It's been a couple days since I've been able to get in a good session, but work on the test fortress is coming along nicely. I have eight Project SPARTAN chambers dug out, and I'm starting to work on setting up a metal industry. No children yet, but I'll be ready for when they come.
Ideally I'll get a baby so I can stick them in the chamber as soon as they become a child. I'm predicting the following results from ten years in the chamber:
Armour User: I have no idea. Do naked children gain skill in this from fighting?
Biter: Competent? Needs testing.
Dodger: Probably around Proficient-Talented. Two-three years in previous tests resulted in around Adequate.
Fighter: Talented? Needs testing.
Kicker: Competent seems most likely.
Shield User: See Armour User.
Striker: See Kicker.
Wrestler: See Biter.
Emotional status: Insanely happy from having a bedroom, dining room, study, and tomb fit for royalty. Albeit full of rabid turkeys, but you can't have everything.
Psychological status: Constantly fighting and killing turkeys means no child that survives even a couple years of this will ever care about anything. Ever.
Physical status: Heavily scarred and bruised. Possibly missing eyes. Might lose the ability to feel pain due to ten years of being pecked and scratched constantly.
Brony status: Ponies are totally awesome. Especially Derpy Hooves and Doctor Whooves.
I still need to run a lot of tests to see how accurate my predictions are, but the last three I'm reasonably certain of. I'll post updates once I get some children in the test fortress.