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Urist McScoopbeard

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Baboons, really?
« on: January 24, 2012, 06:07:53 pm »
Boy do I HAAATE baboons (macques aren't even as bad), I had like 8 baboons BARGE into my fort apparenty not fearing dwarves or fearsome pets, and start trying to steal stuff, half, HALF, of my fort now have destroyed feet and can't walk, five dwarves dead, my miners finally rallied and picked them to death. what's with this? curious creatures are waaay too curious.
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Re: Baboons, really?
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2012, 06:09:25 pm »
Maybe you could capture them and create a mighty baboon army to lay siege to your enemies.

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Re: Baboons, really?
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2012, 06:11:18 pm »
Well obviously DF saw that your defences were lacking, decided to make u raeghe, and sent the immortal baboon onslaught.
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Re: Baboons, really?
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2012, 06:13:43 pm »
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Re: Baboons, really?
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2012, 06:15:31 pm »
KILL IT WITH MAGMA
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Re: Baboons, really?
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2012, 06:17:43 pm »
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Re: Baboons, really?
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2012, 06:25:27 pm »
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Re: Baboons, really?
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2012, 06:27:00 pm »
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Re: Baboons, really?
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2012, 06:27:24 pm »
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Re: Baboons, really?
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2012, 07:22:33 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 24, 2012, 06:27:24 pm
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Quote from: Deathsword on January 24, 2012, 06:17:43 pm
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Re: Baboons, really?
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2012, 07:50:06 pm »
lol, calm don folks, !!science!! has been done...I found baboons die...with [magma]
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Re: Baboons, really?
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2012, 10:44:14 pm »
Posted this somewhere else earlier, I think it fits:

So a goblin ambush killed an elven caravan, and I'm stuck with a bunch of stuff I don't want, so I set it all to be dumped in a lava pit. A few moments later I see "Rhesus macaque has died in cage." Having remembered all those times the little shits ran off with my stuff, the image of one of the little bastards screeching and desperately shaking the bars of his cage for the few seconds after it's realized it's plummeting toward a pit of lava brought a smile to my face. I feel like justice has been done today.
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Re: Baboons, really?
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2012, 12:26:17 am »
Now we just need to mod them so that they also adopt dwarves
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Re: Baboons, really?
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2012, 03:40:08 pm »
Quote from: malroth on January 25, 2012, 12:26:17 am
Now we just need to mod them so that they also adopt dwarves

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