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[Karakzon]

Currently what ever we choose we have the element of suprise.

Our best bet would be to attack an invading army via ambush with the key focus to kill the leaders, if their is a suitable place for us to rain utter hell upon a long line collumn of men before offering the survivors their lives if they join you. -usual army marching formation- ie like a gorge or ravine they must march through. If its just woodland and hills then we wont be able to contain it propperly and would do better via fortifying up and increasing out influence in the land.
Lets see how well an army does when its been marching for a solid week and is constantly harrassed by specters invading their dreams.

If we choose to fortify then we should build some extras inside the gatehouse areas and thicken up the walls. Dictate how they come to face our minions. If we realy feel like it we could just leave the walls open and hide our forces in the cellers around the city and hide them on the roofs. To spring up and attack from all directions at once.


Eather way, i highly recomend we get some solid ranged troopers made. I suggest skeleton archers for the sheer numbers we would be able to create, failling that, slave archer bands. Later on well just have to see what else we can make.

Could also commission the creation of some seige engines. a catapult throwing dismemberd heads always goes down a treat ^^

[Armok]

> Take an inventory of various livestock we have access to.

> convert 42 slaves into 6 baneghouls,
> convert all baneghouls into armoured baneghouls.
> convert 16 slaves into 4 Centepedes
> Convert 2 bulls into Batruaurs

> forge crossbows and train a few sintaurs and armed cultists in their use.

[Ochita]

Dont forge the crossbows. Forge corrupted crossbow bolt heads, and supply corrupted wood for their shafts. The crossbows themselves can be of the corrupted wood. We can then send the crossbows and bolts to the 'The church of Flames', who could increase the evil apon them.

[NUKE9.13]

> Take an inventory of various livestock we have access to.

No. You have 'livestock'. I refuse to keep track of how many cows, pigs and sheep are under the cruel fist of Krlnkir Yrlvnt. I perform ridiculous feats of micromanagement for you lot already- come to think of it, I forgot to do some of it.
If I allow you to add more things to keep track of, this will quickly devolve into Microsoft Excell: Demonhood Edition.

> convert 16 slaves into 4 Centepedes

No. No human centipede(s). Just, no. I have limits, and that right there is it.

Bartaurs

I will tell you free gratis that this will not work. You cannot make a tank simply by encasing a bull in steel. Besides, you already have Armoured Baneghouls. What more do you want?

[wilsonns]

The nasty mass of black, disgusting, stinking goo takes form. A 178 centimeters tall, beautiful humanoid rises. His beauty is far greater than any man's. His hair is silver-colored and his eyes are red like the blood he's yearning to spill. His skin is really, really pale. He takes a deep breath, staring at the shining stars, the word comes to his mind. "Kizo". That's his name from now on. He takes some stepts towards the cliff, his feet sinking into the snow coat over the ground. The lights coming from the inside of the houses lures him... The woman whom lust and desire are cabable of creating such form of evil is lying somewhere in the settlement. Around the village, some forests, hills, a mountain and two sheep and cattle ranches.

[JackOSpades]

> Take an inventory of various livestock we have access to.

No. You have 'livestock'. I refuse to keep track of how many cows, pigs and sheep are under the cruel fist of Krlnkir Yrlvnt. I perform ridiculous feats of micromanagement for you lot already- come to think of it, I forgot to do some of it.
If I allow you to add more things to keep track of, this will quickly devolve into Microsoft Excell: Demonhood Edition.

> convert 16 slaves into 4 Centepedes

No. No human centipede(s). Just, no. I have limits, and that right there is it.

Bartaurs

I will tell you free gratis that this will not work. You cannot make a tank simply by encasing a bull in steel. Besides, you already have Armoured Baneghouls. What more do you want?

Yay we've found the GM's limits... now to !!WEAPONIZE!! that knowledge...  JKing

but seriously we need to re-raise zombies that decay as skeleton warriors.

and if there is a war going on nearby ambushing one of the armies for slaves and to churn out more monstrositys for our army is a great Idea.

as for going all sauron on this place... we consume and integrate becoming STRONGER with each victory, we're not sauron we're demonic BORG.

and why why wasn't Akatree tentacle-rape going too far?
 

The nasty mass of black, disgusting, stinking goo takes form. A 178 centimeters tall, beautiful humanoid rises. His beauty is far greater than any man's. His hair is silver-colored and his eyes are red like the blood he's yearning to spill. His skin is really, really pale. He takes a deep breath, staring at the shining stars, the word comes to his mind. "Kizo". That's his name from now on. He takes some stepts towards the cliff, his feet sinking into the snow coat over the ground. The lights coming from the inside of the houses lures him... The woman whom lust and desire are cabable of creating such form of evil is lying somewhere in the settlement. Around the village, some forests, hills, a mountain and two sheep and cattle ranches.

and WTF? what have you been smoking wilsonns? that has absolutely nothing to do with anything going on here. this a suggestion game not a create your own character roleplay thread.

[Ochita]

Yeah, the trees are a bit..

Horrible. And Icky, and bordering squick.

[wilsonns]

Okay, I'll stop smoking D=

[Ukrainian Ranger]

UR's plan, version two:
Army raising   (in order of importance)
1) Convert 21 slaves into 3 baneghouls,  (Krlnkir Yrlvnt )
2) Convert all baneghouls into armoured baneghouls. (Krlnkir Yrlvnt, cult, black imps)
3) Arm 40+ cultists with crossbows (cult)
4) Train 10+ new acolytes (cult, Krlnkir Yrlvnt)
5) Raise new Amberashs packs (cult)
6) Experiment: combine one spectre and one one fire elemental (Krlnkir Yrlvnt)
7) re-raise zombies that decay as skeleton warriors (if possible) (Krlnkir Yrlvnt)
Note: don't use Krlnkir Yrlvnt might for summoning\mutations, just make less if evil limit is reached

Army orders
Patrol, control conquered territory, avoid big battles(spectres, elementals, sintaurs, cult, Dal'Kahh the Avaricious)

Economy
1) Start using the farmsteads (cult)
2) Cultist should worship Krlnkr to negate Mental Might leakage (cult)
3) Build a big brewery in Barrspring. It will brew beverages that slowly corrupt and mutate mortals, but is perfectly fine for any demon (cult, black imps, Krlnkr Yrlvnt)

Fortification
1) Improve wards in CFM (cult)

Terraforming
1) Dig many, many canals near Akataki for; irrigating farms and villages, defense bonuses, draining river downstream (zombies, cult)

Parenting
1) First lesson: (Lock Alyshtr in a room, alone, order single Amberash to kill her, stop it if  it injuries her too severely. If she lose, scold her and take away red imp for few days.) 

Having fun
1) Mutate Former Akataki Guard (take a slave, rip his arms, add this arms to the guard). Also, lie to him that he is your son, half demon and his name is Trfosht Yrlvnt
2) Have sex (not impregnating) with the consort


edited: Version two, added skeletons

[mcclay]

We might wnat to just hunker down and wait for the demonic army soon to be streaming into Ataiki, once we have the help of the monster of old Dolnar is going to be utterly crushed.

[NUKE9.13]

and why why wasn't Akatree tentacle-rape going too far?

Well, different strokes for different folks. I can imagine horrible fleshy trees raping people all day long no problem, but human centipedes- even the idea- just makes puts me right off my dinner.

Yeah, the trees are a bit..
Horrible. And Icky, and bordering squick.

Anyway yeah I realise that for other people tentacle-rape is something they don't want to hear about, so I have tried to keep depictions vague, and I won't go into details again unless it is really relevant. You can just pretend they don't exist.

The nasty mass of black, disgusting, stinking goo takes form. A 178 centimeters tall, beautiful humanoid rises. His beauty is far greater than any man's. His hair is silver-colored and his eyes are red like the blood he's yearning to spill. His skin is really, really pale. He takes a deep breath, staring at the shining stars, the word comes to his mind. "Kizo". That's his name from now on. He takes some stepts towards the cliff, his feet sinking into the snow coat over the ground. The lights coming from the inside of the houses lures him... The woman whom lust and desire are cabable of creating such form of evil is lying somewhere in the settlement. Around the village, some forests, hills, a mountain and two sheep and cattle ranches.

Um.... did... what? Are you proposing a new creature to be summoned? (because yeah, sure, you can do that)
Or did you just read the top part of the first post and not realize that the game had started?
Or something else entirely... I am exceedingly confused as to the nature of this post. Please, explain.

EDIT: UR, your plan features the raising of Amberärshs by cultists. With the exception of the acolytes trained at CFM, none of your cultists know how to do that. You also have 'train more acolytes'. Were you looking to do that by teaching cultists magic directly? I should probably of made this clearer but you do not know regular magic. You can teach your cultists how to use your kind of magic, but then it is the risky art of necromancy, which is highly dangerous for mortals without a basic knowledge of magic already.
If you were looking to train cultists into acolytes at CFM, do you want them to attempt to sneak there overland, or risk loosing a few as they travel through the sending circles?

[JackOSpades]

also I propose we make no more Imp suggestions, to date they have all turn out to be useless comic relief.

and once again UK cuts to the heart of the matter with a useable suggestion for a turn

+1 uks plan. but

-skip the consort relations, shes busy taking care of our spawn.
instead.
-despoil more virgins for making vile progeny. (at least one more full half demon. see if we can spend less power to make lesser demonic spawn.)

[NUKE9.13]

also I propose we make no more Imp suggestions, to date they have all turn out to be useless comic relief.

Except for the Black Imps which have increased productivity in Barrspring by 10%, and the Red Imp which taught your daughter to speak Demontounge and is teaching her effective ways of using fire magic.
And would have been quite useful at that siege, don't you think? Could've burned those boats down with its fireballs, and then you wouldn't've lost... oh, what, 9 cultists, ~40 amberärshs, 12 ghouls, 1 Armoured Baneghoul, and a few other bits and pieces, not to mention that with a more controlled battle there would have been more survivors=more slaves, more cultists-
Of course, the dice would still have to be in your favour. But still. One red imp would have probably saved you a lot of bother.

I'm saying too much. I should go update the glossary. I saw several things requested, I think.

[WraithLord24]

I would like to remind people about my idea of making a Bone Dragon. I mean it is possible, in the glossary I saw a mention of Dragons and even if we didnt use it to ride around on a Bone Dragon/Evil Dragon would be a great monster for our armies. That is if the Dragons of this world arn't total three foot high wimps. 

[Koliup]

also I propose we make no more Imp suggestions, to date they have all turn out to be useless comic relief.

and once again UK cuts to the heart of the matter with a useable suggestion for a turn

+1 uks plan. but

-skip the consort relations, shes busy taking care of our spawn.
instead.
-despoil more virgins for making vile progeny. (at least one more full half demon. see if we can spend less power to make lesser demonic spawn.)

We've given our consort a month, if her body hasn't healed by then she has no business caring for demon spawn.
I would like to suggest the following spawn, if we do decide to produce more:
A tall, slender half demon, with two legs, and four arms, which can each stretch out to terrifying proportions(at or exceeding our 'Tall Man' look(or Slenderman)). The half demon has pale, sickly skin, and is devoid of features at first glance, facial or otherwise. The demonspawn has a face with only a thin line of a mouth that opens up to fantastic proportions to reveal a maw filled with teeth and leading off into darkness, which is inhabited by a lone, black tendrilly tongue(good for snapping necks!). There is only skin where eyes and a nose should be. But the demonspawn can see heat, and utilize a form of echolocation to get around. If worst comes to worst, their forehead may split open to reveal a blazing blue eye, that operates as a regular eye. Lastly, this demonspawn has the ability to disgorge four spider-like limbs from its back, to move at amazing overland speeds.
It is female, naturally. (CRINKLE CLEARVENT HAS NO SPARE Y CHROMOSONES!)