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[NUKE9.13]

As a side note. Dal'Kahh is not getting off that easy, not by a long shot. Pull his spirit from wherever it lay, and pop him in a suit of magically animated amour. "I refuse to let a.. useful asset no longer be able to serve me."

Nope. Dude exploded. All of him. Body AND soul.
It was a particularly gruesome explosion.

[JackOSpades]

Yeah, hey, just to be clear: you cannot actually have the princess just join you like that. Note that the "Sure, I guess" response has a continuation. :/
Also, Jack, you didn't say what to do with the original batch of volunteers...?
Also you lose five points for being anti-pretty-princess. D:<

and you lose ten for pulling the pretty-princess act in the first place 

yes it has a continuation as sarcasm, I just don't think whether shes willing or not matters in the least....

>Too bad. I need a new champion, you can help me make one.
>Wait, what are you..?!?!

willing volunteers... oops, well
-His satisfied smirk betrays his answer: "Let them live. I have use of evil men such as them." of course.

[SirAaronIII]

No! Not Dal'Kahh! WHYYYY

Anyway in order from the start of the main-character swap:
- William
- Still William
- Let them live
- Cowards are the lowest of the low
- Kill them
- "Not on my life, dark fiend!"

[Ukrainian Ranger]

The commanders ask the demon if he will accept the volunteers, or have them killed? From the look on the demon's face, you know what his response will be-
-His eyes die down a little, his mouth forms a sort of satisfied sneer: "A coward is the lowest of the low... how could I treat them the same?" instead they shall become Ghouls

The commanders ask the demon if he will accept the volunteers, or have them killed? From the look on the demon's face, you know what his response will be-
-His satisfied smirk betrays his answer: "Let them live. I have use of evil men such as them


there might be men who very quickly decide that morality is fine so long as you don't have to die for it- I assume we should kill them.
--He scratches his nose: "Kill them."

He congratulates you; your answers were surprisingly close to what he would have chosen. You have a demonic mind, he says. Perhaps you would join his legions willingly? You hesitate. Is that a serious question? Would you join his legions willingly, if only to avoid the pain of torture, or the agony of long months of corruption, only to join his side anyway? You reply
--"Of course not, you foul beast!"
After that princess will be cruelly raped ( No she isn't as lucky as another, consort) impregnated, and then KY uses his power to speed up pregnancy... To make a kid grow in minutes, not in months, of cause killing the princess in the process

misc:

1) Gift Barrsdoom ( I hope it's not exploded, too. I'll miss my favorite character... somehow I missed that "let's blow up our champion" suggestion) to the Nameless
2) CFM - transfer 10 acolytes to the army, 10 to the realm, train new acolytes, recruit new members
3) The realm: Build dry docks for big warships (100 resources per week) Build small temple-forges in every city\village\helmet.  (75 resources per week)

[Ochita]

After that princess will be cruelly raped ( No she isn't that lucky as another, consort) impregnated, and then KY uses his power to speed up pregnancy... To make a kid grow in minutes, not in months, of cause killing the princess in the process

Nononononono. No. Instead, laugh, and take her back home. We know about her.. Desire, and we know how to use that, until we have her converted. By her own will, and not by magics, just to make it all the more interesting.

[Koliup]

I don't think we want a dead consort, just a cowed one.
I vote we go for a combat monster of a champion this time. Pretty much a buff(hilariously so!) Slenderman+2 extra arms+fireballs. Eats souls, or has to tear mouth apart to devour things with its impossibly large, tooth lined, pitch black gullet. Has no eyes, but can see in heat vision instead. Unless he tears open his forehead, where a glossy blue eye lay. Of course, damage heals back in mere hours. If we have a copy of Dal'Kahh's personality laying around, or just a good approximation of it, we should use that as a conscience(or mind-voice) for the kid(to activate when he's old enough to choose whether to obey, or disobey the voice, when too young, it merely points out what he could do). DAL'KAHH DOES NOT GET OUT OF SERVICE THAT EASILY. NOT EVEN WHEN HIS SOUL EXPLODES.
EDIT: As a new mortal champion, we go for the baddest badass who is also the most loyal of our new forces. We buff him up, and give him Dal'Kahh's stuff.
Also, did Dal'Kahh die in explodey pain, or the pleasure(?) of being infused with power?

[Ukrainian Ranger]

We have one consort, why do you want another? Let her die. And fast pregnancy gives us a champion sooner

[NUKE9.13]

Koliup: horrible, horrible explodey pain. The worst.

E: Also, you don't have a backup of his personality lying around. Nor can you make one. Fella was one unique serial-everything-ist. The world may never again know such a soul again.

[Koliup]

We have one consort, why do you want another? Let her die. And fast pregnancy gives us a champion sooner

You ever play Overlord? Overlord 2?
We NEED more wenches.
Anyway, we should send Dal'Kahh a get well soon ca- oh, wait, he's 100% gone. Nevermind.

[Ukrainian Ranger]

You ever play Overlord? Overlord 2?
We NEED more wenches.
Anyway, we should send Dal'Kahh a get well soon ca- oh, wait, he's 100% gone. Nevermind.

IMO we need more interesting chapions, not: consort#1, consort#2, consort#3.... , demonspawn #1, demonspawn#2, demonspawn#3
 
And we need subtitution for Dal'Kahh NOW. Problem is that before we get a new general-type champion, we can't effectively split forces, and it's bad. Very bad.

[JackOSpades]

We have one consort, why do you want another? Let her die. And fast pregnancy gives us a champion sooner

because the Princess seems like a far more useful consort, her husband WILL be this kingdoms RIGHTFUL RULER, conquest is all well and good but using their own laws and customs against them? that's just EVIL. 
Also our current consort seems to be falling for the still as of yet unnamed guard.


YES we must replace Dal'Kahh:
Suggestions:
-our as yet Unnamed guardsman from Akataki As a Dark Paladin
-the Lord of Culloden was willing to MURDER his entire family to please us, give him Dal'kahh's abilitys and Barsdoom
-that Spector that knew/killed Dal'Kahh's? Ancestor bound to Dark armour as some sort of death knight.

a Side note
Seven Sins check list:
Wrath: practically every day we Rage about something.
Greed: We must have Everything, All the Things ALL OF THEM.
Gluttony: OMNOMNOMNOM
Pride: Attacking a city all alone? why yes we did. (multiple times if you count Barspring and/or the docks at Akataki.)
Lust: this one time at Barspring...
Sloth: sleep for a century or so if we're defeated?
Envy: can really see any way to accomplish this as we're the biggest baddest Demon around (see Pride.)

[Koronii]

How about we imprison the princess, and let her "escape" after placing a seed of corruption in her. She goes out looking for allies who she then corrupts by her very presence.

[NUKE9.13]

Oh no, we need a new general to lead our armies. D:

I know, lets use this princess to make a new one. Because that is all women are good for, making babies.

PS: UPDATED STATUS, YOU MISOGYNISTIC PIGS.

Note to self: Investigate this strange concept called 'subtlety'

[NRDL]

Negotiate, NOT corrupt with magic, with the princess.  She shall be little Alice the half-demon's babysitter/champion of Krinkle.  She seems opportunistic enough on her own, anyway. 

[SirAaronIII]

And she seems to have at least a bit of skill with arms. But she seems likely to rebel.