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Savescumm, or new character?

Savescumm
- 3 (18.8%)
New Martial Artist
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Author Topic: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure: A New Hero?  (Read 24404 times)

NRDL

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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #75 on: January 28, 2012, 08:43:29 am »



Yeah, actually good a good roll.  He won't hurt you anymore, as long as you leave.  And never come back. 
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #76 on: January 28, 2012, 08:59:58 am »

Turn around, and walk away like a badass as if nothing indignant happened.

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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #77 on: January 28, 2012, 09:49:07 am »

Turn around, and walk away like a badass as if nothing indignant happened.

...and then limp outside and scream like a little girl, while shouting profanities to heaven, after you ascend and abscond outta there.
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #78 on: January 28, 2012, 09:57:08 am »



Yeah, you're out, and when you woke up, you're free to do what you will.  I suggest that Flash Gordon, you know, learn some Martial Arts.  Considering this is the entire point of the game. 
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #79 on: January 28, 2012, 09:59:38 am »

Increase knuckle density by punching the nearest tree branches.

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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #80 on: January 28, 2012, 10:45:57 am »

Increase knuckle density by punching the nearest tree branches.

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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #81 on: January 28, 2012, 10:51:37 am »

Increase knuckle density by punching the nearest tree branches.

AGREEED

This. We have nothing better to do, so we should TRAIN HARD.
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #82 on: January 28, 2012, 12:00:45 pm »

Increase knuckle density by punching the nearest tree branches.

AGREEED

This. We have nothing better to do, so we should TRAIN HARD.
You know, like what I was trying to make us do in the beginning. I so saw this (the butt whooping) coming.
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #83 on: January 28, 2012, 05:17:29 pm »

*insert epic tree punching montage*
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #84 on: January 28, 2012, 10:01:14 pm »

Dodge move suggest:
Name: Foul Dodge
Description: Hailing from skills in a strange "polo" sport, from hazy memories of a world... of stars, Flash Gordon steps sideways in a way to make long-weaponed swings hit nothing but air.
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #85 on: January 28, 2012, 11:39:51 pm »

Dodge move suggest:
Name: Foul Dodge
Description: Hailing from skills in a strange "polo" sport, from hazy memories of a world... of stars, Flash Gordon steps sideways in a way to make long-weaponed swings hit nothing but air.

I just need one more vote for this, then I'll add this into the next turn, along with the tree punching montage. 
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #86 on: January 28, 2012, 11:40:22 pm »

Dodge move suggest:
Name: Foul Dodge
Description: Hailing from skills in a strange "polo" sport, from hazy memories of a world... of stars, Flash Gordon steps sideways in a way to make long-weaponed swings hit nothing but air.
Consider it voted for.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #87 on: January 29, 2012, 12:31:15 am »



Yeah, bad roll on the trees.  Two more turns of practice are needed to master the move.  The practice action will take up a whole turn. 

What next? 
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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #88 on: January 29, 2012, 02:02:15 am »

Can we skip ahead two turns?
If not, just practice for this turn.

((When we are done learning this, I think it would be a good idea to make a sharp rock out of the available ones and use it to carve one of the trees into a training dummy.))
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The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: You are Martial Artist-ASCII Adventure
« Reply #89 on: January 29, 2012, 02:07:59 am »

As a compromise, you can do something, and still PRACTICE in the same turn. 

Which means, yeah, you can make the training dummy, and then practice, all in the same turn. 
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