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[G-Flex]

Ponies are not young horses.

[Mipe]

What if we cross-bred dwarves and ponies? Bearded cave ponies with insatiable thirst for booze. Also, twice the socks, twice the craving.

[Zaerosz]

If we crossbred dwarves and ponies, we wouldn't be defying the laws of nature. We'd be taking them out behind the shed, beating them halfway to death with a mockery of life, then strangling them the rest of the way with their own metaphorical innards.

We'd also be promoting several of the negative points of the brony fandom's perceived image, but, you know. Gotta focus on the important things.

[Theoboldi]

Are you kidding me? This isn'T perversion, this is for SCIENCE! We need to mod ponies in as a subspecies of dwarfes, so that we can breed them together and then watch the results. This is the only logical approach to this.

[Loud Whispers]

They've been warriors for 30,000 years.

They're drunk vikings.

EQUAL MATCH

[Oliolli]

They're drunk vikings.

...a dwarf is a being that dwells in mountains and in the earth, and is associated with wisdom, smithing, mining, and crafting.

Something is wrong here...

[Loud Whispers]

They're drunk vikings.

...a dwarf is a being that dwells in mountains and in the earth, and is associated with wisdom, smithing, mining, and crafting.

Something is wrong here...

Hey drunk doesn't mean they can't be wise
>Odin much?
>Well he did trade his eyeball for it...
>Still counts

[Oliolli]

They're drunk vikings.

...a dwarf is a being that dwells in mountains and in the earth, and is associated with wisdom, smithing, mining, and crafting.

Something is wrong here...

Hey drunk doesn't mean they can't be wise
>Odin much?
>Well he did trade his eyeball for it...
>Still counts

Ah yes, it's the community that is utterly insane. The dwarves can be wise, they just have no choice.