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[Armok]

> go meta

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

>Rot quietly and consider the philosophical ramifications of a living creature Polymorphing into an undead one.
Is Life truly so transient? Is death and undeath so easy to accomplish? If a living creature turns into a dead creature under a limit of time  can the creature really be considered dead? And can you be considered "undead" when you have yet to truly die? Death by neccesity must come before undeath, and you seem to have skipped a step.

You morph into a depressed Philosophical zombie rat

Fixed.

[The Fool]

Budding Adventurer: "Sorry, what was that? I was too busy putting on the horribly cursed ring! It fits! I can tell by the excruciating pain!"

Sig'd. That was a great story.

>Ponder what undeath means to a rat.

[DrPoo]

Budding Adventurer: "Sorry, what was that? I was too busy putting on the horribly cursed ring! It fits! I can tell by the excruciating pain!"

Sig'd. That was a great story.

>Ponder what undeath means to a rat.

You ponder what undeath means to a rat, not much.
Suddenly a somewhat russian looking ghost appears in front of you "You mussssssttt find the wizard of DimpleNuts the cursed cavern of cheese" then it disappears in a trolling laughter

[DrPoo]

bumptastic

[Yoink]

Wait 44 minutes or until you polymorph into something more useful, then head off to find this DimpleNuts.

[DrPoo]

Wait 44 minutes or until you polymorph into something more useful, then head off to find this DimpleNuts.

you wait. Suddenly you turn into a lightin elemental

[Demonic Spoon]

you wait. Suddenly you turn into a lightin elemental

Shoot "lightin".

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Turn into the most inferior thing in existence...an ELF.

[The Fool]

Head off to DimpleNuts' Castle while riding the wave of electricity!

[PokemonRocks85]

While going there you turn into a rock and die the end just kidding

[Trapezohedron]

> Have an existential crisis, and transform into an existential elemental (and suffer 3 points of existential damage, which might be or might not be there.).

[DrPoo]

You attempt to control the polymorphing curse, but the magic is too strong, it is a curse after all.
You then zap out of the dungeon, pushing alot of stuff with you, it starts raining with useless items, dead goblins and grid bugs and treasure you overlooked. You are now riding on a wave of electricity, to the castle of Dimplenuts, wich is actually a cavern, shooting lightin at random stuff. Suddenly you transform midair, into an animated wand of weasels

[Trapezohedron]

> WEASELS, WEASELS EVERYWHERE

[Cerol Lenslens]

Fly to your hometown - prank Izchak the storekeeper by expending all your charges to fill his pants with weasels.