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[Sarzael]

One nuke isn't enough to nuke a country. I know the biggest theoretical nuke is just enough to take out a chunk of alabama.

We will take more than one.
In fact, it wont really be that hard.

We will send some small creatures, ants, spiders, whatever. We will position them in strategic zones where they can bite off the guards. Once all guards are zombie we will have control. Repeat this in different sites at same time for final triumph.

[MrSparky]

One nuke isn't enough to nuke a country. I know the biggest theoretical nuke is just enough to take out a chunk of alabama.

And that's why a good terrorist focuses on dirty bombs instead. With much less radioactive matter you can still render a large city uninhabitable.

Once we know how we handle drowning we should head to a nuclear power plant and find out how we handle radiation. If we aren't harmed by radiation we could dirty bomb ourselves a safe zone. Diane and TW wouldn't be able to come but meh.

[Sarzael]

One nuke isn't enough to nuke a country. I know the biggest theoretical nuke is just enough to take out a chunk of alabama.

And that's why a good terrorist focuses on dirty bombs instead. With much less radioactive matter you can still render a large city uninhabitable.

Once we know how we handle drowning we should head to a nuclear power plant and find out how we handle radiation. If we aren't harmed by radiation we could dirty bomb ourselves a safe zone. Diane and TW wouldn't be able to come but meh.

Not to speak that i just made a plan which allows you to take down pretty much any building fast, but once they realize how we do it, they will render the insect infestation method unusable by giving the guards uniforms that dont let you get bitten, or whatever, so we have to make good use of this tactic before it loses the surprise effect.

Also, Diane and TW would be able to come if they wear hazmat suits, and stay underground as much time possible.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

The EMP from one modern nuke detonated at high altitude could take out all electronic devices in around a third of the US. That would be utterly disastrous to the humans, but our zombies would be fine.

Think about it, no communications, no vehicles, no refrigeration, research labs would be crippled, the military would be blind, the police would be disorganized, hunger and panic would be widespread. Yes. One nuke could do some serious damage.

[MrSparky]

The EMP from one modern nuke detonated at high altitude could take out all electronic devices in around a third of the US. That would be utterly disastrous to the humans, but our zombies would be fine.

Think about it, no communications, no vehicles, no refrigeration, research labs would be crippled, the military would be blind, the police would be disorganized, hunger and panic would be widespread. Yes. One nuke could do some serious damage.

For the EMP to affect the whole continental US it would have to be over 250 miles up. That's higher than the ISS. We would need... well.. rocket scientists.

[Parisbre56]

Good thing nukes usually ARE on rockets then. ICBMs. You just need to alter its flight parameters.

[weenog]

Okay enough theorycraft and mental masturbation.

Suggestion: Spend a day or two examining the limits of our capabilities and those of our minions, using minion zombies for the more hazardous tests of course.  Strength, speed, endurance, agility, senses, reactions to food/water/oxygen deprivation, length of time we can go without sleep or rest (this will probably take more than two days if we're at least equivalent to an unmodified human, but we can at least check into whether or not exhaustion starts to erode our physical or mental abilities by then), resistance to hazards like poison, radiation (if practical), extremes of heat and cold, electricity, and anything else that comes to mind.  We need a better idea of what we can and can't do before we get into elaborate plotting.

[Parisbre56]

Or you could focus on the problem at hand and start bringing in more zombies via train.

[Graknorke]

Good thing nukes usually ARE on rockets then. ICBMs. You just need to alter its flight parameters.

ICBMs barely leave atmosphere. They do not have the sort of flight capacity to get 250 miles up.

[Parisbre56]

Good thing nukes usually ARE on rockets then. ICBMs. You just need to alter its flight parameters.

ICBMs barely leave atmosphere. They do not have the sort of flight capacity to get 250 miles up.

I think they do. Even if they don't, most modern rockets have multiple warheads. You can just get them high up then fire off the missiles carrying the individual warheads to position them above the targets' location.

Let's see what the wiki says... Yes, they can reach at least 750 miles and enter low earth orbit.

[Sarzael]

Ok, stuff to do:
1) Experiment zombies agaisnt water and radiation.
2) Decide if we end up using the worm on ourselves or not.
3) Spit on ants in order to gather an army of animals to fight off humans.

[Fr0stByt3]

Hey guys, I have an idea:

Let's not do something they expect us to do. Sasha probably thinks she knows what we'll do in any given situation, so let's try to figure some plans out ahead of time. I, for one, think it would be useful to maybe use the sewers(if they're big enough) and subway tunnels both as hiding places and as staging areas for future city assaults.

Guerrilla Warfare:
It worked in Vietnam.

[kj1225]

No subway tunnels. To many trains and not enough intelligence in our zombies.

[Sarzael]

Hey guys, I have an idea:

Let's not do something they expect us to do. Sasha probably thinks she knows what we'll do in any given situation, so let's try to figure some plans out ahead of time. I, for one, think it would be useful to maybe use the sewers(if they're big enough) and subway tunnels both as hiding places and as staging areas for future city assaults.

Guerrilla Warfare:
It worked in Vietnam.

Thats kinda obvious. Spitting on ants and causing a world wide zombie animal war isnt expected though.

[Graknorke]

Hey guys, I have an idea:

Let's not do something they expect us to do. Sasha probably thinks she knows what we'll do in any given situation, so let's try to figure some plans out ahead of time. I, for one, think it would be useful to maybe use the sewers(if they're big enough) and subway tunnels both as hiding places and as staging areas for future city assaults.

Guerrilla Warfare:
It worked in Vietnam.

Thats kinda obvious. Spitting on ants and causing a world wide zombie animal war isnt expected though.

Yes it is, we tried it before, remember?