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Author Topic: No plot. No sanity. Just dice. SEMI-HIATUS.  (Read 21303 times)

freeformschooler

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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #60 on: January 23, 2012, 06:21:37 pm »

Evil empire! Let's go there and be evil buddies.
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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #61 on: January 23, 2012, 06:24:16 pm »

>Develop fire immunity.

then

>Opt for route three: Find a cave and begin exploring for the carnival.
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« Reply #62 on: January 23, 2012, 09:06:39 pm »

Onwards morally questionably with morally questionable buddies to the morally questionable lands that shall soon be a morally questionable empire. Of questionable morals.

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« Last Edit: January 23, 2012, 09:57:49 pm by Sinpwn »
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« Reply #63 on: January 23, 2012, 09:48:47 pm »

Onwards evilly with evil buddies to the evil lands that shall soon be an evil empire. Of evil.
I'm not technically evil. I just want to find forbidden and long-forgotten tomes of obscenely powerful magic that will give me ultimate power over lesser mortals, with no possible downsides.

Requst to Kisame12794: Please make failures hurt more, and possibly make successes more useful. You have a waiting list to get through, and killing us off in hilarious ways isn't going to chase any of us off.
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« Reply #64 on: January 23, 2012, 10:01:07 pm »

Right then. Hardmode, ENGAGE!
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Re: No plot. No sanity. Just dice.
« Reply #65 on: January 23, 2012, 10:19:58 pm »

Waitlist as Terry Flippers, the gun-happy gnome who thinks he is a penguin.

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« Reply #66 on: January 24, 2012, 04:32:51 am »

Right then. Hardmode, ENGAGE!
Are we talking Nintendo Hard, Modern Hard, or DF Hard?

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« Reply #67 on: January 24, 2012, 08:32:19 am »

Nintendo hard with the occasional ROMhack hard. With DF !!FUN!!
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« Reply #68 on: January 24, 2012, 06:27:56 pm »

>Follow the road.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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« Reply #69 on: January 24, 2012, 07:22:31 pm »

Turn in a few. I have decided tort you re-apply after you die, but you will go in a separate wait list. The primary wait list will have first go, the. If no one is on it then you guys go. Sound good?
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« Reply #70 on: January 24, 2012, 07:29:16 pm »

Turn in a few. I have decided tort you re-apply after you die, but you will go in a separate wait list. The primary wait list will have first go, the. If no one is on it then you guys go. Sound good?
Good with me.
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« Reply #71 on: January 24, 2012, 08:21:50 pm »

TURN SEVEN


I travel to Atheist Land to create an evil apathetic empire.

Evil empire! Let's go there and be evil buddies.

Onwards morally questionably with morally questionable buddies to the morally questionable lands that shall soon be a morally questionable empire. Of questionable morals.

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Roll:5 ADVENTURE! You say goodbye to the others, and head off in a morally questionable way. The trip is uneventful, aside from the ocasional traveler heading the opposite direction from you. Hmmm. Must be heading in the right direction.

>Develop fire immunity.

then

>Opt for route three: Find a cave and begin exploring for the carnival.

Roll:3 You develop Weak Fire Immunity. You are now able to walk through fire with slight discomfort, but otherwise fine.

Roll:5 OOOOOH! A spooooky cave! You enter, and delve deep underground, instinct telling, no COMMANDING, you to find the sacred blue metal. after a long walk, you reach the magma sea. Shimmering waves of heat rise from the earth's molten blood. Off in the distance you spot a shiny blue light...


>Follow the road.

Roll:5 Seeing the others leave, you set off down THE road. A grand adventure surely awaits you! After many miles, you spot a glimpse of what looks to be an old fortress...


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« Reply #72 on: January 24, 2012, 09:36:15 pm »

Continue until something interesting shows up, call a vote to stop  if the sun begins to set.

Edit: Remembered the whole "Guards attack on sight" thing.
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« Reply #73 on: January 24, 2012, 10:03:11 pm »

Continue along, agree to stop at tavern if sunset comes.
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« Reply #74 on: January 24, 2012, 10:54:17 pm »

>Create bridge of fire, and walk across it to get to the shiny blue thing.
>If impossible, develop magma immunity, then swim across.
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