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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48

[pikorge]

its like diane says so left it is also +1 for javiers plan btw message for kitten snot. proficiat met hoe het verhaal vordert het blijft spannend in mijn ogen en nog sucses gewenst voor het examen waar een wil is is een weg.

Ja?  Ich habe nicht Niederlandish gelernt.  Deutsch ist nahe genug, ja?

[color]

sorry pal I can't understand what you're saying in that line exept the word ja.

[Aseaheru]

lets just go left.

[Talvara]

So I just went through 70 pages on a reading binge, I'd better not tell my hypothetical psychiatrist about this and the fact that I was grinning from ear to ear for a large portion .

while it would be best if we could just do our 'thing' without anybody ever knowing we were there, Its not the end of the world. sure the impact (if our poisoning even works at all) will be smaller, but im sure there would still be people uninformed or stupid enough to just drink the tapwater. aslong as its enough people we'll have a nice outbreak to 'come home to'


Goodluck with your exams. Zet hem op broeder.

[Thecard]

its like diane says so left it is also +1 for javiers plan btw message for kitten snot. proficiat met hoe het verhaal vordert het blijft spannend in mijn ogen en nog sucses gewenst voor het examen waar een wil is is een weg.

Ja?  Ich habe nicht Niederlandish gelernt.  Deutsch ist nahe genug, ja?

sorry pal I can't understand what you're saying in that line exept the word ja.

Oh.  It says "Yes?  I have not learned Dutch.  German is close enough, yes?"

My way of wishing him luck too, I guess.  I'm thinking that's what you said, some of those words are close to German.  Some.

[pikorge]

its like diane says so left it is also +1 for javiers plan btw message for kitten snot. proficiat met hoe het verhaal vordert het blijft spannend in mijn ogen en nog sucses gewenst voor het examen waar een wil is is een weg.

Ja?  Ich habe nicht Niederlandish gelernt.  Deutsch ist nahe genug, ja?

sorry pal I can't understand what you're saying in that line exept the word ja.

Oh.  It says "Yes?  I have not learned Dutch.  German is close enough, yes?"

My way of wishing him luck too, I guess.  I'm thinking that's what you said, some of those words are close to German.  Some.

correct

[Kitten Snot]

You and Diane decide to go left. Your footsteps seem way too loud because it's so darned quiet.
When you hear two pairs of heavy footsteps coming, you and Diane quickly look for a hiding place! You manage to get yourself into the janitors closet.
It reeks of detergent and... something. Guessing from the multitude of porn books around you fear what the other smell is.

So... Remind me again. Why are we guarding a water purifing station again? A heavy male voice says.
Because subject Zero is being a royal pain and his little parasites a highly contagious. Not to mention, he's smart too. A somewhat nasal female voice says.
What? Bullcrap. Zombies aren't smart. They're braindead....
So Sasha's company is increasing security. Double-encrusted peanut butter penises. That might make it harder.
They look heavily armed too. You don't like the looks of that armor and you most certainly don't want to be on the wrong end of their guns.

You continue following the hallway, but after you had to go back to the stinky closet for sixth time you figure that the barracks must be that way. You go back to the entrace hall, where there mysteriously isn't a guard. You 'ain't complaining.
Which way now?

Health:Unharmed.
Energy:Rested-ish.
Infectivity 31%
Hunger: Fed.
Durability level 2.5
Inventory:5 Biobombs. 28 worms.Smith & Wesson Model 500 (loaded), 10 .50 caliber bullets,  4 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security:None.
Rage: Used for today.

Horde: 120-ish normals.(away)
Closest friend: Diane.
Paternal relationship: Katey.(with the horde)

Exams are going great! Having very little trouble. I'll try to get the schedule back to normal now.

[Aseaheru]

gasp. lets look for a nicer target.

[Rolan7]

As an addendum to the poll: 
I like the particular style of humor.
The colored text makes things a LOT easier to follow than other stories of this nature.
The horror is a mix of two kinds I like.  The inhumane yet creatively efficient ideas so popular here on the DF forums, which are a large part of the humor, juxtaposed against serious tragedy (both in the past and present).  It's a credit to the writing that we can feel for Diana as we slaughter thousands.  It *works*, though.  And often the faceless victims do become characters as well, such as the couple we abducted, causing me to mentally step back and be horrified by the plan I was so analytically supporting earlier.

[Talvara]

maybe we should confer with Diane. she probably has a far better understanding of just how dangerous this place is compared to us.

if she's worried we should consider bailing and coming up with a better plan... otherwise we should push on, the fact that this place is being guarded is that the taking a wizz plan is feasible and 'the enemy' considers it a scary thought.

[Aseaheru]

guess noone had filters...

[Graknorke]

maybe we should confer with Diane. she probably has a far better understanding of just how dangerous this place is compared to us.

if she's worried we should consider bailing and coming up with a better plan... otherwise we should push on, the fact that this place is being guarded is that the taking a wizz plan is feasible and 'the enemy' considers it a scary thought.

The colored text makes things a LOT easier to follow than other stories of this nature.
The horror is a mix of two kinds I like.  The inhumane yet creatively efficient ideas so popular here on the DF forums, which are a large part of the humor, juxtaposed against serious tragedy (both in the past and present).  It's a credit to the writing that we can feel for Diana as we slaughter thousands.  It *works*, though.  And often the faceless victims do become characters as well, such as the couple we abducted, causing me to mentally step back and be horrified by the plan I was so analytically supporting earlier.

+1 to both of these.

[Thecard]

By the way, I love how you misspelled that in the poll.  Even though you probably didn't mean to.  It made me chuckle, just like your writing always does.

[zomara0292]

Wow. I stand corrected. They did expect us here.

[Aseaheru]

its passed on via spit. spit is mostly water.

[Thecard]

its passed on via spit. spit is mostly water.

And saliva.  Which--
Yeah.  Water.