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Author Topic: Death by Phallus? ;D  (Read 1495 times)

LoneTophat

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Death by Phallus? ;D
« on: January 27, 2012, 01:51:31 pm »

I just threw an elven swordmaster by his phallus. He proceeded to smash into the wall and die on impact.

I love Genesis mod ;D

I'm also having fun just plain throwing people against walls and watching them EXPLODE. <- D:
Big mess. But the dirty hippies deserve it :l
« Last Edit: January 27, 2012, 01:54:19 pm by LoneTophat »
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Death by Phallus? ;D
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2012, 02:47:46 pm »

Death by moose is better.

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Re: Death by Phallus? ;D
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2012, 04:02:02 pm »

Beating someone to death with their own phallus is even better. Or better yet, beating someone to death with your adventurer's phallus. ;D
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Re: Death by Phallus? ;D
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2012, 04:09:03 pm »

Beating someone to death with their own eyeballs.

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Re: Death by Phallus? ;D
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2012, 04:11:34 pm »

Beating someone to death with their own eyeballs.
Beating them to death with their toes against their eyeballs.

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Re: Death by Phallus? ;D
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2012, 05:20:07 pm »

Stay classy bay12

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Re: Death by Phallus? ;D
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2012, 05:49:27 pm »

You could almost invision a dwarf ripping out a elfs eyes, tying the two nerve endings together, and use them like numchucks.
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Re: Death by Phallus? ;D
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2012, 10:34:14 pm »

I once went on a rampage beating people with a bag full of severed dicks; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=86825.msg2593708#msg2593708
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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2012, 10:35:48 pm »

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Re: Death by Phallus? ;D
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2012, 12:23:28 pm »

God damn it people, I've added genitalia, udders, breasts etc just to make bodies more "realistic", and threads like these embarass me :P.
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Re: Death by Phallus? ;D
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2012, 12:26:44 pm »

God damn it people, I've added genitalia, udders, breasts etc just to make bodies more "realistic", and threads like these embarass me :P.
And that`s how I found out about Genesis :P.
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