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[Gamerlord]

Just a thought - I think we should be investing more in sacrilege and general evilness than just plain conquering. Some immensely prideful project would do nicely (Giant statue of Krinkle thats bigger than a mountain?)

[NRDL]

I...don't think we have the resources for that YET.  Let's conquer the human lands before warring with the gods through Minecraft level structures. 

[Ukrainian Ranger]

Just a thought - I think we should be investing more in sacrilege and general evilness than just plain conquering. Some immensely prideful project would do nicely (Giant statue of Krinkle thats bigger than a mountain?)

Yes we need some prideful project, but after we secure Kingdom of Barrtal. In fact we could stop conquering for a while and go build  Mordor\Dig Barrspring mines until we find some HFS\ Make some megaprojects\send missionaries style. Conquering humans , wars with humans, battles with humans may become a little repetitive after a while

One of possibilities for our long-term safety - long term anti eastern confederacy Alliance with Nagaron, we may use our missionaries + bribe them by offering Aviemore

Another one  long term thing I'd like to see - demonic pirates cult, I am not sure that we can build seafaring ships in a river and send them safely through Nagaron's waters to  Barrsmouth and beyond to the sea\ocean, but it's worth a try.

[Tiruin]

We should also focus on the supernatural part of all this. We've seen...something happen, maybe breaching dimensional planes?

And, going with the above plan.

[Ukrainian Ranger]

If we go with summoning more imps ( You must have noticied that I love imps) Does anyone have ideas for new colors? I try hard, but no good ideas

And what do we do with the mother of the princess? I don't have any idea that is funnier than - kill her together with all other Dolnar population

[NRDL]

Make her a harpy, stick her with her husband, have them breed a race of flying minions? 

[Gamerlord]

If we go with summoning more imps ( You must have noticied that I love imps) Does anyone have ideas for new colors? I try hard, but no good ideas

Gold: basically little artists? horrible, depraved artists?

[Koronii]

Mutate her so that she's constantly giving birth to random demons, much to her agony.

[Bluebiscuit]

Blue Imps: Weather control and demonic hails. Just my attempt to contribute to the glory of Krlnkir Yrlvnt. I also wrote a song in case any-one's interested.

[JackOSpades]

My proposal:

Krlnkir Yrlvnt
1) Stays in Dolnar, summons hundreds of coloured imps out of all that evil
2) Enjoys the tournament
3) Considers nonimpregnating sex with the wife
4) Corrupts the river

Army and CFM
1) Rape\kill\pillage
2) Raise zombies\skeletons\Amberashs
3) Escort princess
4) leave other towns alone, for now. Let them hope a bit, then we'll take it away, with our imp\ghoul armies
5) Participate in the tournament

The princess
1) Enjoys the tournament
2) Considers nonimpregnating sex with the husband
3) Finds a horse and together with "guards" (20 Skeletal Knights, 20 Armoured Sintaurs, 20 Barrtal Knights, 70 spectre, and, most importantly, 10 black dragons ) Goes to Aviermore and diplomatically tries to conviece them to give up \\ princess should prefer less bloody way \\

Tournament
1) Participants: Randomly chosen (40 Armed Cultists, 50 skeletal Warriors, 5 novice wizards, 300 ghouls, 100 Barrtal Swordsmen, 25 beastmen, 20 Baneghouls, 5 Skeletal Knights, 5 Barrtal Knights, 5 Armoured Sintaurs, 6 Water Elementals, 5 green imps, 25 Yellow Imps, 25 Blue Imps, 5 Captive Monster-Hunters, 5 Acolytes)
2) Place: Either island on the Barr river, or inside Dolnar walls, or  some other place
3) Rules: Fight to the death, last men standing. Krlknkyr and rest of the army cut any attempts to escape
4) Reward: Barrsdoom, Chapion status, demonic fixing if nearly dead, 50 resources and physical\mental might if the champion is to stupid to wield the axe and\or too small for it)

Realm
1) Loot Dolnar, transfer resources to Barrspring\Akataki, stockpile
2) Build dry docks for big warships,  \\really, I think fleet is  very useful, and we should brainstorm a bit about ship's design  \\

Cults
1) Build secret temples in remote evil places

+1

side notes:
-Princess is Still our brides title, Princess of Darkness. She doesn't become Queen of Darkness until we're officially crowned. This of course means Alyshtr as our acknowledged bastard spawn is now also a princess...

-This is the 2nd or 3rd time that Lead specter A spectre clad in stylish (if spectral) robes bids them halt and salute their Lord has played a significant part in the story,(assuming its the same one) He NEEDs to be a champion. and seems to have a talent for leading the undead portion of our forces, he most likely is or would with necromantic magic become a Lich.

-The unnamed guard has remained unnamed Soo long his name might as well officially be The Nameless 

[Tiruin]

-The unnamed guard has remained unnamed Soo long his name might as well officially be The Nameless 

This could be until we continue the plot with him and our consort, maybe work as her personal bodyguard?

Also, yes to UK's plan.

[Ukrainian Ranger]

Gold: basically little artists? horrible, depraved artists?

Artists... interesting idea, but need refining. And I don't like golden color, to close to yellow. I'd prefer White\gray\purple\cyan\orange 

Blue Imps: Weather control and demonic hails. Just my attempt to contribute to the glory of Krlnkir Yrlvnt. I also wrote a song in case any-one's interested.

We have blue imps so need another color,  but I really like the idea of flying weather changers. They are good both as soldiers and as civilians

Also, I'd like more DF inspired imps: Goblins (kidnappings, dark towers, demon worshiping and infantry cannon fodder) and Elfs (Very twisted nature lovers) But direct rip off is boring, so need to make creative changes

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Edit: Two design proposals, support\modify if you like them

Gray Imp (weather control)
Appearance: Cloudlike,
Advantages:
1) Flying,
2) can change weather (very marginally) ,
3) weak lightning attack
Disadvantages:
1)Very-very slow
2)Can be blown away by a strong wind
3)Easily destroyed by air elementals,
4)Almost non-existent physical might


Brown Imp (DF goblin\elf hybrid. )

Apearance: Skinny humanoid with brown skin and sharp teath
Advantadges:
1) Pretty Stealthy,
2) Not bad soldiers, can use humanlike weapons,
3) Good farmers  (but their plants are... unusual),
4) Love to "adopt" humanoid children and either eat them or teach their magic.

Disadvantages\habits.
1) Have a mysterious limit on how many plants can creature damage in their presence, stronger creature = higher limit. If limit is reached - berserk attack: May even rebel against Greater demon.   
2) Due to unknown reasons most Black imps try to kill them as fast as possible.

[Armok]

Wait, we have *70* baneghouls? We need to start armouring 20 or so of those. We might also consider modifying 7 of them such that they can combine giant-robot-anime style.

Also, we SERIOUSLY need LOTS more Living-Polybolos-Wielders and Sintaurs. Our armies composition is way out of balance.

And we're way over-reliant on ghouls.

We should also start on the Turrments and Childmen and the other fun new minion types.

We're also lacking entirely in heavy cavalry and heavy mental roles.

Spoiler: magic array (click to show/hide)

A building-like structure, although it can be placed on wheels or carried by slaves- basically in the mobility class of siege engines. The key components are:
* A sacrificial pyre of the same channel-into-specific-thing type we have in the  forge-temple, but obviously much smaller scale, and a small compact holding pen for slaves to be feed into it literally as ammunition.
* An array of 64 (4x4x4) brains in a large vat, kept alive by magic, and heavily interconnected both by slighly merging with their neighborss, strands of nerve tissue criss-crossing the structure, and telepathic magic, making them alike a single mind.
* Arrays of power crystals and compactly stacked thin metal sheets stuffed full of magic circles, runes, and circuitry.
* A complex and powerful set of wards, enchantments, and spectral machinery.
* A promising acolyte, bodily mostly free and normal except for missing the back of his skull and many thick cables, both bundles of human nerves and magical condusctors and some other things, snaking out of his/her brain and down into the machinery. Acting as botht he facce of the mind for giving/reciving orders, to provide somatic and verbal components, and as a focus/crosshair. Sits in a protective cabin on top of the whole thing with whatever items might be useful, such as books and a telascope.

In between extreme bulkiness, consuming a ****load of resources and slave brains, and consuming sacrifices to actually use, 50 or so mental shouldn't be an unreasonable expectation.

-This is the 2nd or 3rd time that Lead specter A spectre clad in stylish (if spectral) robes bids them halt and salute their Lord has played a significant part in the story,(assuming its the same one) He NEEDs to be a champion. and seems to have a talent for leading the undead portion of our forces, he most likely is or would with necromantic magic become a Lich.

This.

[Koliup]

Also.
We should order any of our capable mages to find out what the fuck happened, and who that was(booming voice).
We're attracting attention. Not all of it mortal. Also, we have to find out what, if any, spells/curses have been placed on us.
If all the voice did was place an irremovable ring on us? That's cool. Means we're being watched, but it's better than being bound to be unfaithful.

[zomara0292]

Also.
We should order any of our capable mages to find out what the fuck happened, and who that was(booming voice).
We're attracting attention. Not all of it mortal. Also, we have to find out what, if any, spells/curses have been placed on us.
If all the voice did was place an irremovable ring on us? That's cool. Means we're being watched, but it's better than being bound to be unfaithful.

I agree. So far, there are few, if any, forces as strong as Grand ol' Crinkle. If there is anything that bewilders him, it is worth looking into.