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[Alternatecash]

Gentlemen. Time to tie ourselves to the kingdom. Marry the princess. Big ceremony, put on a human(oid) body, the works. Hopefully, the fisher king effect will kick in, tainting the land even more rapidly by tying us to the land in a symbolic manner.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Aw. No horrible monstrosities. D:

[JackOSpades]

Gentlemen. Time to tie ourselves to the kingdom. Marry the princess. Big ceremony, put on a human(oid) body, the works. Hopefully, the fisher king effect will kick in, tainting the land even more rapidly by tying us to the land in a symbolic manner.

this, this is exactly what I was talking about

[Ukrainian Ranger]

Gentlemen. Time to tie ourselves to the kingdom. Marry the princess. Big ceremony, put on a human(oid) body, the works. Hopefully, the fisher king effect will kick in, tainting the land even more rapidly by tying us to the land in a symbolic manner.

this, this is exactly what I was talking about

Yep, official marriage worth a try

[hachnslay]

... i still believe that total anihilation is not an excuse to stop working for Krlnkir Yrlvnt. Patch his soul back together, maybe confine it into the baneghoul.

[Tiruin]

... i still believe that total annihilation is not an excuse to stop working for Krlnkir Yrlvnt. Patch his soul back together, maybe confine it into the baneghoul.

I don't think that would be possible, any more.

[hachnslay]

... i still believe that total annihilation is not an excuse to stop working for Krlnkir Yrlvnt. Patch his soul back together, maybe confine it into the baneghoul.

I don't think that would be possible, any more.

When did we start to get impressed by possibility?

[Karakzon]

His soul was exploded into pieces, get some of your mages to summon him back from hell one shred of soul at a time and stitch him back together. If it works we get him back, if it dosent we get a demonic monstrosity.

Its win/win

meanwile: up one of the royal army generals as a champion/general.

Marry the princess, THEN turn her into a succubus then have her carry your second spawn or go take the souls of the neighbouring kingdom princes. Bonus points for conducting the marriage in the middle of the city during the full blown slaughter and getting it done safely.
Also: have her farther give her away and crown her as queen via abdicating his thrown. The crown will burn his head off with its own magic and you can pop it on her head then ^^

also: our old consort isent worn out physically, she can still bare young if we need her to. He minds just a bit loose is all. we did put it back together, we wouldnt do a half-assed job of it.

Nameless needs black paladin armour + sword for protecting our consorts and young xP Demonicaly enchanted of course. With a slight addition to have enhanced loyalty to anything of our bloodline.

[NUKE9.13]

...

Well. Can we get a consensus, maybe?

PS: stop asking to fix Dal'Kahh. He is no more. (see SOULS)

[zomara0292]

The commanders ask the demon if he will accept the volunteers, or have them killed? From the look on the demon's face, you know what his response will be-
-His satisfied smirk betrays his answer: "Let them live. I have use of evil men such as them. As Gouls and food for the consort, that is."

The commanders accept his answer, and start talking about logistics. Then one of them, as an afterthought, mentions that the volunteers said something- that there were others like them, who were either too cowardly to or incapable of leaving the city to join you- but once siege begins, they would surely find their way out to join you at once. The commander asks if they should receive the same treatment as the other volunteers. Again, you can tell what his answer will be-
-His eyes flare up, and his lips twitch: "An evil coward is worth the same to me as any other evil man when it comes to needed riders for the Sintaurs."

The commanders nod again. Then the same commander speaks again. Once we start killing, there might be men who very quickly decide that morality is fine so long as you don't have to die for it- I assume we should kill them, but, perhaps you need more men for the mines? Again, you predict his answer-
-He scratches his nose: "Bring to me. If I like them I will give them a choice of how to die. If I dont, I'll kill them."

You congratulate yourself on being able to apply your body-reading techniques on a Demon; dang girl, those are some mad skills.
The demon shatters your dreams by quietly informing you that he actually plucked the answers to the questions from your mind.
Your face falls when you realise what you have done.
He congratulates you; your answers were surprisingly close to what he would have chosen. You have a demonic mind, he says. Perhaps you would join his legions willingly?
You hesitate. Is that a serious question? Would you join his legions willingly, if only to avoid the pain of torture, or the agony of long months of corruption, only to join his side anyway? You reply

I don't think her reply really matters here. And, as for what to do with her. . . . I like the idea of slowly turning her into a succubus. Its more fun that way. . . . . . Sorry, its more !!FUN!! that way.
And lets make the Unnamed man the kids permanent guardian.

[Deamonpies]

His soul was exploded into pieces, get some of your mages to summon him back from hell one shred of soul at a time and stitch him back together. If it works we get him back, if it dosent we get a demonic monstrosity.

Its win/win

meanwile: up one of the royal army generals as a champion/general.

Marry the princess, THEN turn her into a succubus then have her carry your second spawn or go take the souls of the neighbouring kingdom princes. Bonus points for conducting the marriage in the middle of the city during the full blown slaughter and getting it done safely.
Also: have her farther give her away and crown her as queen via abdicating his thrown. The crown will burn his head off with its own magic and you can pop it on her head then ^^

also: our old consort isent worn out physically, she can still bare young if we need her to. He minds just a bit loose is all. we did put it back together, we wouldnt do a half-assed job of it.

Nameless needs black paladin armour + sword for protecting our consorts and young xP Demonicaly enchanted of course. With a slight addition to have enhanced loyalty to anything of our bloodline.

+1

[hachnslay]

His soul was exploded into pieces, get some of your mages to summon him back from hell one shred of soul at a time and stitch him back together. If it works we get him back, if it dosent we get a demonic monstrosity.

Its win/win

meanwile: up one of the royal army generals as a champion/general.

Marry the princess, THEN turn her into a succubus then have her carry your second spawn or go take the souls of the neighbouring kingdom princes. Bonus points for conducting the marriage in the middle of the city during the full blown slaughter and getting it done safely.
Also: have her farther give her away and crown her as queen via abdicating his thrown. The crown will burn his head off with its own magic and you can pop it on her head then ^^

also: our old consort isent worn out physically, she can still bare young if we need her to. He minds just a bit loose is all. we did put it back together, we wouldnt do a half-assed job of it.

Nameless needs black paladin armour + sword for protecting our consorts and young xP Demonicaly enchanted of course. With a slight addition to have enhanced loyalty to anything of our bloodline.

+1

+0.9 - minus the messing with nameless via magic bit.

[JackOSpades]

His soul was exploded into pieces, get some of your mages to summon him back from hell one shred of soul at a time and stitch him back together. If it works we get him back, if it dosent we get a demonic monstrosity.

Its win/win

meanwile: up one of the royal army generals as a champion/general.

Marry the princess, THEN turn her into a succubus then have her carry your second spawn or go take the souls of the neighbouring kingdom princes. Bonus points for conducting the marriage in the middle of the city during the full blown slaughter and getting it done safely.
Also: have her farther give her away and crown her as queen via abdicating his thrown. The crown will burn his head off with its own magic and you can pop it on her head then ^^

also: our old consort isent worn out physically, she can still bare young if we need her to. He minds just a bit loose is all. we did put it back together, we wouldnt do a half-assed job of it.

Nameless needs black paladin armour + sword for protecting our consorts and young xP Demonicaly enchanted of course. With a slight addition to have enhanced loyalty to anything of our bloodline.

+1

+0.9 - minus the messing with nameless via magic bit.

+1 but skip the forced loyalty as long as he serves and obeys we don't care WHY, he can justify it to himself however he likes.

and yes please stop trying to revive Dal'kahh he Failed us and deserted his post by dying he doesn't deserve to have that kind of energy wasted on what may or may not be left of him. besides the almighty NUKE says it ain't happenin so no go.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

+1, agree with JackOSpades' addition.

[kaian-a-coel]

-His satisfied smirk betrays his answer: "Let them live. I have use of evil men such as them."
-His eyes die down a little, his mouth forms a sort of satisfied sneer: "A coward is the lowest of the low... how could I treat them the same? Ghouls. Such is their destiny."
-He scratches his chin: "Hmm... well, I could use more slaves. Never enough slaves, y'see."

-"Sure, I guess." The demon seems surprised. He asks if you are sure. You facepalm. Note to self: Demons do not get sarcasm.

For replacing Dar'Kahh, I propose to give Barrsdoom a will of its own (3MM max), and the ability to judge the worthiness of its wielder. worthy=+1PM MAX.
unworthy=agonizing pain.
throw it into a rock and tell that the one to bear it will be apointed general. ("I got it!" *axe strike throat by itself* "AAuugh!!" "fool mortal, only the worthy can wield me!")

For Pretty Princess, just let her enjoy the demonic lifestyle. Do not actively corrupt her. Just let her meet Nameless (which is a pretty badass non-name btw) and Alyshtr. fun ensue.
No to succubus madness. Not now. But it can be fun with, say, Dolnar's nuns?