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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

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Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
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Author Topic: You are Patient Zero  (Read 333660 times)

zomara0292

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1050 on: September 03, 2012, 07:48:03 am »
Quote from: Gamerlord on September 03, 2012, 06:28:05 am
I think we should infect ants or termites and try to use them as her jailers.


NO! I HATE ANTS! THEY ALL MUST DIE LONG AND PAINFUL DEATHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
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The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1051 on: September 03, 2012, 09:12:42 am »
Quote from: zomara0292 on September 03, 2012, 07:48:03 am
Quote from: Gamerlord on September 03, 2012, 06:28:05 am
I think we should infect ants or termites and try to use them as her jailers.


NO! I HATE ANTS! THEY ALL MUST DIE LONG AND PAINFUL DEATHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

THERE WAS ONCE AN ANT IN MY TOILET BOWL, FORTUNATELY I HAD A BAD STOMACH THAT DAY. NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT DIDNT DROWN BY WATER.

DO THE SAME WITH SASHA.
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zomara0292

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1052 on: September 03, 2012, 09:37:21 am »
Quote from: DrPoo on September 03, 2012, 09:12:42 am
Quote from: zomara0292 on September 03, 2012, 07:48:03 am
Quote from: Gamerlord on September 03, 2012, 06:28:05 am
I think we should infect ants or termites and try to use them as her jailers.


NO! I HATE ANTS! THEY ALL MUST DIE LONG AND PAINFUL DEATHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

THERE WAS ONCE AN ANT IN MY TOILET BOWL, FORTUNATELY I HAD A BAD STOMACH THAT DAY. NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT DIDNT DROWN BY WATER.

DO THE SAME WITH SASHA.
no.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1053 on: September 03, 2012, 12:03:35 pm »
Well, we could... wait. Are there Kudzu vines near here? They're an invasive species in the 'states and grow fairly quickly. Could we infect them? Can we inflect plants at all? This is a worthwhile area of study while someone searches for a hospital to raid.

Anyway, back to the ants. If we infect them then they're going to be in immense pain because their size would require that we bite their abdomen (the part opposite the head) to effectively attempt to infect them. If they provide a useful ability (even if that ability is to swarm) then we should infect as many as possible.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1054 on: September 03, 2012, 12:14:34 pm »
We should probably infect just one swarm insect and have it infect its comrades. Because I don't think that zombies running around biting ants is really very worth the time at all. Seeing as how much hive animals will tend to help their wounded, we should be good with just one or two directly infected.

Infecting plants sounds interesting. I don't think we'd enjoy it much though, zombies seem to become carnivorous.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1055 on: September 03, 2012, 02:12:10 pm »
Couldn't we inject ants with zombie drool or something similar? A sufficiently small needle could be hard to find, though.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1056 on: September 03, 2012, 03:10:05 pm »
You decide to go towards an inhabited area and, from there, find a nearby spot with some covering or something.
You keep driving untill you are in the rich district of town. The streets are absolutely lousy with people carrying guns. Looks like some citizens got together to build a militia.
Thankfully, they don't check every car. Two zombies were ordered to keep the doors closed a while ago by Diane. Thank the 15'th God for that.
You keep driving around until you manage to find the black sheep of the rich. They seem to be poor people who managed to get lucky with a good house.
It's big, but their house looks like nobody took care of it.

They were delicious and drunk. They didn't even scream. The house can fit your entire horde and them some.
You then decide it time for SCIENCE! to take place. You go to their (rather pitiful) yard and manage to find some climbing plants. Nice and invasive!
You take a good chomp of it and then spit it out and swallow a bit of vomit. The plant quickly.... Does absolutely nothing. Well, that was fucking terrible!
You can't get the taste out of your mouth. Gah! You see an anthill but decide against it. If you manage to break their skin you already broke a whole lot more.
Broke-back zombie ants probably can't do much. Besides, too much of a bad taste in one day. Bleh!


Stats:
Health:Unhurt.
Energy:Fine.
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Fed. (utterly disgusted)
Durability level 2
Inventory:5 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 48 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security:None.

Horde:30? normals,10 anklebiters,10 actors,Snowflake, One Banshee, one Giggleman.
Good friends: Diane
Allies: Bennie
Broken hostages:Sasha Kriloff.
« Last Edit: September 04, 2012, 12:40:34 am by Kitten Snot »
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zomara0292

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1057 on: September 04, 2012, 07:06:36 am »
Where are our hostages, snot? I mean the other human ones.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1058 on: September 04, 2012, 10:04:16 am »
Somewhere in the house. Diane is taking care of her.
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zomara0292

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1059 on: September 04, 2012, 10:14:01 am »
Not just her. if I remember correctly, we have two pairs of humans still alive that should be with us.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1060 on: September 04, 2012, 11:27:24 am »
Having grown up around a lot of kudzu, I'm really relieved that infecting the vines didn't work.  Nightmare fuel right there!
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1061 on: September 05, 2012, 02:29:17 pm »
Well, remember when you left them at the warehouse?
Terribly wasteful, really. We could have done MUCH with them.
I've been reading on some disturbing shit lately. Perhaps the story might get a little bit darker for a while.
Rape will remain off-limits. In fact, suggesting it will add a minus 2 on the dice rolls for 2 updates. So don't do that.
« Last Edit: September 05, 2012, 02:30:54 pm by Kitten Snot »
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1062 on: September 05, 2012, 03:04:16 pm »
I suggest no rape, in all seriousness.
I'm also really worried about how this can get darker.  Worried and curious.  I think I'm partly sticking around just to be the little voice whispering "No stop what are you doing" as we become less and less human.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1063 on: September 06, 2012, 05:33:42 am »
Try finding Siamese twins, or failing that, sow two people together and infect them.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1064 on: September 06, 2012, 06:32:28 am »
Actualy, i think we should fortify ourselves. Also, spit in the ant hole.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..
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