"So,
Mike",
netjunky states. He gave the aussie the most threatening look a penguin could manage. Maybe it's the club. "People's avatars have been erased. You were the only one capable of and already have admitted doing so. Therefore you must be the last mafiabot."
"Oh come on",
Mike protests, "Wasn't I the one who removed all of the previous mafiabots?"
"Perhaps, but that's not a real indicator of townieness",
Mixer retorts. He clearly isn't convinced by
Mike's arguments "The mafiabots have been created by a malfunctioning AI, who knows what kind of tactics they would use. For all we know, killing off their own teammates for the sake of an alibi would be what they would do."
"But that's WIFOM! You wouldn't know if-"
"Meh, shut up."
Derpy interrupts him. He has gotten tired of the situation and wants it to finally be over with. he lifts the Banhammer. "Any final words before I send you into oblivion?"
"..."
"Thought so." He swings his hammer, landing a clean blow on
Mike.
However, he doesn't disappear like the others did. Instead, he started talking again. Only this time, his voice is mechanical, and monotone.
"
CONGRATULATION TOWN. YOU HAVE FOUND ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE MAFIA. YOU WIN. MAFIABOT.EXE SHUTTING DOWN."
Mike then collapses on the floor.
"Is this... have we done it?",
netjunky asks.
"Not quite",
Derpy answers. He turns towards the penguin and lifts his hammer again. "There is only one more thing to do"
"You don't mean... oh no..."
"OH YES!", he shouts. "
IT'S HAMMER TIME!"
He tries to start dancing, but is quickly interrupted by
Mixer :"Stop!" With this word, he finished the incantation written upon his scroll of Time Stop, freezing the mod in place.
"Look", he says, pointing at the exit of the subforum. "We're no longer under quarantine. Froggy must have fixed everything!"
"So my job here is done?",
netjunky asks.
"I don't know what you job is",
Mixer replies, "but I have the RTD-subforum to get back under my control."
"You go do that. I have to report back to the Don, I'm sure to get a bonus for this."
The two of them leave in different directions, leaving
Derpy behind to explain everything as the rest of the forums showers him with questions..
"WHY MEEEEEE? T_T"
Toaster, aka
Mixer the unkillable survivor and one lucky SOB, has won!
Jim Groovester, aka
netjunky the penguin mafioso and town ally, has won!
Jack A T, aka
Derpy the bastard mod and miffed Townie, has won!
TolyK, aka
Animoodude the martyr and Toonyman the friend of a slider, has won!
All of the dead townies have won!
webadict, aka
Mike Black the mafiabot and magnificient bastard, has lost!
The dead mafiabots have lost!
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