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Author Topic: No plot. No sanity. Just dice. SEMI-HIATUS.  (Read 21035 times)

freeformschooler

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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #60 on: January 23, 2012, 06:21:37 pm »
Evil empire! Let's go there and be evil buddies.
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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #61 on: January 23, 2012, 06:24:16 pm »
>Develop fire immunity.

then

>Opt for route three: Find a cave and begin exploring for the carnival.
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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #62 on: January 23, 2012, 09:06:39 pm »
Onwards morally questionably with morally questionable buddies to the morally questionable lands that shall soon be a morally questionable empire. Of questionable morals.

Edit: Fix'd
« Last Edit: January 23, 2012, 09:57:49 pm by Sinpwn »
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« Reply #63 on: January 23, 2012, 09:48:47 pm »
Quote from: Sinpwn on January 23, 2012, 09:06:39 pm
Onwards evilly with evil buddies to the evil lands that shall soon be an evil empire. Of evil.
I'm not technically evil. I just want to find forbidden and long-forgotten tomes of obscenely powerful magic that will give me ultimate power over lesser mortals, with no possible downsides.

Requst to Kisame12794: Please make failures hurt more, and possibly make successes more useful. You have a waiting list to get through, and killing us off in hilarious ways isn't going to chase any of us off.
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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #64 on: January 23, 2012, 10:01:07 pm »
Right then. Hardmode, ENGAGE!
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 10, 2014, 12:19:05 am
The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
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((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #65 on: January 23, 2012, 10:19:58 pm »
Waitlist as Terry Flippers, the gun-happy gnome who thinks he is a penguin.
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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #66 on: January 24, 2012, 04:32:51 am »
Quote from: kisame12794 on January 23, 2012, 10:01:07 pm
Right then. Hardmode, ENGAGE!
Are we talking Nintendo Hard, Modern Hard, or DF Hard?
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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #67 on: January 24, 2012, 08:32:19 am »
Nintendo hard with the occasional ROMhack hard. With DF !!FUN!!
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 10, 2014, 12:19:05 am
The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
Quote from: IronyOwl on September 02, 2014, 09:40:45 pm
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #68 on: January 24, 2012, 06:27:56 pm »
>Follow the road.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #69 on: January 24, 2012, 07:22:31 pm »
Turn in a few. I have decided tort you re-apply after you die, but you will go in a separate wait list. The primary wait list will have first go, the. If no one is on it then you guys go. Sound good?
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 10, 2014, 12:19:05 am
The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
Quote from: IronyOwl on September 02, 2014, 09:40:45 pm
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #70 on: January 24, 2012, 07:29:16 pm »
Quote from: kisame12794 on January 24, 2012, 07:22:31 pm
Turn in a few. I have decided tort you re-apply after you die, but you will go in a separate wait list. The primary wait list will have first go, the. If no one is on it then you guys go. Sound good?
Good with me.
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kisame12794

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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #71 on: January 24, 2012, 08:21:50 pm »
TURN SEVEN


Quote from: Nirur Torir on January 23, 2012, 05:49:20 pm
I travel to Atheist Land to create an evil apathetic empire.

Quote from: freeformschooler on January 23, 2012, 06:21:37 pm
Evil empire! Let's go there and be evil buddies.

Quote from: Sinpwn on January 23, 2012, 09:06:39 pm
Onwards morally questionably with morally questionable buddies to the morally questionable lands that shall soon be a morally questionable empire. Of questionable morals.

Edit: Fix'd

Roll:5 ADVENTURE! You say goodbye to the others, and head off in a morally questionable way. The trip is uneventful, aside from the ocasional traveler heading the opposite direction from you. Hmmm. Must be heading in the right direction.

Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on January 23, 2012, 06:24:16 pm
>Develop fire immunity.

then

>Opt for route three: Find a cave and begin exploring for the carnival.

Roll:3 You develop Weak Fire Immunity. You are now able to walk through fire with slight discomfort, but otherwise fine.

Roll:5 OOOOOH! A spooooky cave! You enter, and delve deep underground, instinct telling, no COMMANDING, you to find the sacred blue metal. after a long walk, you reach the magma sea. Shimmering waves of heat rise from the earth's molten blood. Off in the distance you spot a shiny blue light...


Quote from: HighEndNoob on January 24, 2012, 06:27:56 pm
>Follow the road.

Roll:5 Seeing the others leave, you set off down THE road. A grand adventure surely awaits you! After many miles, you spot a glimpse of what looks to be an old fortress...


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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 10, 2014, 12:19:05 am
The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
Quote from: IronyOwl on September 02, 2014, 09:40:45 pm
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #72 on: January 24, 2012, 09:36:15 pm »
Continue until something interesting shows up, call a vote to stop  if the sun begins to set.

Edit: Remembered the whole "Guards attack on sight" thing.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2012, 09:21:59 am by Sinpwn »
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« Reply #73 on: January 24, 2012, 10:03:11 pm »
Continue along, agree to stop at tavern if sunset comes.
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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #74 on: January 24, 2012, 10:54:17 pm »
>Create bridge of fire, and walk across it to get to the shiny blue thing.
>If impossible, develop magma immunity, then swim across.
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