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[lopocozo]

get out of the hole and run away, far, far away.
Grab a torch from the beggining while your at it.

[DrVoltron]

Dive down the hole headfirst.

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[agertor]

'She' is obviously this:

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GET OUT OF THE FUCKING FLOOR UP AND LOOK FOR A SHOVEL D:

Is that even female? What the hell is that? The first thing I feel I need to do is get out of the hole, and almost like I was on fire, I climbed up that hole, looking for a shovel of some sort, I didn't find any before... Why the hell would I find anything at all now? The creature is now looking up the hole with its eye... hand... thing. Torch in the other.

Confess your love to the strange figure. It is the only way to gain her trust!

Love her!

Oh god even the voice is chiming in now. Oh god what the hell. "I love you, I swear with all my heart!" Oh god what have I just done, the creature is smiling or frowning I can't even tell. I can not even tell the difference after telling her..., it, whatever that god forsaken thing is down the hole.

get out of the hole and run away, far, far away.
Grab a torch from the beggining while your at it.

Beginning to run back from the hole, and grabbing a torch that I saw, I begin to wonder why I didn't even think of this in the first place. Perhaps it was the shock of the moment. All of a sudden being in a place I don't know...

Dive down the hole headfirst.

Man, what the hell am I going to do with all of this. With the torch ahead of me I begin to run towards the hole, guided by the torch's light. I go to dive in, but I am caught by the creature from before. I think I smell the breath from her or it. It smells like old skunk hide mixed with bad. Just bad. With great strength she puts me up into a standing position with torch in hand. She or it stands there staring at me.

She really likes you, maybe you should marry and have some of them naaaasty kids.

I think I threw up in my mouth...
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Current Info
Name: Agertor
Sex: Male
Clothes: ?
Weapon(s): Some Dust
Age: ?
Companions: Disembodied Voice in my head, Random creature?
Crazy Meter: Losing Mind
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[terkiey]

Quick, jam your finger into it's hand eye.

[Loud Whispers]

Commence evasive manoeuvre #2

[King DZA]

Ask it her to teach you its her strange ways.

[agertor]

Quick, jam your finger into it's hand eye.

"HAH!" I quickly jam my finger into its hand eye, causing blood to begin to poor from the eye. My nails seemed to have scratched it while I was poking it. The creature begins to moan in agony, holding its hand and now it seems to be searching for me quite pissed, running at top speed it begins to charge at me. "Oh god."

Commence evasive manoeuvre #2

Quick do evasive maneuver #2

What, what the hell is that? No time, time to make it up on the spot as the creature charges at me, with a cartwheel off to the side, I remember suddenly I never learned to do cartwheels. Now I land on my head off to the side, hurting my neck, but hey the creature charges pass me into a wall head first and its squishy head hits the rock hard. It seems to have stopped moving....

Ask it her to teach you its her strange ways.

I begin to carefully walk up to the body, poking it in the arm a couple times, watching it dangle to and fro. I whisper to it as I stare at it. "Teach me your ways..."

I think it is dead...

"Nonsense, it is quite alive watch." I move my hand to its mouth, and try to mimic my best female voice. "Oh Age, I can't tell you my secrets, they are a woman's secrets. Hehe" I pull my hand away. "You see, alive, she is just really tired. Yeah..."

What...

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Current Info
Name: Agertor
Sex: Male
Clothes: ?
Weapon(s): Some Dust
Age: ?
Companions: Disembodied Voice in my head
Crazy Meter: Insane
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[Trapezohedron]

RIP AND TEAR.

[mcclay]

>lights: turn on
Agertor> reveal yourself to be a complation of all the Homestuck trolls ina normal human body
Trolls> all talk at once in his head

[King DZA]

repeatedly smash your head against the wall in a desperate attempt to silence the voices in your mind.

[mcclay]

Tavros: freak the fuck out and try to calm him down
Virskria: be a bluh bluh huge 8itch
Nepeta: freak out with Tavtros
Karkat: mentally pap and shoosh him.
Equis: become flustred and mumble about needing a towel
Sollux: be kinda of an asshole
Erdian: be an asshole
Feferi:  calm him down
Ardia: be an emotinoless robot
Kanya: help Nepeta
Gamzee: HoNk :O)
Terezi: help Karkat

[agertor]

>lights: turn on
Agertor> reveal yourself to be a complation of all the Homestuck trolls ina normal human body
Trolls> all talk at once in his head
Tavros: freak the fuck out and try to calm him down
Virskria: be a bluh bluh huge 8itch
Nepeta: freak out with Tavtros
Karkat: mentally pap and shoosh him.
Equis: become flustred and mumble about needing a towel
Sollux: be kinda of an asshole
Erdian: be an asshole
Feferi:  calm him down
Ardia: be an emotinoless robot
Kanya: help Nepeta
Gamzee: HoNk :O)
Terezi: help Karkat

My eyes begin to drift away, my pupils going to stare at opposite directions, silently standing there for most. The voices seem to have taken control of me. You know, I am pretty sure my eyes are looking in two different directions by now. Hey I can see my house from the side, assuming my house is a wall. I bet the wall likes cake.

repeatedly smash your head against the wall in a desperate attempt to silence the voices in your mind.

Finally gaining some motor control as one of my eyes goes back into place, staring straight at the wall, I begin to hit my head against the wall trying to make the voices going away. I begin to laugh as they continue to speak in my mind. "Pretty birds, everyplace in the fridge!"

Somewhere.... I think someone may of killed you in the future. To prevent this from happening again...

RIP AND TEAR.

One last voice that seemed the strongest. My eyes turn to the lifeless corpse, and with my nails, I dig into its flesh repeatedly, ripping and tearing it into shreds, its blood covering my body. Its body falls to the floor now after I felt better, and watch as it sits there, unmoving. I look to my hands staring at the blood. "Pretty red water..."

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Current Info
Name: Agertor
Sex: Male
Clothes: ?
Weapon(s): Some Dust
Age: ?
Companions: Disembodied Voice in my head
Crazy Meter: Psychopathic
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[Trapezohedron]

Grin evilly, and laugh maniacally. Develop psychopathic companion in your mind.

[King DZA]

Remove one of your socks(if you have them), wear it on your hand, and have your new hand-sock puppet act as your voice of reason and morality.

[Loud Whispers]

Attempt to hold onto reality with all the willpower you can muster! D: