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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
- 28 (56%)
It's kind of obtuse.
- 4 (8%)
Pretensious
- 4 (8%)
Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
- 12 (24%)
No
- 2 (4%)

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Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3015 on: August 19, 2013, 02:33:22 pm »

She is magic. we are trying to look like good guys. we are unlikely to find them soon.
thats three reasons why its not really now.
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Urist McDwarfFortress

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3016 on: August 19, 2013, 02:48:25 pm »

She is magic.
Magic which can be fueled by adrenaline, with in turn can be fueled by anger!

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we are trying to look like good guys.
Good guys who are out to destroy an evil organization with extreme prejudice.

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we are unlikely to find them soon.
I thought we already knew our next target?
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Sorry, for a moment there I forgot we were all psychopaths.
Someone who has random urges to make mog juice isn't exactly going to care about the cost effectiveness of obtaining it.

Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3017 on: August 19, 2013, 03:26:01 pm »

Point is: magic, allready unstable chick made worse= ether our death due to her our our death due to people getting pissed because of her.

and I think we current have no idea where the base is, except its nearby.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3018 on: August 19, 2013, 03:31:40 pm »

You scoot over to her, put a hand on her shoulder and encourage her a bit. Or that was the plan, except she threw you out a window.
Thanking your lucky stars you booked a place on the ground level you go back inside to see her floating and having a faint glow about her. Her eyes are pretty much headlights, and she speaks with a thousand voices.
You only wish to use me, demon of plague! I will
*slap*
She falls down, clutching her cheek in shock as you stand over her with a somewhat annoyed expression. She instantly floats back up, glowing even brighter and shouting now!
You dare hit me? I will be your death, bringer of-*slap*

Please sto-*slap*
Oh fuck yo-*slap*
She stops glowing, and faints. You pull her back up, dust her off and look into her eyes when they open. She whimpers a bit and says
I want a drink now.
No booze. We know what happens.
Got possessed by a bunch of spirits. So I don't. Care.
She magics up a bottle of "Irish Honey" and takes one big gulp before Diane can stop her. She starts coughing instantly, almost choking on it. Then she starts blushing a bit as the alcohol kicks in, takes a second swig and then falls down on the bed with a smile on her face.

I suppose now we know why she's so stony all the time. Must be some sort of defen-Nah, I think that shit just happens sometimes.
How'd you know you had to slap her?
I didn't. She threw me out the window, so I just did that because I think everybody gets the right to slap somebody when they get thrown out of a window. When it gave a good reaction I did it again.
Then begins the fun process of explaining the window and pulling out shards of glass out of your body armor. And getting a new t-shirt that covers it impossibly well.

Sadly, you can't really scout out the base, as it's secret like the rest. It's in a small out of the way hospital, so you'll have to find the entrance there first.

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Travisplo

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3019 on: August 19, 2013, 03:32:33 pm »

This is awesome! I have been binge-reading this for several days, when I had time. And I suggest we leave the hotel, and go to a new one. For all we know, Small Horse may have the ability to track us via the internet. Who knows? And perhaps send copies of the video to all major news stations. And also, I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THIS GETS TO 500 PAGES!!! Then I will rest for 2 minutes before resuming.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3020 on: August 19, 2013, 03:34:37 pm »

Find a place to lie low for a while, see video reactions
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Graknorke

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3021 on: August 19, 2013, 03:37:11 pm »

Don't try and force it onto the news. That makes it look like an Illuminati-Jew-Terrorist-Alien conspiracy. Just let it sink in naturally via the internet.

As for finding the hospital; Google Maps is pretty good at finding things that haven't been hidden.
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Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3022 on: August 19, 2013, 03:39:01 pm »

Yes to both of the above. Also look up ways to contact missing ghosts.
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« Reply #3023 on: August 19, 2013, 03:44:50 pm »

Don't try and force it onto the news. That makes it look like an Illuminati-Jew-Terrorist-Alien conspiracy. Just let it sink in naturally via the internet.

Yeah I guess.
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Urist McDwarfFortress

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3024 on: August 19, 2013, 03:54:57 pm »

Don't try and force it onto the news. That makes it look like an Illuminati-Jew-Terrorist-Alien conspiracy. Just let it sink in naturally via the internet.
You know, now that you mention it, that's probably exactly what its going to look like. Some nut-job conspiracy theory with a few cool little special effects thrown in!

Especially after we just stormed a radio station and held the people there hostage...

I mean, put yourself in the shoes of the average citizen who's going to see this stuff. What would you think of us? Yeeeeah... They're gonna think we're nuts. The only thing that lends any credibility to our story is that we just practically annihilated the population of a large city, and that fact doesn't exactly paint us in the most positive light.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3025 on: August 19, 2013, 03:56:53 pm »

Force them to cover us. Cause mayhem in a large city, We can pretend to be a riot or something
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Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3026 on: August 19, 2013, 03:59:46 pm »

Thats worse than pissing off crazy magic lady.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3027 on: August 19, 2013, 04:01:20 pm »

Just have a group of zombies march down time square, have them ignore everyone
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3028 on: August 19, 2013, 04:28:03 pm »

Just have a group of zombies march down time square, have them ignore everyone
Times Square? I don't think we're really anywhere nearby.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3029 on: August 19, 2013, 04:29:33 pm »

Anywhere densely populated will do
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