"Well, you see, Cassie- may I call you Cassie?, genetic research is a really delicate field, one where we must employ the height of safety measures to ensure there are no unfortunate accidents. We perform extensive, fail-safe testing on all our products before releasing them.
Obviously we cannot say much about our contract with the military, but I can assure you that our products will only be used for benign purposes- we are looking into things like increasing the reaction speed of soldiers so that they can perform their duties without endangering civilians, or increasing their resistance to injury- we abhor violence here at Simple Genetic Solutions; all our products are designed help our boys in blue survive their duty, not to help the military slaughter innocent civilians- a policy which I understand the military agrees with 100%.
I'd also like to mention our extensive non-military research- really, our work for the military is merely to fund our efforts into curing the myriad of diseases which plague mankind. Recently we have made a breakthrough with REALPANCEATM- unfortunately, it costs a lot to produce, and requires a complex administration which only our experts can perform, but anyone suffering from ((whatever that stuff cures, I forget)) can ask their insurance to pay for a visit to Simple Genetic Solutions, where we will do our very best to treat them."
Sell treatment with REALPANCEA at an exorbitant markup, and only at our own facilities. Patients will undergo a complex, entirely unnecessary procedure, during which we extract their genetic information, perform a few tests on them, then at the end inject them with REALPANCEA.