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Nil Athelion

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Fishing babies
« on: January 29, 2012, 06:50:41 pm »

Dwarves catch fish from water.  The water is often/nearly always one z-level down.  Apparently they catch fish with either their hands, or with sub-quantum tools.

Could we have it that if a baby goes by a dwarf who is fishing, he'll grab the baby out of the water?

Also, I know that climbing will come around some day, but what about dwarves pulling other dwarves out of water?  They can recover wounded, is saving some dude from standing under water possible?


But mostly fishing things other than fish.  Like babies.
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Re: Fishing babies
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2012, 07:17:06 pm »

How would the Dwarves know what to pull out of water though?

I mean, you could end up with a Dwarf charging a longnosed gar, end up drowning, end up with a Dwarf trying to drag him out, get pulled in...

Suddenly drownsplosion.

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Re: Fishing babies
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2012, 12:54:12 am »

How would the Dwarves know what to pull out of water though?

I mean, you could end up with a Dwarf charging a longnosed gar, end up drowning, end up with a Dwarf trying to drag him out, get pulled in...

Suddenly drownsplosion.

http://youtu.be/bHHbJFBSG7Y?t=11m57s

Just add water.
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Re: Fishing babies
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2012, 02:22:15 am »

Actually, a more general idea of "dwarves that can swim attempt to save other drowning dwarves" sounds interesting.  Would also give some reason to train them to swim.

Because of the idea someone mentioned about a "drownsplosion" it suddenly seems more dwarfy than it otherwise would.

Somehow, I now have the image of 30 panicked dwarves drowning in a six-inch puddle while someone is swearing "oh carp!"  And the puns only get worse if they go anywhere near the seashore.

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Re: Fishing babies
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2012, 02:29:40 am »

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Best be careful with those fish puns, or i'll kick your bass.
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Re: Fishing babies
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2012, 03:05:43 am »

Not another !!Pun!! thread please?
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Re: Fishing babies
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2012, 03:43:50 am »

Not another !!Pun!! thread please?

I wanted to be a fishing thread, but then I took a pun to the knee.
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Re: Fishing babies
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2012, 07:18:02 am »

Not another !!Pun!! thread please?

I wanted to be a fishing thread, but then I took a pun to the knee.
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Re: Fishing babies
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2012, 03:35:15 pm »

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Re: Fishing babies
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2012, 07:35:44 pm »

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i used to do arrow to the knee jokes, then it got repetitive.


dwarves have sub quantum tools.

hopefully toady will change how water works



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Re: Fishing babies
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2012, 03:04:23 am »

dwarves have sub quantum tools.

hopefully toady will change how water works

I think if Toady makes things (and creatures) capable of floating--he's got material density already--then critters that need air won't immediately start drowning after sinking to the bottom like a brick. For the case of babies falling in water, they should float (all that fat). After that, it's just a matter of dwarfs being able to grab things off the surface of a pool of water.

Also, given a path-finding upgrade (for real path-finding through water/air), dwarfs with reasonable swimming skill should be able to retrieve objects that are on the bottom of a pool of water.

Not another !!Pun!! thread please?

I wanted to be a fishing thread, but then I took a pun to the knee.
Get out.

No puns yet, and the thread is probably getting back on topic now.

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Re: Fishing babies
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2012, 06:55:13 pm »

I mean, you could end up with a Dwarf charging a longnosed gar, end up drowning, end up with a Dwarf trying to drag him out, get pulled in...

Suddenly drownsplosion.
You... say this like it is a bad thing?  Logical premises leading to hilarity leading to the player rubbing her forehead is sort of the primary mode for this game.

http://youtu.be/bHHbJFBSG7Y?t=11m57s

Just add water.
Still hoping for improved grappling where I can drag someone with me, and/or throw them in the direction of my choice.  Because throwing people off of cliffs, you know.

But if we do have grabbing-dragging, maybe Dwarf Water Rescue (that sounds worrisome) can be something like that.  Non-swimmers grab and pull out folks near water, swimmers drag and try to pull out drowners, though obviously suffocation can become an issue if it takes too long, etc.  After the water pathfinding code, then.

Actually, a more general idea of "dwarves that can swim attempt to save other drowning dwarves" sounds interesting.  Would also give some reason to train them to swim.

Because of the idea someone mentioned about a "drownsplosion" it suddenly seems more dwarfy than it otherwise would.
This seems especially likely if you have novice swimmers jumping in and hitting their heads.

I think if Toady makes things (and creatures) capable of floating--he's got material density already--then critters that need air won't immediately start drowning after sinking to the bottom like a brick. For the case of babies falling in water, they should float (all that fat). After that, it's just a matter of dwarfs being able to grab things off the surface of a pool of water.

Also, given a path-finding upgrade (for real path-finding through water/air), dwarfs with reasonable swimming skill should be able to retrieve objects that are on the bottom of a pool of water.
Well, that's an interesting question.  I mean, I might sink in water (it's hilarious, but I try not to laugh), but most people float.  And yet... most people drown if they don't know how to swim.

I'm thinking that being at the surface will probably make folks easier to retrieve, but not necessarily not drown.  Temporary lung damage from water inhalation?

Of course, overall density includes all that metal that dwarves carry around with/on them...

Density also making things sink at a certain rate, combating swimming ability for going up?  Hrm...

I wonder if there will be a salt modifier for water density...
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Re: Fishing babies
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2012, 02:46:45 pm »

And now cycle complete, the male wildabeast returns *aaaaarrrrrrrooooo* to propogate the herd!

Anyone else think of those eTrade baby's when they saw this subject?  Fishing babies.  For some reason I thought there would be a half dozen dwarf fishing babies reeling in shankapotami and discussing bait.  Man was I off the mark, when I saw this thread subject.

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Re: Fishing babies
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2012, 05:10:45 pm »

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Best be careful with those fish puns, or i'll kick your bass.

Manatees are mammals...oh, wait. You made a pun on porpoise.
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Re: Fishing babies
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2012, 07:29:50 pm »

Man, now I want drownsplosions just for kicks. That sounds beautiful.
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