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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

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Total Members Voted: 48

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Lets find a good carbine or SMG. Sounds like we're going to be fighting in close quarters.

Then into the bunker!!

[ICBM pilot]

Have TW work on making cat/zombie hybrids like zombies with cat paws, ears and tails, because cats are evil.

[Rolan7]

Let's lock, load, and attack yonder bunker.

[Graknorke]

Yeah no let's not follow the plot. Plot hates us let's not walk into it's hands.

But if we don't follow the plot then we will also get screwed over, by the powers of GM vengeance.

So since we don't have a choice, let's do it!

[Kitten Snot]

You gather up everything you can muster before your attack on the bunker. Ammo, machine guns, armor, vehicles... It's a long search through it all, though, but your zombies are more then willing to just search stuff for you.
Leaving you to set up an office of sorts with Whisper and Diane, so you can throw away the funny shaped rocks, and take the actual useful stuff.
So... What are you planning?
We're going to raid one of the bunkers of Small Horse. Looks like they work with the military.
Just generals and other high-ranking officials, actually. They pay them a large amount of money and test subjects in trade for the occasional favor.
They pay them in test subjects? Diane asks in shock
Small horse is a font for their original name,Advanced Genetics. They don't use that name publicly because, well... It doesn't sound good, does it? Small horse is to attract children to their doctors, and by extension their parents. It's all very nicely thought out... Despite it all ,they're geniuses. Don't forge- You give a small slap to the back of her head.
Welcome back from indoctrination land.
TW looks insulted then just looks away in shame.
It doesn't matter that they're smart. They are doing crimes against humanity, heck, against nature!
Spoilers, Diane, I'm not exactly kind to humanity too.
If you win, then we'd have immortality. I think that'd be worth the war between zombies and humans. Your zombies grow smarter over time, so everything would be back to normal and better in just a few years. Just think about it!
Far-away dreams. Anyways, I think we have enough stuff now. Help me get the armor on these mooks.

You give some zombies armor, and get the brutes helmets, seeing how that's the only thing that still fits.
The trek to the bunker was long and boring, so we'll just skip that part. Along the way, TW refused to do cat zombies. Mainly because transformations take a lot out of her, and she can't reverse it quite yet. She then scratches her cat-ears, looking a lot happier then she should be from it. She has no clue why, but it's just really fun to do.

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Zero's stats:
Health: Fine
Energy: Rested
Armor: Bulletproof vest, strong pants, good stompin' boots, Helmet.
Hunger: well-fed.
Durability level: 2
Inventory:28 worms(dead).Smith & Wesson Model 500 (loaded), 3 .50 caliber bullets,  3 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo. MP5SFA3,  2 clips.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security: Existent
Rage:Ready.

Diane's stats:
Health: still somewhat harmed
Energy: fine
Hunger: well-fed
Armor: Military armor. Bulletproof vest, a strong pair of pants, but light shoes. The boots are annoyingly heavy for her, and she prefers a bit of speed.
Inventory: hunting rifle, Pinkamena's Knife.

Horde.
A bunch of normals, A bunch of Spitters ,80-ish armored , An amount of actors, a larger amount of anklebiters,Snowflake, One Banshee, Blood-wing(outside, somewhere), one crawler, one dog, one brutish bear.
In total, you have 2500 or so zombies.
Friend:Bennie(missing!)
Caretaker: "Theresa's Whisper"

[Gamerlord]

ATTACK.

[Tomcost]

ATTACK.

But send armored zeds firs to make them waste ammo.

[wer6]

ATTACK.

But send armored zeds firs to make them waste ammo.

+1 THis but instead, attack at the dead of night, go in form behind, they will never suspect it, and slowly kill the unwary, and once everyone outside is dead, we shall begin to go guns blazing,with the armored zeds first! And also battle cry's.

[Gamerlord]

ATTACK.

But send armored zeds firs to make them waste ammo.

+1 THis but instead, attack at the dead of night, go in form behind, they will never suspect it, and slowly kill the unwary, and once everyone outside is dead, we shall begin to go guns blazing,with the armored zeds first! And also battle cry's.

I don't see why we should wait until night. Also, I don't think there is anyone outside.

[kj1225]

I am still wholly against this venture.

[Aseaheru]

If zombies cant even be tought to use guns then attack, with us waiting to mow down exiting people. If they can, then load the heavies up with machine guns, send them in and wait to mop up. Then charge.

[~Neri]

Eat the soldiers!

[Graknorke]

If zombies cant even be tought to use guns then attack, with us waiting to mow down exiting people. If they can, then load the heavies up with machine guns, send them in and wait to mop up. Then charge.

I think that guns are too complex for what upgrades we have. The only read 'skill' upgrade is the one that lets zombies clumsily try to recreate things that they used to do often, such as a profession. But even then builders could hardly nail some wood across some doorways; so it's hardly at the level where they could operate firearms.

[stabbymcstabstab]

That is very true, but a actor could handle a pistol or PDW and what do we lose if a actor or two get picked out as special?

[Parisbre56]

Yeah, let's add "Use of child-soldiers" to our list of crimes against humanity.