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[NRDL]

Like I told some random in a thread the other day, i got the pictures by using alt+printscrn then pasting that into paint.net, cropping it to the desired size and then saving the image and uploading it to tinypic.com

Some random? 

[sonerohi]

You curse to yourself as you stroll down the hallway. Ozymandias, God of Caves, King of Kings, Aspiring Wizard, Pirate Master, has never done anything in his life without backup from his gut feelings. And right now, you just aren't get any gut feelings. So you curse. And throw things. And eat a nice, steaming bowl of oatmeal. It is pretty hearty, and you hope to somehow appease your gut with it and in turn receive gut feelings.

[Armok]

> To the outhouse NOW!!

[Phantom of The Library]

Eat more oatmeal, it will help get our guts moving and producing feelings again.
FIBER MORE FIBER!!! PRUNES!!!

[sonerohi]

You wonder how to streamline the gut feelings process. After all, even Cave Gods are subject to time management. You quickly decide on an efficient, if disgusting, course of action. You exploit your body like it is some sort of feelings factory. By which, it is meant, that you take even more oatmeal with you, specifically a three gallon ceramic jug of oatmeal, and sit on the toilet while you eat. In and out, in and out, like your stomach is some sort of horrid, revolting four-lane highway. Never make me type that again. You think you've got some gut feelings, but they seem unformed, and you think of how to apply them. What do?

[Phantom of The Library]

Roll a d6 made of sheer awesomeness (assuming we have some left over from our other adventures) to see if we can succeed in pulling off a ridiculously insane stunt.

[sonerohi]

((Be more specific. I can do random and/or awesome results for actions, but not random actions.))

[Loud Whispers]

What are we exactly supposed to be doing right now?

[Phantom of The Library]

Roll to decide on a plot and see if we can become a Swedish detective! 

What are we exactly supposed to be doing right now?

What he said.

[sonerohi]

Well, to quote from earlier: "He breaks the silence with an offer and an explanation: He'll still take you north, but this time with some of your followers, given that his standing amongst the pirates was solidified by the scuffle. Should you decline, he'll take some time to scour his ranks for the mutineers, and would appreciate help. But, a third option yet exists: Fuck this, I'm the cave god and I'll do what I want. What do?". So, there are two plot hooks, and a free-for-all for significant actions. You guys outlining and submitting some industrial advancement program would qualify, a wardrobe change would not.

[Phantom of The Library]

I meant a plot summary up to this point, as I understand it, there are around fifty pages of stuff that's happened before this, and I thought that there would be enough people who knew what was happening that I could just come along for the ride without reading through, probably get most of my suggestions ignored, and just be a little silly. 
Apparently I was wrong. 

To serious stuff, for starters if you don't feel like making a full summary: why would we want to go north?

[sonerohi]

In the beginning, there was an ill thought attempt to burn a deer alive. This lead to finding and murdering several people, enslaving a tribe of dwarves and a titan, carving out a mountain-home, entering a portal to converse with Armok himself, being targeted by an alliance of 'civilized' peoples, fleeing the mountain-home, finding some mer-peoples, awing a band of pirates, and generally just preparing to fuck up this alliance. Of course, the alliance may be easier or tougher to beat than intended originally.

[Loud Whispers]

Daaaammmnnnn, we scary.

Well, lets go North.

[Phantom of The Library]

Help the captain find the mutineers, via bonding with the crew.

[sonerohi]

Oh shit! We done need a tie-breaker.