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[Harry959]

Alright, on it.

[slowpokez]

I really hope he knows what he's doin, otherwise he won't last long

[Ifeno]

*jeopardy music*

[Harry959]

Er... Wow. I'm really not sure what to do here. I don't think I can do this, would someone else like a turn?

[slowpokez]

Trust me it's not impossible I played an extra year after I turned over the save

[ashton1993]

Umm... could I go after the next guy just 'cos work picked up again over the last week, there's a tidal force acting there I'm sure.

[Ifeno]

i'll pm cellmonk and see if he wants to go.  If not you're up ashton!

[slowpokez]

Did I f*ck it up so bad that noone wanna take over?

[Cellmonk]

Oh heck yeah! I'm up for a challenge. Well... I assign negative numbers to the value of each Dwarven life, so I might actually see whatever monstrosity you made as an opportunity.

[Ifeno]

and we have a competitor! yes!!!! 

let the games begin! 

[Cellmonk]

Downloading the save. I have a bad feeling about this. Bad as in Michael Jackson bad. 

[Cellmonk]

I am Cellmonk Laborsoothed, The glassmaker. I am also skilled with the axe. I don't know how I got into this predicament. I heard that our mighty general, Slowpoke, fell to the latest invasion. Tis a shame.

I am in charge now, I guess. I'm stuck in a stairway, blocked above by a ceiling, and below by water. I hope someone lets me out soon.

I have a list. It lists all the dwarves in the fort, including me, by profession. Whoever made this list changed my name to "Ifeno's Ghost" in order to make the top names on the list read "Sorry about the magma. Also Ifeno's Ghost is a bastard.

I changed my name back to Cellmonk. It now reads "Also Cellmonk is a bastard"

I prefer to think of myself as a badass.

Well. First order of business: make sure we all don't die.

[Cellmonk]

I have been shouting up to the survivers to make a plaque for Ifeno. I don't need nor want a poltergeist on my hands.

Ooops. dwarf fortress crashed. For some reason I couldn't get anyone to do anything either. I'll try again.

aha! 2 fps does that. I need to get fps back, fast, or it will keep on crashing.

Is this from before ghosts were made less fps intensive? Or would the fix toady made for that still work anyways

I can't seem to locate any specific lag generator. except all the fire everywhere, maybe.

[slowpokez]

I have a feeling that this update is gonna be dwarvenly epic or a complete failure
Also fixing the caves will fix your fps

[Cellmonk]

20th Moonstone: Wait. Open pump stack? really? with no off button?
 
I'm turning that thing off. Then I'm gonna see to the caves

Looks at caves: FACEPALM

20th Moonstone: I asked a peasant to check on the caves. He came back. told me they were no longer habitable. whatever that means...

I've been hearing of a lot of masterworks being lost. I hope the makers are all to dead to care.

Dwarf fortress crashed again.

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This was right before I got that dang volcano off. The caverns seem bad, but the volcano has lava continuously falling in massive loads (at least 3 waterfalls worth) I think thats what's causing the crash (after fps gets bad). I have it set to high processor priority, but my computer isn't great. I'm gonna use dfhack to force save every few ticks next time.