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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48

[anailater]

Well, it would be rude not to accept their invitation.

Yes i agree, we should listen and help them fit in to the carnage.

[Aseaheru]

agreed.

[Graknorke]

I'm somewhat hoping that we run into the guard we sent down here earlier.
I suspect that she may be a little bit insane by now. Just a little. Probably.

[anailater]

I'm somewhat hoping that we run into the guard we sent down here earlier.
I suspect that she may be a little bit insane by now. Just a little. Probably.

That would be amazing, horrible, deadly and awkward.

[ArchAIngel]

I'm somewhat hoping that we run into the guard we sent down here earlier.
I suspect that she may be a little bit insane by now. Just a little. Probably.

That would be amazing, horrible, deadly and awkward.

Celeste? She got shot remember? Also, we should accept their invitation, would be rude not to.

[Kitten Snot]

Seeing how you, despite you inhumane tendencies and potential to be terrifying, aren't rude,you decide to follow their invitation.
The two guards inside are starting to remove their barricade made up of planks. Zombies are getting closer, Diane and TW get closer.
While Diane is capable of looking scared, TW remains completely calm. This does not aid the whole looking normal thing.
Zombies are very close now, and the survivors inside are getting frantic in the plank-removing.

You remain un-worried but Diane looks decidedly worried. One of the zombies gets close enough and starts grappling Diane!
Diane manages to kick him away(roll=12) but the commotion alarmed other zombies.
One of them gets close to you and even attack you! You! Patient Zero?! Why is this happening? Why is the writer asking these stupid questions to the viewers if he already knows the answer?
You manage to prevent a bite by grappling with him(zombies are some grabby basters aren't they? oh btw roll=15-2surprise=13), and after you get over the surprise you manage to overpower him.Barely(roll=11 +2 enhanced strength = 13)

Diane pulled out her knife by now and TW runs close to the wall, doing her damnest to not be noticed.
Fortunately, the survivors FINALLY manage to open the doors.
Get in! now! Some lady yells.
She most certainly doesn't have to say that twice. Everyone gets their asses inside.

Right! Are any of you bitten? If i even see a scratch I am going to take care of that problem! A huge, towering man with graying hair says.
What now?

Stats

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Health:Unharmed.
Energy:Very Firmly awake .
Armor: Bulletproof vest, strong pants, good stompin' boots, Helmet.
Infectivity 35%
Hunger: Peckish.
Durability level 2.5
Inventory:4 Biobombs. 28 worms.Smith & Wesson Model 500 (loaded), 10 .50 caliber bullets,  4 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo. MP5SFA3,  4 clips.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security:None.
Rage: Ready

Horde

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 /                                                                                     Inside the truck if not away                                                                                                                    \
/30-ish normals(60-ish away) ,29 armored, 10 actors(away),Snowflake, One Banshee(away), one Giggleman(away). Blood-wing. 1 brute(away), one crawler(god knows where?).\
Closest Friend: Diane
Friend:Bennie(who knows where)
Savior: "Theresa's Whisper"
Paternal relationship: Katey.(trucked, bitch!)
Broken hostages:Sasha Kriloff.(away)

[Graknorke]

Shit bricks.

Then be fine because we have no wounds that we picked up.

So, it looks like zombies who aren't directly infected don't follow our orders. However, they don't seem to be killing each other. So that might make Snowflake the first technically dead diplomat.

[stabbymcstabstab]

well lets not do that again in a uncontroled eviroment.

I think we need to be near the infected to gain control over them.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

How much does Theresa look... abnormal? Does she pretty much look human? I mean, we noticed she was an elf as soon as we saw her. Aren't they going to pick up on the fact that she something weird pretty quick?

[Aseaheru]

bite. bite them all!

[zomara0292]

Hmmmm. . .  Interesting. In this case, dont bite them. Tell them that you came to town looking for a small girl, describe her like you would discribe katie if she were still alive. Then ask diane if she has seen berni, and if he can look To See if he is here already. Tell her to Tell him to ask about snowflake (dog name For The win) and see if he can get him and the puppies, your other zombies, out of town.

[Kitten Snot]

Just as a clarification on elves, they just have pointy ears and are smaller on average. The problem with TW is that she has no expressions most of the time.
Horrible torture and no social contact outside of orders does not give good public relation skills.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Moral of this story, piss zombies = no good!

Also, about Theresa, just say she's autistic or something.

[ArchAIngel]

We should try biting the new zombies, maybe that calms them down, after all it gets us allies when we bite a living person, and the virus should be much more pure straight from us instead of being diluted by whatever water filtration that people have in their homes.

[stabbymcstabstab]

It might be better just to say she was abused it true and better explains the whole no reaction thing.