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It's cool to read.

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It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

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Total Members Voted: 48

[Gamerlord]

seperate some ants then spit on them. the problem with the previous attempt was that the nest was able to overwhelm them. we need to infect them and make sure they are nowhere near the rest of the nest to make sure we can get enough to overwhelm the nest. then see what happens with an infected queen... i'm thinking an endlessly spreading swarm of ants. 

[Helgoland]

Let Bennie name the bird. See if and how well it responds to commands.

[zomara0292]

Lets have our bird attack a live bird and see what happens - for SCIENCE!

Yes

Facepecker?
Ballpecker?
LordCrazyNugget!

seperate some ants then spit on them. the problem with the previous attempt was that the nest was able to overwhelm them. we need to infect them and make sure they are nowhere near the rest of the nest to make sure we can get enough to overwhelm the nest. then see what happens with an infected queen... i'm thinking an endlessly spreading swarm of ants. 

I think we should just. . . . you know, Infect a pet store. If we can get small rodents, we are good. nobody can stop us from infecting everything. We also need scientist.

[Kitten Snot]

Will update later today. Some stuff related to school came up.
Did I mention I hate french? Because I do, I really do.

[Donuts]

Facepecker?
Ballpecker?
LordCrazyNugget!

That a +1? xD

[Helgoland]

Did I mention I hate french? Because I do, I really do.

Oh, you'd fit right in where I live

[zomara0292]

Facepecker?
Ballpecker?
LordCrazyNugget!

That a +1? xD

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF- yes. Thats about right.

[Kitten Snot]

You go back inside the house with your new pet on your shoulder. Diane is the first to notice and she proceeds to, for lack of a better word, squee.
That is such an adorable bird! What are going to name it? Lordcrazynugget?
Where in the seventeenth did that come from?
I don't know... I just thought of it. Seems like a fun name!

You give a call for Benny to come here. He comes out of the ceiling.
He looks at the bird and immediately starts smiling.
You have a pet bird! That is so awesome! What's his name?
Well, that's why i came to you. I only just got the bird. I decided to let you name it. The raven caws softly. You can't help but think it sounds adorable.
Can we call him Blood-wing? I heard that's the name of the pet of some famous sniper. I think it sounds cool!
Well? Is he right?


Stats
Health:Unhurt.
Energy:Fine.
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Fed.
Durability level 2.5
Inventory:5 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 48 .357 bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security:None.

Horde:30? normals,10 anklebiters,10 actors,Snowflake, One Banshee, one Giggleman. Raven.
Good Friend: Diane
Friend:Bennie
Broken hostages:Sasha Kriloff.

[Donuts]

LordCrazyNugget sounds more supreme xD

[Helgoland]

Bloodwing's fine, we want to comfort Benny a bit, don't we?

Let's go show off to Sasha afterwards.

[Graknorke]

Blood-wing is freaking awesome.
Also Sasha would be totally interested for science purposes right? She probably wasn't expecting non-human spread.

[Rolan7]

I'm trying to imagine Sasha's reaction to the bird if she wasn't expecting it to work on animals.  I'm picturing "wibbling" and "rolling around the floor in the fetal position".

[QuakeIV]

Accept the name.  Send it off to infect other birds, no need to traumatize sasha since apparently we want to dredge her for info.

[Kitten Snot]

Nice. Sounds awesome! Do you agree, Bloodwing? The bird gives a soft caw in response.
I think he likes it! Yessss. I always wanted a pet!
Well, we'd better go show her to all the inhabitants of this house. You go over to the kitchen in order to show Bloodwing to Sasha.
Well Sasha? Do you like the new addition to the household. Bloodwing flies over to her and looks at her. The lack of blinking makes it kind of creepy.

Sasha remains silent and starts the staring contest with the raven. A full minute passes until Sasha starts smiling while the bird seems to be having trouble with something.
Eventually Sasha cries out Hey!no using the nictitating membrane! That's cheating! The crow caws once then flies back over to you, head held low in defeat.
You... Have staring contests with birds?
Well, I really like animals and we seem to get this understanding. With these kinds of birds you need to show that you can beat them at something.
Interesting, but a bit disappointing.
Were you expecting more insanity?
Kind of. You admit.
Aren't you scared about the birds getting the infection well and truly started? I mean, once the birds get infected some shit is going down.

Sasha looks satisfied for a moment. they says: We did most of the tests on birds. To prevent problems we made it so that birds can't infect other birds. They need to be infected from another source. So hah!
What's with the bright mood all of a sudden?
The writer needed something that in some far dimension could be counted as "funny". I'll likely go back to being mopey or he'll pull some shit out of his ass about me starting to accustom.
Let's continue on shall we? What shall we do now?


Stats
Health:Unhurt.
Energy:Fine.
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Fed.
Durability level 2.5
Inventory:5 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 48 .357 bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security:None.

Horde:30? normals,10 anklebiters,10 actors,Snowflake, One Banshee, one Giggleman. Raven.
Good Friend: Diane
Friend:Bennie
Broken hostages:Sasha Kriloff.

The fourth wall has now been blown up in a terrorist attack by the writer who was being kind of lazy. All four fans are angry, writer feels bad later.

[Rolan7]

THE FOURTH WALL!  MY IMMERSIONS!
...
Are just fine   She's been broken for a while now, manicness and questioning reality is no surprise.