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[cameron1124]

Hopefully the dwarves would prioritize running away over saving someone. For instance, if they SEA a MONSTER.

[Di]

Hopefully the dwarves would prioritize running away over saving someone. For instance, if they SEA a MONSTER.

Personality rewrite so particular dwarves could value someone else's life (a friend, a spouse, a stray cat) over their own would be another great addition to personality rewrite, but I guess it goes to some other thread. Speaking of which, I do not understand what's going on here, but dwarves pulling other dwarves up by hand or via ropes would be awesome.

[Sus]

They fish with their BEARDS.
Not saying they couldn't beard-lasso a drowning baby out of the water though, but this should probably be a low-priority task (like recovering wounded) so it doesn't throw the entire fort into chaos via recursive rescue attempts...

As for puns and knees,

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