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[Darvi]

The next day, the players return to the Mafia board. However, Animoodude's avatar has been badly damaged. It's a miracle the guy is even able to stay online like this.

"As you see", he starts, "this is a serious situation you are in right now. I have about twenty-four more hours to stay, and then I have to return to my own universe."
"Wait, you were serious about the entire time-travel thing?", James asks.
"Well yes. And I have been successful in my mission too, thanks to the mafiabots I guess. They are dangerous. But you know how to deal with the mafia. Find them and get rid of them before they destroy you first."
"So what are you going to do now? Stay here and help us?"
"Maybe. Mostly be waiting for my ride to arrive."


TolyK has been killed! He was the Martyr Toonyman, posing as Animoodude


webadict [0]:
Urist_McArathos [0]:
Toaster [0]:
Jim Groovester [0]:
Urist Imiknorris [0]:
Jack A T [0]:
Orangebottle [0]:
Andrew425 [0]:
Ottofar [0]:
Dariush [0]:
Powder Miner [0]:

No Lynch [0]:
Not Voting [11]: All of you

[Darvi]

I took the liberty of shortening the night because I got the actions and I might not be able to post tomorrow (extending is a less favourable option because fuck weekends).

[TolyK]

Yay, thank you, whoever stabbed me.
I can still talk. Anything needed to know or something?

[webadict]

Yay, thank you, whoever stabbed me.
I can still talk. Anything needed to know or something?

What do you have to say?

[TolyK]

Not much.
I was *stabbed*, there's that flavor.
I think Ottofar's an unwantable role for town.
Wuba is still unreadable.
Andrew is meh.
I'll see if I can think of other stuff

[Jim Groovester]

Any idea who you were killed by? Was it the mafia or something else?

Because you don't seem like much of a mafia kill.

[Orangebottle]

*SLAP*
Hey guys. It ain't the weekend yet.
Wake the fuck up.

In any case, Webadict still gets my vote from yesterday.

That's just another reason why scum wouldn't do it. I have no idea how many times you were dropped on your head as a baby, but it must have been at least once. And even a Godfather wouldn't do it for fear of a Role Cop.

Right, but why would a townie want to be targeted by any of the town PR's? A roleblock is wasted. A track is wasted. A vigkill isn't only wasted, it makes the vigilante look like a serial killer, especially if he hits multiple townies. A watch is usually wasted, unless said townie is killed in the night. A cop may half-confirm him, and a rolecop may fully confirm him, but that's about it.

And I'm the expert on WIFOM, which means I get to talk all about it. Stop wasting your time arguing, and just accept it. The only people I'd think could out-WIFOM me are Toaster and Vector if they tried hard enough, and luckily, neither of them voted, so we're good.

Okay, mister high-and-mighty WIFOMaster.
Since you're such an expert on WIFOM, riddle me this:
If Jim is scum, why would he defend and chainsaw a claimed martyr, then kill him in the night?

[Jack A T]

My read on Webadict?  He's being excessively arrogant, and I'm having trouble reading him.  My gut mildly points towards him being town experimenting with strategies, but I'd really prefer something more solid than my gut.

What do you make of the strategies, and why does that make you think he's town?

As I've said, I can understand his logic, but I see his idea as flawed.  Part of my view of it as flawed is due to timing: RVS, of all times, is the point when very few people would ever worry about voting without solid reasons, whether town or scum.  It's not his strategies that make him seem slightly town to me, but his...oh, screw it, I don't know.

Questions: Okay, I can see how that post answers the first of Webadict's questions.  The second and third, at this point, are pretty much worthless.

Webadict: How is TolyK being a martyr a victory for you against Jim?

Andrew: Is there ANYONE you consider scummy in any way?  Was there anyone like that yesterday?  If so, why didn't you vote for them?  How did Orangebottle do a good job at looking?

TolyK: Why do you think Ottofar is "an unwantable role for town"?

[Dariush]

Darvi, you goatfucker, you promised no bastardness! Talking dead don't count as 'no bastardness'.

[Darvi]

You have a curious definition of bastardness there.

[Jim Groovester]

WUBA DUBA, can you explain in no uncertain terms why you thought it was a good idea to tie the vote at the very last second before the day ended, and why voting me was so much more important than seeing it through that at least somebody got lynched, and if you did suspect me, why you didn't vote earlier?

Can you also explain in no uncertain terms how this makes you town?

Toaster, you've been quiet this game. Normally you're pretty talkative, so I'm wondering what's going on.

Andrew425 is just as scummy today as he was yesterday.

[TolyK]

TolyK: Why do you think Ottofar is "an unwantable role for town"?

Mostly gut feeling, but he seemed awfully wanting to lynch me.
If he's scum, doesn't mean Wuba is. Because Ottofar could be trying to buddy him. But doesn't mean he's not. Basically, Ottofar is scum, Wuba's left to be determined.

Darvi, you goatfucker, you promised no bastardness! Talking dead don't count as 'no bastardness'.

It's in my role, no bastardness here.

Also, I remembered: I got blocked AND killed. Who's the one that blocked me? or killed me?

[Ottofar]

I can always claim if necessary.

[webadict]

Right, but why would a townie want to be targeted by any of the town PR's? A roleblock is wasted. A track is wasted. A vigkill isn't only wasted, it makes the vigilante look like a serial killer, especially if he hits multiple townies. A watch is usually wasted, unless said townie is killed in the night. A cop may half-confirm him, and a rolecop may fully confirm him, but that's about it.

I'm saying scum don't WANT to have actions used on them. That's why they stay in the shadows by looking like a pristine townie. Townies, on the other hand, don't care. If an action is used on them, then it's fine. Whatever.

And I'm the expert on WIFOM, which means I get to talk all about it. Stop wasting your time arguing, and just accept it. The only people I'd think could out-WIFOM me are Toaster and Vector if they tried hard enough, and luckily, neither of them voted, so we're good.

Okay, mister high-and-mighty WIFOMaster.
Since you're such an expert on WIFOM, riddle me this:
If Jim is scum, why would he defend and chainsaw a claimed martyr, then kill him in the night?

Um... What?

I literally have no idea what to say about that, because... what? How do you know Jim killed TolyK?

And he might've wanted to make himself look more town.

Webadict: How is TolyK being a martyr a victory for you against Jim?

These questions make literally no sense.

WUBA DUBA, can you explain in no uncertain terms why you thought it was a good idea to tie the vote at the very last second before the day ended, and why voting me was so much more important than seeing it through that at least somebody got lynched, and if you did suspect me, why you didn't vote earlier?

Can you also explain in no uncertain terms how this makes you town?

He used a power that stopped him from being voted. Wasn't that obvious? Am I the only one that thinks here?

Aw fuck. You made me do it...
Objection! (bold and large font size optional)

Someone, during the night. Inspect me. Nightkill me. I want to win, it won't hurt you.
I also stick around for a day after death. Go kill me. During the night. Please. I want to win.

However, I wasn't aware the day was ending soon. Mostly because it seemed the same as other games.

[Darvi]

Since it's 4 PM now, consider the previous 24 hours a free extension (got just back so the shortening wasn't necessary :V).

The day will end in 120 hours.