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[SeriousConcentrate]

Mercy cocked an eyebrow. "I ain't blond, I don't drink, and I hate mutts... but keep your gun pointed at the Germans and maybe we'll be all right. As for me... gettin' out of here with the cash prize would be pretty nice." She gestured at the crate. "Mind giving me a hand?"

Amended action: Mercy loots the crate that landed near her, but stays in a state of readiness. If anyone other than her or Alex enters her sector, they're getting pumped full of lead.

[Draignean]

Alex shrugged. "Well I prefer my women to not be armed or dressed quite so interestingly, but as long as we agree on the gnatzis we'll get along fine." Alex dropped his open palms and advanced on the woman and her recalcitrant crate. It would be the least he could do to use his large rock to bash the stubborn box open. "Name is Bergeron, Alex Bergeron." 

((Previous action edited))

[SeriousConcentrate]

"People call me Mercy. And don't diss my style, dude, it's how we Deckers roll," she said, taking a moment to zip up her jacket a little further. She was kind of wishing she was wearing pants at the moment, given that it was a little cold in the arena, but she'd just make do. "Wish they'd let me bring my skates in, those things were bad ass..." she muttered to herself.

[Noodlerex]

THERE IS NO HONOR IN WAR!!!!! Deliver a swift kick into Spartan's crotch!!!

[Dariush]

Legion shoots Toaster for being a Nazi sympathizer, then grabs the combat knife from 7th sector, returns to his box and continues shooting at the Germans.

[Spartan]

Kick my foot up into Klaus's crotch. use my social advantage to call over the Axis to help me.

[TCM]

I'll try to respond tonight, tomorrow morning at the latest.

[lopocozo]

Stupp beeing layzee TCM!!!!11!!one!!

[TCM]

Round 4/15


((I farted this round out in 10 minutes, so no map and it's missing some data in the List of Everything. Sorry.))

Sam "Toaster" Synder starts off this round by entering Sector A. The Nazi do not become suspicious of his actions as they think he might be of help later. He opens the crate and finds a Claymore!
Claymore: No, not the explosive mine. This is world war 2, not 2012. The Claymore is a huge, 2-handed sword capable of slicing people to shreds.
After gaining the sword, Sam turns to fire on Alex Bergeron. (1 vs. 4) He points the pistol at Sam, and pulls the trigger, but the gun jams! Pistol will take a turn to unjam. Alex sees this attack and points his rifle at Sam, (3 vs. 5) But Sam gets low and and avoids a rifle shot!
Alex's Rifle Ammo: 4/10

Bryce Wormington goes to fight Tyrin, but trips and smashes his head into the ground.
Bryce Wormington has died due to inactivity!
 
Tyrin Ardun looks at this event in surprise and retrieves his gun. Pulling back to the pile of rubble, he points his rifle at the German Batonman. (3 vs. 5) The German barely dodges the bullet. In a thick German accent he exclaims, "When I come over zere, I am bashing your head in!
Tyrin's Rifle: 4/10 Ammo, Relationship to Axis lowered to Poor

Alex Bergeron retreats to Sector E and meets up with Mercy. After some talk, Alex opens the crate with his Large Rock and Mercy opens it to get First Aid Kit.
First Aid Kit: A healing device. Heals 35 HP, takes one turn to use.
Sexual Tension between Alex & Mercy +5!

Legion O' Devils shoots his gun at Sam "Toaster" Synder for his allegiance! (1 vs. 5) His gun, like Sam's pistol, jams. Legion's gun will take 1 turn to unjam! Legion and Sam look at each other, then at their guns, then back at each other. It's awkward. Legion takes this moment to slip into sector 7 for the combat knife. Grasping it, (3) He almost drops it but gets a hold of it.
Legion O' Devils has got a Combat Knife!
Going back to his box, he shoots at the Germans. (4 vs. 4) The bullet grazes the German Rifleman's coat, just barely missing him by centimeters! He points his gun at Legion and fires back! (6 vs. 4+1) He fires a shot which doesn't hit Legion, but manages to dismantle his box. Legion's Box is down to half-health!

Gary O' Garrel lays on the ground, stunned by Klaus's last attack. In a last resort type fashion, he kicks into Klaus's crotch! (6-2 vs. 1) His desperation attack hits Klaus's square in his "Classified Area"! It causes him to double back, clutching his crotch and dropping his club.
Klaus the Konqueror: 102 - 20 Health = 82. Ailment: Stunned, -1 to all rolls next turn.
Gary calls the Axis for help! (1+1) He tries speaking but gets dizzy due to blood loss.
Gary O' Garrel Health: 30 - 4 = 26

Klaus the Konqueror, still stunned, takes this opportunity to see if he can finish Gary O' Garrel off with a crotch kick!
(1-1 Vs. 6-2) Klaus ends up slipping and falling down, giving the injured Gary a chance to counter! (5-2+1 Vs. 3) Gary decides to take sweet ironic (probably not actually ironic) revenge on Klaus, and as Klaus gets up, Gary head-butts him harshly, slamming him back into the ground!
Klaus the Konqueror Health: 82 - 15 = 67


The Germans attack! Rifleman 1 fires at Legion! (6 vs. 4) The rifle bullet hits him in the lower body!
Legion O' Devils Health: 100 - 15 = 85
Rifleman 2 and Batonman retreat back behind the rubble of Sector A.

"AMERICA!" Three United States Allied Soldiers charge in through Sector F!


 

Spoiler: Compiled List of Everything (click to show/hide)

Players:

Alex Bergeron
Items: Baseton Rifle, Ammo 4/10, Large Rock
Health: 97/100
Ability: Gambler
Allied Relationship: Neutral
Axis Relationship: Suspicious

Sam "Toaster" Synder
Items: K55 Pistol, Ammo: 8/24
Health: 100/100
Ability: Kleptomaniac
Allied Relationship: Neutral
Axis Relationship: Acquaintance

Tyrin Ardun
Items: Baseton Rifle, 4/10
Health: 85/100
Ability: Stealth
Allied Relationship: Neutral
Axis Relationship: Poor

Mercy
Items: Smith SMG, Ammo: 25/50 ; First Aid Kit
Health: 100/100
Ability: Fast
Allied Relationship: Neutral
Axis Relationship: Neutral

Klaus the Konqueror
Items:
Health: 67/120; Stunned, -1 to all rolls for 1 turn.
Ability: Tough
Allied Relationship: Neutral
Axis Relationship: Neutral

Gary O' Garell
Items:
Health: 26/100;  Bleeding: -4 HP each turn
Ability: Charismatic
Allied Relationship: Neutral
Axis Relationship: Neutral

Legion O' Devils
Items: K55 Pistol, Ammo: 21/24
Health: 100/100
Ability: Fast
Allied Relationship: Neutral
Axis Relationship: Poor

 

Axis NPCs:


German Rifleman
Items: Weinstart Rifle
Health: 70/70
Points Worth: 7

German Rifleman # 2
Items: Weinstart Rifle
Health: 70/70
Points Worth: 7

German Batonman
Items: Metal Baton
Health: 70/70
Points Worth: 7


Allied NPCs:

 

Items:

Combat Knife - Sector G
3 Crates - Sector A, C, and G

 

[lopocozo]

...?
Shove Tyrin out of the way before heading to the crate in the north-west.
Oh, shit I forgot to reference myself in 3rd person.

[TCM]

...?
Shove Tyrin out of the way before heading to the crate in the north-west.
Oh, shit I forgot to reference myself in 3rd person.

Fuuuuuuuu

[lopocozo]

.....
Am I dead or no?

[Toaster]

Stupid gun


Sam takes cover and unjams his weapon!  He also asks the Axis if they need his help.

[TCM]

.....
Am I dead or no?

I think you are. Sorry.

[Tiruin]

You can...dodge a bullet?! 

((Death by tripping, oh my.))
Tyrin sneaks east from Sector 4, away from the German and avoiding contact with everyone else. Holding his rifle in a non-aggressive way towards the Allies.

Why can't there at least be peace, we'll all die if we go at each other like this...

If safe from any attack and he reaches his location, he turns from his current position and shoots one of the Axis. Nobody else but the Axis.

"Hail, anyone where I'm at, mind teaming up for survival here?"