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Tiruin

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2012, 08:21:18 am »

Try hitting one of them with your sword.

Maybe recoil in horror first in seeing a defiled body.
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NRDL

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2012, 08:39:07 am »

Bones should not be waling around uncrafted! Time to practice your bonecarving skill.
Agreed.
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Emperor_Jonathan

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2012, 08:50:27 am »

The bleach-white skeletons stumbled from the casket in a thirst of vengeance from beyond the grave.
The one on the left pulls out a rusty sabre from a rotten leather belt by its side, its red eyes piercing and its
jaw half off it moves around the hole you came from. The one on the right moves towards you and readies a
half-rotten wooden mace from its leather belt. It moves towards you.
Naturally you back off slightly and ready your blade for battle.



You lunge towards the skeleton on the right and deftly avoid the clumsy, wide swing of the rotting mace-skeleton.
You pass under the skeletons arm and spin around it and slash your blade towards the rib cage of the skeleton,
hoping to do what little damage you can, and the skeleton disappears in a cloud of smoke...



Standing, sitting rather, where the skeleton should be is a small, brown hare.

What the fuck? 

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Logen910

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2012, 09:08:02 am »

Kill, butcher, go left.
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NRDL

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2012, 09:12:40 am »

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zomara0292

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2012, 09:27:56 am »

Wait. look. We have another skeleton. The sword apparently turns things into other (possibly more dangerous) things.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Logen910

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2012, 09:38:51 am »

Wait. look. We have another skeleton. The sword apparently turns things into other (possibly more dangerous) things.

New plan: kill it with your bare hands, butcher it and go left.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2012, 09:40:42 am by Logen910 »
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zomara0292

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2012, 09:40:56 am »

Wait. look. We have another skeleton. The sword apparently turns things into other (possibly more dangerous) things.

New plan: kill it with your bare hands, butcher it and go left.
plus 101
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

NRDL

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2012, 09:49:24 am »

Wait. look. We have another skeleton. The sword apparently turns things into other (possibly more dangerous) things.

New plan: kill it with your bare hands, butcher it and go left.
plus 101
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zomara0292

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2012, 09:51:17 am »

Wait. look. We have another skeleton. The sword apparently turns things into other (possibly more dangerous) things.

New plan: kill it with your bare hands, butcher it and go left.
plus 101

also, we should snatch some of the bones that fall. A bone sword/mace is better than one that can screw you over at a moments notice.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Loud Whispers

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2012, 08:23:54 pm »

Wait. look. We have another skeleton. The sword apparently turns things into other (possibly more dangerous) things.

New plan: kill it with your bare hands, butcher it and go left.
plus 101

also, we should snatch some of the bones that fall. A bone sword/mace is better than one that can screw you over at a moments notice.

+1... And keep the hare.

zomara0292

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2012, 08:26:52 pm »

Wait. look. We have another skeleton. The sword apparently turns things into other (possibly more dangerous) things.

New plan: kill it with your bare hands, butcher it and go left.
plus 101

also, we should snatch some of the bones that fall. A bone sword/mace is better than one that can screw you over at a moments notice.

+1... And keep the hare.
first train it not to bite. then, eventually, we can transfigure our new pet into something. . . . . . . . useful for ether meat or protection.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

fergus

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2012, 04:16:07 am »

Wait. look. We have another skeleton. The sword apparently turns things into other (possibly more dangerous) things.
New plan: kill it with your bare hands, butcher it and go left.
plus 101

also, we should snatch some of the bones that fall. A bone sword/mace is better than one that can screw you over at a moments notice.
+1... And keep the hare.
first train it not to bite. then, eventually, we can transfigure our new pet into something. . . . . . . . useful for ether meat or protection.
+1
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Logen910

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2012, 08:55:16 am »

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Emperor_Jonathan

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2012, 12:55:39 am »

You quickly duck down and store the hare in your inventory.
Naturally you equip it.
You turn to face the lumbering skeleton advancing towards
you on the left. You quickly a deftly un-equip your dagger
and lunge towards the skeleton, aiming to punch it in its bony face...



Unexpectedly you rapidly move forward faster than you expected,
a lot of faster. Before you even recognise what is happening you've
rushed forward and crushed the skeletons skull with your fists,
knocking the lifeless bones clattering into the wall opposite you.
What's left after the great crash is a pile of broken and scattered bones.

What the fuck?



The coffin to the south of you starts to rock back and forth, unintelligible
words drift from the dark, black, stone, box of death...

What the fuck?

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