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Urist McDwarfFortress

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Sea Lampreys are the new Carps?
« on: January 27, 2012, 05:00:37 pm »

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Re: Sea Lampreys are the new Carps?
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2012, 05:03:22 pm »
Gentlemen, we may have a meme here.
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Re: Sea Lampreys are the new Carps?
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2012, 05:04:04 pm »
Hey, it didn't even shatter the skull!  What black magic is this?

Has anyone tried modding dwarves to have skulls made of metal or something to see if it makes an appreciable difference?
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Re: Sea Lampreys are the new Carps?
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2012, 05:07:40 pm »
Quote from: Telgin on January 27, 2012, 05:04:04 pm
Hey, it didn't even shatter the skull!  What black magic is this?

Has anyone tried modding dwarves to have skulls made of metal or something to see if it makes an appreciable difference?
Metal skin tends to do better ;)

Also, fish have always been and still are deadly. Except now they're not apocalyptic :p
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Re: Sea Lampreys are the new Carps?
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2012, 05:09:11 pm »
Is this some kind of homage to the crocodile hunter or what?

(I demand these creatures be weaponised for further testing!)
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Urist McKiwi

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Re: Sea Lampreys are the new Carps?
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2012, 05:17:07 pm »
All my dangerous fish killed each other immediately on embark. It was awesome....the sea lampreys are now.....sitting at the bottom of the river where it leaves the map. And my dwarves are safe. :)
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Re: Sea Lampreys are the new Carps?
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2012, 10:17:45 pm »
How the he'll can a lamprey shatter a dwarfs skull!? Have you seen those things, they're like slimy eels without jaws!

Then again carp aren't exactly apex predators....

You should see how a carp would do against over forms of sea life in arena mode.
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Re: Sea Lampreys are the new Carps?
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2012, 01:56:44 am »
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Re: Sea Lampreys are the new Carps?
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2012, 03:46:25 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 27, 2012, 05:07:40 pm
Also, fish have always been and still are deadly. Except now they're not apocalyptic :p
Speak for yourself. I just had a fort wiped out by a school of Zombie Bluefin Tuna. They cleared out thirty dwarves in five minutes.
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Re: Sea Lampreys are the new Carps?
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2012, 03:54:57 am »
And this is why we should be eating the hearts off fish to steal a  portion of their strength. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. HUNDRED!
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Re: Sea Lampreys are the new Carps?
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2012, 07:48:37 am »
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