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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

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Total Members Voted: 48

[weenog]

"There there, Monster Jesus is here now, to save and rehabilitate you.  We can protect you.  What's your name, and how can I help?  And where can I find the disgusting people that did this to you?"

Throw Diane and TW a wink at that MJ remark, let them know it's injecting some levity into a heavy situation, not actually thinking we're the messiah.

[Aseaheru]

Negate what weenog wants us to say, but go hulk out on the assholes. just generally negate weenogs idea.

[Fr0stByt3]

I am usually willing to try to think up some kind of plan. I am usually the last one to agree with Leeroy Jenkins style tactics. Unfortunately((for them)), these circumstances aren't exacy "normal." This changes things. Even more than the other "test subjects." This is a little girl. A FUCKING CHILD!! But do they see her as that?
No. They see her only as a letter and some numbers, just like TW. They see her as strands of DNA they can muck around with just to satisfy their GODDAMN God-complexes.
 Enough is enough. They've gone way too far with this one.

Burn this place to the FUCKING ground.

[weenog]

Bah.  This individual's first observation of us shouldn't be us being the bigger, meaner monster than the monsters that made her, even if we're going apeshit on her behalf.  Forget my crappy choice of dialogue perhaps, but we should show her kind protector before we show her bestial devastator

[Fr0stByt3]

She may or may not be unconscious at the moment, so here's what I suggest:
 If she is, we calmly walk through the door, make sure it's sealed, and proceed to demonstrate just how strong our pimp hand is.
 If she's among the waking world, comfort her as best we can while keeping our rage boiling deep down and try not to lose our shit just yet. Once she's suitably calmed((Perhaps TW coul cast a sleep spell)), go through the door and rip them all to shreds... slowly.

 I just had an extraordinarily cruel idea: We torture them, perhaps by turning them into something similar to the test sujects if we can. Finally, when they beg us to kill them, refuse and leave them to their fates. Sealing the bunker behind us. Forever.

[weenog]

I just had an extraordinarily cruel idea: We torture them, perhaps by turning them into something similar to the test sujects if we can. Finally, when they beg us to kill them, refuse and leave them to their fates. Sealing the bunker behind us. Forever.

I'd rather we not become the evil we behold.  We're better off being our own special brand of evil.

[Fr0stByt3]

Fair enough. I didn't necessarily say to do it, it just seemed like a sick, twisted sort of poetic justice to me. Keep in mind that this did just randomly pop into my head as I wrote it.

[Graknorke]

Get the hulks and armoured Zeds to the front and bust down some blast doors.
Then kill everyone inside obvs.

[Gamerlord]

No, don't kill them. Incapacitate only. We're going to take our time with every single human in that place, scientist, soldier or management. Anyone who knew what was going on is going to die painfully and slowly.

[tryrar]

I'm not sure about the slow part, but I won't debate that if we guarantee the painful part

But yeah, either way, time to slip into Raging Goliath mode(since the OP is fond of Borderlands 2 ) and blitzkrieg the remaining holdouts

[Helgoland]

Once again - undead suicide (?) bombers! There must be some explosives around here somewhere.

And for ultimate punishment - don't forget the banshee...

[Fr0stByt3]

Indeed. I still sa make them beg, though.

[Graknorke]

Nah, we'll just banshee the top management and Carl. Maybe he's in management, it isn't really important.
Everyone else probably had little choice in the matter.

[Gamerlord]

Nah, we'll just banshee the top management and Carl. Maybe he's in management, it isn't really important.
Everyone else probably had little choice in the matter.

Doesn't matter, they knew and did nothing. They all suffer fates worse than death.

[Graknorke]

Nah, we'll just banshee the top management and Carl. Maybe he's in management, it isn't really important.
Everyone else probably had little choice in the matter.

Doesn't matter, they knew and did nothing. They all suffer fates worse than death.

Plenty of times bad things happen and they do nothing. They often have good reasons, like being intimidated by higher-ups or peer pressure.