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It's cool to read.

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It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

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Total Members Voted: 48

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Durability level: A badger could kill you.

Lol! Awesome. We should send the horde around and check the house for any more "pranks" or other interesting stuff.

[Aseaheru]

good idea.

[Fr0stByt3]

I guess. The only problem with it is that there might be more fatal things, and we have a tiny horde right now. In fact, we're not eben big enought to warrant horde status.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Yeah, tiny horde is a bit of an oxymoron... but what else do you call a group of zombies?

[ArchAIngel]

Yeah, tiny horde is a bit of an oxymoron... but what else do you call a group of zombies?

Smelly.

[Gamerlord]

A flock?

[weenog]

"Gang" is popular with zombies in Urban Dead.  (Of course, when your character set is limited to ABGHMNRZ.-!?, you don't have much choice.)

[Kitten Snot]

You have a little chat with TW, but you fail to get some exposition in for this story. Mainly because there is little else that can be told.
So just hold some small-talk. Diane's return is very much appreciated.
Alright so, I have some normal meat with me and some bread. I also have a large piece of beef with me, but I think we're going to have to cook it before it's possible to really eat.
I don't think the stove here works.
TW illustrates her point by setting her hand on fire. The message becomes quite clear.

While it wasn't perfectly done, it still hit the spot. While you won't be going on field trips, you will be able to move on your own now.
Or that would be case if it wasn't for the fact that your ankle is still broken. Though it should heal in a day or two with your regeneration.
The rest of the mansion seems to be un-trapped. So at least you can stumble around without ending up with a piece of rebar up the unmentionables.
You just go for a nap after dinner though. Diane and TW will figure stuff out.

Health:Alive, and let's keep it at that.
Energy: Resting
Armor: Bulletproof vest(hole in it), strong pants, good stompin' boots, Helmet.
Hunger: Fed.
Durability level: 1.
Inventory:4 Biobombs. 28 worms.Smith & Wesson Model 500 (loaded), 10 .50 caliber bullets,  4 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo. MP5SFA3,  4 clips.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security: Gone.
Rage:Ready.

Banana gang.
6 narmalz ,15 armarz,Snowflake, One Banzhaa, Blood-wing(outside, somewhere), one gralar, one dag, one braarg bar.
Closest Friend: Diane
Friend:Bennie(missing!)
Caretaker: "Theresa's Whisper"

Look at me, I made an urban dead reference that is badly done and sort of dumb. mrh.

[Graknorke]

I'm still slightly concerned about Bennie. He's still in the banana gang so we know that he still exists in some way. And we know that he killed some of the soldiers in the previous compound. But he's been absent still for a while.
Shame we didn't find his radio anywhere.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

He's still in the banana gang so we know that he still exists in some way.

Are we sure he still exists? After all, when someone goes "missing" in DF, they're gone.

Send the Banana Gang out to "recruit" a few more members from nearby houses.

[Aseaheru]

Lets go and hit the other side of town. the poor part of it. dont want the neighbors getting worried...

[weenog]

Zh!z zambah -!z ganna grab zhahm ZZZzzz.  Gang ghan ra!z barraghaz araan zhah haaz.  Bannah -!z nah -!n zhah haaz, bah mabbah Bannah gham aga!n rhan zh!z zambah graan.  Nah hab Bannah, nah B habbah.


We rest.  The gang can start reinforcing the new safehouse against intrusion.  Bennie isn't here, but maybe he'll come again when we call.  We're none too pleased with his absence.

(literally "This zombie is gonna grab some ZZZzzs.  Gang can raise barricades around the house.  Bennie is not in the house, but maybe Bennie come again when this zombie groan.  Not have Bennie, not be happy."  Death Rattle works better with kennings and a good imagination for slurring/de-slurring words.  Also, the practice you get from running a zombie group that only communicates via in-game speech helps.   )

[Kitten Snot]

You rest. Just that, rest. They had clear instructions.
When you wake up, you see that the horde has some new members, and a single guy with some vomit on him.
That guy's gonna be called Mike.
They remained quiet during this, but had to give up some targets for it. Your horde has grown by about 15 members or so.

The barricades came along nicely, though the boarded up windows might attract some attention if the curtains are opened.
Nothing else really happened.


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Health:alright, i guess.
Energy: Awake
Armor: Bulletproof vest(hole in it), strong pants, good stompin' boots, Helmet.
Hunger: Fed.
Durability level: 1.
Inventory:4 Biobombs. 28 worms.Smith & Wesson Model 500 (loaded), 10 .50 caliber bullets,  4 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo. MP5SFA3,  4 clips.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security: Gone.
Rage:Ready.

Banana gang.
20 normals, one spitter ,15 armored ,Snowflake, One Benshee, Blood-wing(outside, somewhere), one crawler, one dog, one brutish bear.
Closest Friend: Diane
Friend:Bennie(missing!)
Caretaker: "Theresa's Whisper"

[Aseaheru]

See what the new ones know.

[Graknorke]

Ah shit, our bulletproof vest got all punctured. That's going to make it way less useful at distributing the impact from bullets. And it's just begging for an unlucky roll to send a hollowpoint bullet straight into our internal organs.