots that were meant to kill you, we can't die we are too important.
3) Send out actors in groups of 3 to begin infecting the nearest cities, besides the first and second nearest as us (can't decide grammer wise if it should be us, we, I) and Lcuy will take care fo those cities.
4) Before we leave have the zombies gather all the Trucks and vans in the city, along with weapons. Also have the zombies eat their fill before they depart.
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Quote from: greatorder on May 20, 2012, 01:28:54 pm
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #320 on: March 22, 2012, 01:14:12 am »
No, don't worry Mika.
You were not replaced by Francis. He is just a tool i used to explain this idiot reporter's survival to the police station.
He used the same Sniper rifle you will be using though. Yours will even have extras on it. Stickers and whatnot.
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MikaTheCrazy

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #321 on: March 22, 2012, 09:04:26 am »
So I have a second hand (look back a few posts and you will find my bad joke.) sticker sniper?
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #322 on: March 23, 2012, 01:21:46 am »

Speed perk taken!

After taking over the entire town you decide that you wont start up your base here.
Too many delicious humans in  the surrounding towns.

You order the zombies to go and eat their fill as the next journey will take a while.
After a day or so you order the zombie group to cut themselves in half. After snowflake ripped one of them in two you say it a little more specific.
You give one half of the zombie group to Lucy and the other half you keep. You also keep an elite squad of brutes around for catching those annoying bullets.
You go into the jeep while Chuck drives the van. Chuck carries along the six actors you know of.
There are undoubtedly more of them throughout the city you can't be assed to go look for them.

The journey will take a few hours.
Next updates will be random encounters.

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Horde: Impossible to know. One luitenant.
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Gotdamnmiracle

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #323 on: March 23, 2012, 01:31:56 am »
Since we are about as experienced with a gun as a brute is, whatever we do, let's throw some target practice in the mix.
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Quote from: Mr. Palau on March 24, 2012, 08:45:34 am
Go back see if he's there and run him over, and drink his gun!

MikaTheCrazy

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #324 on: March 23, 2012, 07:36:23 am »
You must not touch the sniper rifle I have yet to claim, apart from that you might as well raid the police station if you have not started on your journey yet.
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Mr. Palau

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #325 on: March 23, 2012, 09:15:04 am »
I think we already started the journey. I really don't matter If we didn't search the police station as only Lucy, us and like 3 other zombies can use weapons, and most already have one.
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Quote from: greatorder on May 20, 2012, 01:28:54 pm
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #326 on: March 23, 2012, 04:29:35 pm »
You are driving along to the nearest town you know of, letting your half of the zombies walk.
You just need to stop every hour or so so they can catch up. however, thanks to the fact that they are tireless and run faster it is never really a long wait.
You keep Black Fury in a holster you found at the police station.
You act like a cowboy whenever nobody's looking because you can. If only you had a hat...

You continue driving along and meet up with a small roadblock.
3 Gentlemen say you must come out of the car right away for a quick control.
They are dressed like hobo's and are holding tire irons and baseball bats. Most likely more then just a routine little checkup.
Your horde is still a bit behind you. You will probably have to deal with these guys by yourself.
What do you do?

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Horde: 3000-ish.
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stabbymcstabstab

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #327 on: March 23, 2012, 04:37:13 pm »
Eh kill all of them and raise them a few extra pets won't hurt.
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Coolnesstod

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #328 on: March 23, 2012, 04:51:52 pm »
Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on March 23, 2012, 04:37:13 pm
Eh kill all of them and raise them a few extra pets won't hurt.
Dont bother. Its not worth the possible death. I say we Speed up quickly and plow right through them. Then, stop after a short while and equip Black Fury and shoot at them only once to scare them.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #329 on: March 23, 2012, 04:56:53 pm »
They have Melee weapons. Not guns. We are in a car.

We should be able to just run them down.
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