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agertor

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The travels of I
« on: January 23, 2012, 03:52:12 am »

Bit of rules, understandings, cats who cant stand up right, that nonsense. Now I am going to embark on an adventure in which you give scenarios, and actions to my character to which the best I will write out and act accordingly. These can range anywhere from my own character to the actual scenario itself to the very distortion of reality. I may miss a post or two and I apologize for things like that, and it all depends if I am posting while you give me an order or set up a scenario. Now then, I suppose I shall start.
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Well where the hell am I? Did I drink too much again? Jeez, I don't even know what time it is in here. It is so dark I can't even really see what the hell I am wearing for clothes if anything at all. Why do things like this have to happen to me? My name is Agertor, I'm not quite sure what I am doing here at the moment, but this place is dark, a long dark hallway that is dimly lit by the torches on its walls, sitting on a cold stone chair at what seems to be an end to the hall, facing the darkness. You know if I was scared of the dark, and I totally am not afraid of the dark, just saying, I would probably be quite afraid right now but hey I'm a big boy. How did I come here though. I am currently unfamiliar with the area or how I came to be here but I think I may have been drugged, or coaxed, or hell It is me we are talking about here. "I probably came here of my own free will." I say out loud with a bit of a sigh. What can I do now, perhaps I will look around or something. I don't know.

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Name: Agertor
Sex: Male
Clothes: ?
Weapon(s): ?
Age: ?
Companions: ?
Crazy Meter: Sane
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Thanks to King DZA for allowing me to steal a bit of his ideas. They were good after all
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2012, 04:06:06 am »

Allow me to break the ice:

Travel down the dark hallway, carrying the stone chair with you.

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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2012, 04:36:01 am »

Travel down the dark hallway, carrying the stone chair with you.

I look down at the stone chair, studying it for a second. Kicking it a couple of time lightly to see how it would move. It didn't even give an inch to what I could maybe get. But hey it made for a great blunt weapon at a large weight. Beginning to lift, I give a pained grunt as I drop it back down. Why the hell was I doing this again? "I'm not superman." Sighing, I hold my back in a bit of pain, I will not be able to continue on with the chair, but I do go on to walk down the hallway, and it begins to get a bit darker with the torches getting father away. "This is a shitty idea", I am talking to myself of course, but this indeed was a terrible idea, I don't even know where I am going. "God damn boy scouts did not teach me anything good about this."

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Name: Agertor
Sex: Male
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Age: ?
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Crazy Meter: Sane
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« Last Edit: January 23, 2012, 04:38:17 am by agertor »
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2012, 04:55:33 am »

While walking through the hallway, encounter a new companion and add something to your inventory.
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2012, 04:59:43 am »

While walking through the hallway, encounter a new companion and add something to your inventory.

I have no idea why but I talk out into the darkness, "Hello?" My voice echoes down the hallway and then I hear it. "Hello!" Oh good I found somebody! "Where are you?" Then I hear, "Where are you?" It is my own voice... So much for help. Now I am lonely, and I wipe some dust and webs off and stuff them in my pocket. I don't know why, but this is comforting to me somehow. God what the hell am I doing?

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Crazy Meter: Sane
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2012, 11:01:30 am »

Punch the floor and see if you find a trap door, or a spike trap or something.
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2012, 01:53:35 pm »

Well, don't know about the punching part, but yeah, lay low and hug whatever wall you can find. The sanity meter is getting me suspicious :|

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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2012, 03:28:15 pm »

Create an alternate personality, and count that as your traveling companion.

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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2012, 03:50:11 pm »

yeah, lay low and hug whatever wall you can find.
I would begin to duck as I traveled the halls, already having a bit nervous I almost forgot that I should probably be using the cover of this darkness as a way to hide. Getting a bit lower and putting my back to the wall with my hands outstretched, I shimmied along the wall as quietly as possible, the stone floor made it easy to move silently.

Punch the floor and see if you find a trap door, or a spike trap or something.

Punching the floor seemed like one of my better ideas lately. The stone flooring would obviously be something that was too suspicious. Leaning on one knee, I would get down close to the floor and pulling back my arm, I would punch the floor. By god... That was the... worst idea. My hand hurts pretty fucking bad. Holding my hand now, I rub it and attempt to soothe myself. But indeed that part of the floor seemed to open to my surprise. "Hey... holy crap that worked..." Though it was quite dark and the stone door was too heavy to move. Hm, maybe I should go in it?

Create an alternate personality, and count that as your traveling companion.
I am getting pretty lonely and the dark hall seems almost endless, and this hole was even darker and unknown. What the hell am I....

Oh hai there Age, I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of flour I think my fridge may of ran off with my cat.

What....

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Companions: Disembodied Voice in my head
Crazy Meter: Confused
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« Last Edit: January 23, 2012, 04:29:18 pm by agertor »
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I came back with my sandwich. That was the saddest sandwich, I had ever eaten in my entire life.
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2012, 03:56:15 pm »

Eat the hole.
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2012, 04:09:21 pm »

Ask the disembodied voice what it knows about said hole.

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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2012, 04:19:37 pm »

Glancing in the hole, you notice a light moving back and forth possibly a torch held by another person. Investigate to see if this person is a friend or foe.
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2012, 04:28:13 pm »

Eat the hole.
I don't what came over me, but that hole just became magically delicious and I might be after that lucky charm. However considering its size, I pretty much bite into the hole. Darkness isn't filling at all. Not at all.

Ask the disembodied voice what it knows about said hole.
What the hell, Mr. Wants to capture his.... fridge... or cat. I don't know, he might be there for a reason. "Hey... Umm... Fridge-cat guy. What is the hole, does it lead anywhere at all?" I currently wait for its response when a high pitched excited tone comes back to me as if it were a giddy schoolgirl.

It is delicious, delicious with all the proteins in the world, the darkness feeds into your very soul to cleanse you of the light and begin to start your transformation as a being of total darkness. Yes! Yes!. Hahahahahahahaaaa.

That was.... an interesting piece of information if I may say so myself... Assuming the fact that I already did try to eat it and nothing came out of it. Why do I bother talking to this voice?

Glancing in the hole, you notice a light moving back and forth possibly a torch held by another person. Investigate to see if this person is a friend or foe.
I notice a light moving back a forth suddenly in the whole as I am contemplating whether to still go in or not, and I see another person with a torch. To investigate, I climb down the hole and the torch barely lights up her face. She is bearded.... and short.

Get her, she's a bad person, make her want to beg for mercy but don't give her the chance, it is the right thing to do hahahahahaaaa.

Umm... kay.. Apparently she isn't any good to the voice, so does that mean I should do the opposite? History is starting to teach me that.


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Clothes: ?
Weapon(s): Some Dust
Age: ?
Companions: Disembodied Voice in my head
Crazy Meter: Confused/Irritated
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« Last Edit: January 23, 2012, 04:31:22 pm by agertor »
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2012, 05:12:41 pm »

'She' is obviously this:
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GET OUT OF THE FUCKING FLOOR UP AND LOOK FOR A SHOVEL D:

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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2012, 05:42:45 pm »

Confess your love to the strange figure. It is the only way to gain her trust!
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