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[Emperor_Jonathan]

You awake on cold stone, your eyes quickly adjust to the pitch-blackness and you see as if it was day.
You're in a natural cave of some sort, you're a male dwarf, naked all over except for your patchy beard. There's a jumble of junk in one corner of the cave and an exit in another. What do you do?

Spoiler: Inventory: (click to show/hide)

1x Patchy Beard [E]

[fergus]

> Collect junk.

[Megaman]

After collecting Junk, do a COMBAT ROLL into to hallway to the northeast for no good reason

[NRDL]

The Emperor of ASCII returns!!!  *bows in respect*.

Collect junk.

[Alternatecash]

You have no need for junk! You have fists, teeth, and a beard! Explore the cave, northways!

[Trapezohedron]

Get the pile of objects labelled "Junk". Perform a combat roll on self.

[terkiey]

ACTION ROLL HEADFIRST INTO WALL.

[Loud Whispers]

> Collect junk.

[Quarynn]

Open the door

[NUKE9.13]

One more vote for collecting the junk and doing a combat roll.
Because why not.

[zomara0292]

One more vote for collecting the junk and doing a combat roll.
Because why not.

One more vote for this guys vote. i chose to be non-originally original.

[Armok]

So... basically everything is exactly as it usually is to every detail, except for the cave being natural.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

You do scurry over to the pile of junk and search through it,
as you assumed it was mostly junk. But you found a short blade,
but 3 or 4 inches with rope wrapped around the end of it for a handle.
Naturally you equip the blade.
You do a combat roll to the north-east to ward of any predators
and head onwards.



You stride through the passage with pride and continue a short way to
a stop, ahead of you is a blood-red silk rope coming through a hole in
the roof. Naturally you pull yourself up with your muscled and tanned
arms into the ceiling...



You emerge to find yourself in some sort of catacomb, the stone around
you is darker and unnatural, there are bodies in graves in the walls, 3
coffins stand upright, one to the south, which is dark and black all over.
The two to the north are open, the lids laying on the ground. Two
cadavers are leaning upright.. Their eyes are open, glowing red and
angry.


What do you do?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inventory:
1x Patchy Beard [E]
1x Ghetto Blade [E]

[Alternatecash]

Bones should not be waling around uncrafted! Time to practice your bonecarving skill.

[zomara0292]

Bones should not be waling around uncrafted! Time to practice your bonecarving skill.

Agreed.