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[McMagma]

Hello, this is my new fortress! now im making the bedrooms and some defenses.

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[IamanElfCollaborator]

This is not worthy of the name Dwarfy.

This must have the blood of goblins run through the streets. Magma running in a river underneath a great temple to Armok, with kittens standing chain next to a throne, in front of a sacrificial altar, where prisoners are dropped to rejoin the life blood of the land. This must have an unnessecary piece of engineering standing on the entrance. You may not call this Dwarfy until you achieve thus.

Essentially, set fire to your booze and it's Dwarfy.

[ancistrus]

Nice way of encouraging a new player.

[darklord92]

every fortress begins small IEC. you must wait. the dwarfiness shall come, and when it does. it dawns in MAGMA.*skyrim theme plays*

[IamanElfCollaborator]

In Dwarf Fortress, we do not treat greenies like children. If we did, we'd be tossing them into magma.

No, we show them the real world, and hope a troll doesn't cause an 'unfortunate' accident to happen to them.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

My fortress did not begin small. It began big, and ended in the blazing depths of HFS.

[raptorfangamer]

is that going to be your permanent entrance? or is it just a temporary layout that will disappear once your 50+ miner/mason squad starts building the real thing?

[Loud Whispers]

In Dwarf Fortress, we do not treat greenies like children. If we did, we'd be tossing them into magma.

No, we show them the real world, and hope a troll doesn't cause an 'unfortunate' accident to happen to them.

Wait, but the general consensus was that we help a noob reach super powered awesomeness, so that they eventually suffered an unfortunate accident for the amusement of the forum. That's why we don't have trolling in DF, because there is no way to do so :/

ur doin it wrong

Besides, it's a horizontal fort, hi 5!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I do everything wrong for the lulz,mate.

I basically cause unfortunate accidents now, help them later.

[Loud Whispers]

I do everything wrong for the lulz,mate.

But you're doing it wrong, wrong >:£

It doesn't make sense, but damn, it does.

[Urist McGyver]

Ok a few things:

Kudos for the horizontal fort, but you must dig dig dig. You need iron and coal for weapons, and lead for awesomeness.

Also, don't stockpile boulders. They're heavy, so hauling them takes a LOT of time. Leave them on the ground. Dorfs don't mind.

Good luck! And have a great deal of !!FUN!!

[Nyxalinth]

Hello, this is my new fortress! now im making the bedrooms and some defenses.

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Nice!  Ignore the lone naysayer.  It's YOUR fort.  And if you eventually dig very, very deep and encounter !!Fun!!, all the better!

Welcome to the game.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I am not a naysayer. Simply giving him advice for when the !!FUN!! starts.

DO NOT GO DEEPER THAN CAVERN LEVEL.

Unless you want to die horribly.

[Loud Whispers]

Also, don't stockpile boulders. They're heavy, so hauling them takes a LOT of time. Leave them on the ground. Dorfs don't mind.

Masons, Stonecrafters and Mechanics do

Garbage dumps and stockpiles for all!!! Union strike!

[Loud Whispers]

Unless you want to die horribly.

LIES! BELOW THE CAVERNS LIES GLORIOUS CANDY!!!