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[Triaxx2]

I see it now. The truth of dwarfiness. It's not Elf-hate. Because you should have that anyway. Nor is it magma love. You should have that. No it is upon seeing a topic title like this, instead of, as I would on any other forum thinking:

"Is this guy on drugs?"

Instead, I think this:

"How do I get this dwarf to snort soap?"

I love DF.

[zubb2]

I honestly want to cry a little cause of that dog picture, I dont even like real dogs other than my own enought to cry about.

WHY the sad pic???

[ASCIt]

You could always, y'know, make him into an intrepid magma-sea explorer.

[NobodyPro]

Was that pic from Boatmurdered, Blockedlances, Failcannon or something else?

[Sphalerite]

Was that pic from Boatmurdered, Blockedlances, Failcannon or something else?

Actually, it's from www.homestarrunner.com

[Gizogin]

Was that pic from Boatmurdered, Blockedlances, Failcannon or something else?

Actually, it's from www.homestarrunner.com

Something from outside of Bay12?  Inconceivable!

[Duntada Man]

A lot of creative ways of cleaning his lungs, I must say. Posts like this makes my day complete Question is, can a Dwarf live if you sever a lung? It is technically possible but I don't know what the raws say here...

I believe that because there are two lungs, one can be severed and not lead to death. Though that may cause A LOT of bleeding.

[Callista]

Was that pic from Boatmurdered, Blockedlances, Failcannon or something else?

Actually, it's from www.homestarrunner.com

Something from outside of Bay12?  Inconceivable!

And was included in the Boatmurdered LP. So it's not inconceivable after all!

I have a dwarf nearly as badly injured--both arms unusable, constant dizziness, uses a crutch (how, I don't know) to walk. He was recently elected mayor. I turned off all his labors, and he's been happily meeting with diplomats ever since.

Seriously, I don't see why other people kill off their heavily injured dwarves. I find them useful to do the jobs that can't have hauling turned on, the ones that are generally not needed but still require unbusy dwarves around to do them--you know, things like brokers, mayors, lever-pullers, possibly pump operators. Burrow them someplace useful and that's that. The best broker I ever had couldn't walk at all and just dragged himself around wherever he needed to go. Never missed a caravan, that guy. Died in the great tantrum spiral of 109, of course... *snif*

[Oliolli]

both arms unusable...uses a crutch (how, I don't know)

Beard.

[Callista]

Oh, yeah. Should have been obvious.

[inEQUALITY]

both arms unusable...uses a crutch (how, I don't know)

Beard.

That's the answer to everything in Dwarf Fortress life.

[Loud Whispers]

both arms unusable...uses a crutch (how, I don't know)

Beard.

That's the answer to everything in Dwarf Fortress life.

Or hip.

[Splint]

Yes it is.  Also, I'm male.  Just so you know.

Sorry, just a precaution. You never know on the internetz. or even DF. things can get wierd when you thought your favorite dorf was a man and called them such in all your bordom DF journals....

[Duntada Man]

I have a dwarf nearly as badly injured--both arms unusable, constant dizziness, uses a crutch (how, I don't know) to walk. He was recently elected mayor. I turned off all his labors, and he's been happily meeting with diplomats ever since.

Seriously, I don't see why other people kill off their heavily injured dwarves. I find them useful to do the jobs that can't have hauling turned on, the ones that are generally not needed but still require unbusy dwarves around to do them--you know, things like brokers, mayors, lever-pullers, possibly pump operators. Burrow them someplace useful and that's that. The best broker I ever had couldn't walk at all and just dragged himself around wherever he needed to go. Never missed a caravan, that guy. Died in the great tantrum spiral of 109, of course... *snif*

You just like to torture your dwarves.