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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
- 28 (56%)
It's kind of obtuse.
- 4 (8%)
Pretensious
- 4 (8%)
Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
- 12 (24%)
No
- 2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48


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Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1635 on: December 30, 2012, 07:55:41 pm »
a hidden one.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1636 on: December 31, 2012, 02:01:05 am »
And a guard post below it.
Probably full of weapons and armour.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1637 on: December 31, 2012, 02:33:03 pm »
Hmmm.... How about this: we go to a whorehouse, and infect the whores. Then, use the infected whores to lure in the whorehouses normal customers, and infect those. We now have many more zombies, and zombie whores too! They will probably be fast and agile, just in general, and maybe also actors like Lucy was.
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Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1638 on: December 31, 2012, 02:43:42 pm »
please excuse me while i find a nuclear device and the location of you.
and then combine them.



who, besides those who are not all there, would want a ZOMBIE SEX?
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1639 on: December 31, 2012, 02:54:26 pm »
Necrophiliacs.
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Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1640 on: December 31, 2012, 03:15:09 pm »
they normally are not all there.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1641 on: December 31, 2012, 03:43:08 pm »
Those are extremely rare.  Also, zombie whores will just eat the customers.  Not very good to draw in more customers.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1642 on: December 31, 2012, 04:23:24 pm »
Sigh. The point is that we keep the whores in the back room and when a customer comes in, we take his money  and send him in. Give the whores instructions to keep the noise down and it should work. Also, expect slower posts out of me, keyboard just goes "blump" when I hit a button, this is typed with the onscreen keyboard.
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Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1643 on: December 31, 2012, 04:53:23 pm »
why use whores then? we could do the same thing with drugs, doctors, etc.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1644 on: December 31, 2012, 04:56:27 pm »
First thing that came to mind.
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Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1645 on: December 31, 2012, 04:57:03 pm »
ah.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1646 on: December 31, 2012, 05:37:09 pm »
So we went from what bodily fluid to throw inside the water to how to get inside the plant to zombie whores?
Okay, I guess.
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Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1647 on: December 31, 2012, 05:45:04 pm »
we are just filling this with bull while we wait to go below the plant.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1648 on: December 31, 2012, 05:54:19 pm »
Yeah, pretty much.
Please help us, Snot.  Save us from zombie whores.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1649 on: December 31, 2012, 05:54:53 pm »
And the zombie necrophiliacs!
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?
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