Right. Good news and bad news.
Good news: we sold the services to the US Military, said that one of the side-effects was paranoia and rage against whoever is administering the drug (But only during testing, and it can be drowned out with this new "Amnesia" drug) and they love it. Of course, we did the administration and the exposure to highly unpleasant elements first, just so we don't arouse suspicion. We gained $1000 for the first batch.
Bad news: Sometimes, the gene is activated but doesn't do anything special. It appears it then activates in the puberty of the next generation and then mutates them utterly randomly, not based on the environment. And this particular kind of gene spreads like radiation. And this gene will never go away and will keep going down the generations. And it turns out that one of the people who had this effect got dishonorably discharged and is now among the civvies. Due to the military's secrecy, we don't know who this guy is and we could end up with... interesting effects.
Dr. Johnston's painkiller is going into testing. It's about 70% done. It's been noted that the drug works exceptionally well for cases of mental disorders, but it is even more exceptional in that it can clear cases of latent schizophrenia overnight and gets rid of any trace of it, so that the mental disorder doesn't get inherited. This may make us some money.
Testing is going well otherwise with the drug (We should name both of these, by the way. It's hard being so vague). Sigma has regenerative abilities, and it seems that the blender activated the gene permanently. No-one knows how this happened, and these fellows claiming to be from the "SCP Foundation" are asking to take him in as a "Keter-Class SCP". We can't trace the call, but we'll try harder. With the internet test, it seems that the result is that Subject Zebra's brain suddenly expands to about 5x5 meters big and the body attempts to keep up. We've put her in liquid stasis and we are studying her brain patterns. It seems that her entire brain has replaced all "Primal" functions with knowledge from the internet. All of it. We don't even know how that works in modern science. Subject Harvey was given the sea test, and she appears to have become a creature similar to an octopus. She's about the size of Central Park (800 meters). We are thinking of calling the area she is in a No Fly Zone and conducting tests. According to our estimations, it's entirely possible that she could take down whole battleships without dying. She's already eaten the entire area's sealife and is laying eggs.
Subject Gamma was put in charge of a chaotic team, and promptly turned his arms into biological saws and decapitated one of our workers. RIP Jackson Farkers. You will be missed.
Rudolph Johnston: Lead Researcher
Vivian Hale: Accountant
Kendall Roberts: Legal Consultant
Latonya Warren: Genetics Analyzer
Angelo Wilkerson: Unrelated (Illegal Technologies Head)
Money: $1467
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