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Savescumm, or new character?

Savescumm
- 3 (18.8%)
New Martial Artist
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Author Topic: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure: A New Hero?  (Read 24407 times)

zomara0292

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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #180 on: February 09, 2012, 08:27:55 am »

Save him. also. low blow. Not Flash Gordens style.
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NRDL

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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #181 on: February 09, 2012, 08:33:40 am »

By save him, you mean the guard? 

Also, you got outvoted. 
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #182 on: February 09, 2012, 08:58:54 am »

> practice up to next level, learn move consisting of kneeing people in the groin.
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #183 on: February 09, 2012, 10:03:28 am »

Ambush the other two... when they're alone and vulnerable.

And be prepared to use that dodge move Powder Miner invented... whatever it was called.
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zomara0292

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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #184 on: February 09, 2012, 12:55:43 pm »

I think we should work on grappling. Plus, the guard let us go. I think we should try to save him. And then brake his arm for breaking ours.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #185 on: February 09, 2012, 09:28:22 pm »

Need votes...
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #186 on: February 09, 2012, 09:30:59 pm »

Save the guard :D Prepare to Foul Dodge and Space Lazor Pawnch all over the place.
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #187 on: February 10, 2012, 07:30:44 am »

Several hours later...

You rush back to the stairs.  For some reason, you feel like you need to save this guard.  Whatever.  Amazingly, you spot no patrols of Red Warriors along the way. 





Yeah, I'll take this level by level, Game of Death style. 
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zomara0292

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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #188 on: February 10, 2012, 08:49:45 am »

check the chest for any traps or such without touching it. If there are no traps, take it with you. There might be something important in it.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #189 on: February 10, 2012, 11:09:11 am »

check the chest for any traps or such without touching it. If there are no traps, take it with you. There might be something important in it.
RIP THE FUCKING CHEST OPEN AND EAT CONTENTS.
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #190 on: February 11, 2012, 02:07:48 pm »

^I kinda feel like doing this just for the randomness.
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #191 on: February 11, 2012, 02:43:43 pm »

can we do it after checking it for traps?
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #192 on: February 11, 2012, 03:44:04 pm »

check the chest for any traps or such without touching it. If there are no traps, take it with you. There might be something important in it.
RIP THE FUCKING CHEST OPEN AND EAT CONTENTS.
can we do it after checking it for traps?

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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #193 on: February 11, 2012, 03:45:45 pm »

Rip that up.
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #194 on: February 12, 2012, 03:25:08 am »



The note says:

"Old Tom has betrayed us, or just simply slipped up.  The instructions for your new post are the following:

Guard the first level.
If faced with intruders, do not hesitate to use deadly force.
If a large number of enemies attack, use the packaged smoke bombs and shoes to make a hasty retreat, and sound the alarm.  If you run away because of one man, you have shame us and must kill yourself to restore honor.

The Blood is Power,
Taskmaster Jin
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