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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
- 28 (56%)
It's kind of obtuse.
- 4 (8%)
Pretensious
- 4 (8%)
Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
- 12 (24%)
No
- 2 (4%)

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Parisbre56

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3030 on: August 19, 2013, 05:42:04 pm »

We are injured, TW has feinted... Why don't we just call an ambulance?

The good old Trojan horse trick. Tie and gag the paramedics and lock 'em in a closet, then sneak into the hospital with the ambulance. Face masks and medical clothes make for great disguises...

Edit: Also, "deamon of plague"... Just words or something more? Could the worms be related to demons?
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3031 on: August 19, 2013, 06:15:53 pm »

We are injured, TW has feinted... Why don't we just call an ambulance?

The good old Trojan horse trick. Tie and gag the paramedics and lock 'em in a closet, then sneak into the hospital with the ambulance. Face masks and medical clothes make for great disguises...
Thats pretty brilliant! +1 from me.

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Edit: Also, "deamon of plague"... Just words or something more? Could the worms be related to demons?
Could be, but not necessarily. After all, "deamon of plague" is a pretty fitting description of what we are.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3032 on: August 19, 2013, 06:17:39 pm »

I was going to say that demons and magic don't exist.
Then I remembered that magic does and demons have a decent chance of being a thing that's real.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3033 on: August 19, 2013, 07:24:22 pm »

I... actually support the ambulance idea. Just dont hurt the people and keep the bloodshed in general to a minimum.
well, except for the assholes. With them use our medical experience and our friends to exact every. last. drop. of. pain.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3034 on: August 20, 2013, 12:37:33 am »

HAHAHAHA. THAT was pretty funny. Was laughing my head of. Best chapter yet kitten snot.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3035 on: August 20, 2013, 02:53:17 am »

Yush. Call the ambulance but wait until the hospital to start infecting.

By the way, whoever asked for the link several pages ago, here:http://www.wowhead.com/forums?board=25

People don't seem to like it that much :(
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3036 on: August 20, 2013, 11:21:57 am »

Dont infect people. We are going there for one reason, and that is revenge.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3037 on: August 20, 2013, 11:33:02 am »

I agree to the ambulance plan. It's clever, sneaky, and will doubtless fail within the first five minutes due to plot reasons.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3038 on: August 20, 2013, 11:49:17 am »

I agree to the ambulance plan. It's clever, sneaky, and will doubtless fail within the first five minutes due to plot reasons.
I would have thought because it's not that clever or sneaky...
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3039 on: August 20, 2013, 12:15:34 pm »

Maybe put it in several wiki pages, like the one for small horse? And also send it via email to many people.
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Heh, I posted that as a joke. Then again, this is Bay12 and this plan is crazy enough to work...
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3040 on: August 20, 2013, 03:32:26 pm »

Link to the video all over the place, zombies must be good for something
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3041 on: August 20, 2013, 03:59:09 pm »

I agree to the ambulance plan. It's clever, sneaky, and will doubtless fail within the first five minutes due to plot reasons.
I would have thought because it's not that clever or sneaky...

Well, we don't exactly have the Spanish Inquisition on our side, now, do we?
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3042 on: August 20, 2013, 04:25:11 pm »

Maybe put it in several wiki pages, like the one for small horse? And also send it via email to many people.
Yes! We shall drown realspace with a horde of zombies and cyberspace with a flood of spam!

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3043 on: August 20, 2013, 04:29:57 pm »

SPAM EVERYTHING
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3044 on: August 20, 2013, 06:13:04 pm »

I look away for ONE DAY and you guys are pole-vaulting the moral event horizon!

Spam... I swear, you people are sick.
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