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Do you want your dwarves to have normal physiological urge?

Yes I want my dwarves to need to poo all the tons of stuff (s)he eats..once in a while
- 10 (6.1%)
Yes I want my dwarves to need to have sex without calving like a bunny
- 17 (10.3%)
Yes I want my dwarves to need to poo AND have impregnation-less sex every now and then.. not necessarily at the same time
- 41 (24.8%)
Yes I want my dwarves to need to poo AND have impregnation-less sex every now and then.. EVEN at the same time (perversion++)
- 17 (10.3%)
No I'm ok without 'em EVER pooing AND having sex only ONCE per child
- 80 (48.5%)

Total Members Voted: 165

Voting closed: February 15, 2012, 06:08:04 pm


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Neonivek

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Re: Why dwarves do not poo or have (almost) no sex?
« Reply #45 on: January 19, 2012, 08:25:59 am »

the potentials for crop fertilizer seemingly ignored by all

Not all poop is equal when it comes to fertilizer. Some even will manage to kill plants.
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forsaken1111

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Re: Why dwarves do not poo or have (almost) no sex?
« Reply #46 on: January 19, 2012, 08:29:21 am »

For whatever reason he decided to add sewers but not sewage.
Kobolds, zombies, beasties and bandits.

I would totally dig a massive tunnel system to make room for those under my city.  Totally.
You need to thing outside the box man, feel the groove...
Your fortress is the sewage system!
Yes. You make a 'lower' fortress which acts as the sewer for the upper fortress. The upper fortress is populated exclusively by nobles.
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Re: Why dwarves do not poo or have (almost) no sex?
« Reply #47 on: January 19, 2012, 08:34:50 am »

the potentials for crop fertilizer seemingly ignored by all

Not all poop is equal when it comes to fertilizer. Some even will manage to kill plants.

I know, but at least some of it could be used.

For whatever reason he decided to add sewers but not sewage.
Kobolds, zombies, beasties and bandits.

I would totally dig a massive tunnel system to make room for those under my city.  Totally.
You need to thing outside the box man, feel the groove...
Your fortress is the sewage system!
Yes. You make a 'lower' fortress which acts as the sewer for the upper fortress. The upper fortress is populated exclusively by nobles.

With a trapdoor system to drop the nobles right in it.
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Re: Why dwarves do not poo or have (almost) no sex?
« Reply #48 on: January 19, 2012, 03:00:33 pm »

For whatever reason he decided to add sewers but not sewage.
Kobolds, zombies, beasties and bandits.

I would totally dig a massive tunnel system to make room for those under my city.  Totally.
You need to thing outside the box man, feel the groove...
Your fortress is the sewage system!

But my fortress is on the surface, got the sky and the sun, real deal man....

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Re: Why dwarves do not poo or have (almost) no sex?
« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2012, 10:50:32 am »

Surface dweller...

FLITHY HUMAN.

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Re: Why dwarves do not poo or have (almost) no sex?
« Reply #50 on: January 20, 2012, 12:47:18 pm »

Wow, your all acting like squeaky elves.
Fuck yes, finally i would have a REALLY GOOD reason to play this game, watching dwarves shit.

Its a part of nature, its as shit as how /tg/station removed poo and such, but implemented hunger, seriously if i eat something i expect it to come out some day.
Im up for the poo, the others are just being elves.

Hmm, imagine a guy going mad and making figures out of poo, or the expedition leader having a problem with his sex, then he cuts the junk off and dies from bleeding.
SO
FREAKING
DWARFY
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Re: Why dwarves do not poo or have (almost) no sex?
« Reply #51 on: January 20, 2012, 01:51:02 pm »

I am not a filthy elf, HUMAN.

I am HALF-ELF.

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Re: Why dwarves do not poo or have (almost) no sex?
« Reply #52 on: January 20, 2012, 02:11:19 pm »

Wow, your all acting like squeaky elves.
Fuck yes, finally i would have a REALLY GOOD reason to play this game, watching dwarves shit.

Its a part of nature, its as shit as how /tg/station removed poo and such, but implemented hunger, seriously if i eat something i expect it to come out some day.
Im up for the poo, the others are just being elves.

Hmm, imagine a guy going mad and making figures out of poo, or the expedition leader having a problem with his sex, then he cuts the junk off and dies from bleeding.
SO
FREAKING
DWARFY

I find it amazing how frequently and thoroughly the people in favor of these bodily functions in this game sabotage their own arguments.
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Re: Why dwarves do not poo or have (almost) no sex?
« Reply #53 on: January 20, 2012, 02:13:38 pm »

Wow, your all acting like squeaky elves.
Fuck yes, finally i would have a REALLY GOOD reason to play this game, watching dwarves shit.

Its a part of nature, its as shit as how /tg/station removed poo and such, but implemented hunger, seriously if i eat something i expect it to come out some day.
Im up for the poo, the others are just being elves.

Hmm, imagine a guy going mad and making figures out of poo, or the expedition leader having a problem with his sex, then he cuts the junk off and dies from bleeding.
SO
FREAKING
DWARFY

I find it amazing how frequently and thoroughly the people in favor of these bodily functions in this game sabotage their own arguments.
Indeed.
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Re: Why dwarves do not poo or have (almost) no sex?
« Reply #54 on: January 20, 2012, 02:37:06 pm »

Wow, your all acting like squeaky elves.
Fuck yes, finally i would have a REALLY GOOD reason to play this game, watching dwarves shit.

Its a part of nature, its as shit as how /tg/station removed poo and such, but implemented hunger, seriously if i eat something i expect it to come out some day.
Im up for the poo, the others are just being elves.

Hmm, imagine a guy going mad and making figures out of poo, or the expedition leader having a problem with his sex, then he cuts the junk off and dies from bleeding.
SO
FREAKING
DWARFY

I find it amazing how frequently and thoroughly the people in favor of these bodily functions in this game sabotage their own arguments.
Indeed.

Uhh what? Sabotage? Ok. I didnt get that one.
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Re: Why dwarves do not poo or have (almost) no sex?
« Reply #55 on: January 20, 2012, 02:40:55 pm »

I find it amazing how frequently and thoroughly the people in favor of these bodily functions in this game sabotage their own arguments.

It's not even possible to argue implementing, if you pardon the pun, this crap.

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Re: Why dwarves do not poo or have (almost) no sex?
« Reply #56 on: January 20, 2012, 04:38:54 pm »

I find it amazing how frequently and thoroughly the people in favor of these bodily functions in this game sabotage their own arguments.

It's not even possible to argue implementing, if you pardon the pun, this crap.

Your just being squeamish, seriously we have rotting piles and we cage in babies together with wild dogs to make them psychos, we farm mermaids, but the dwarves dont poo or have sex?
That one is weird.
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Re: Why dwarves do not poo or have (almost) no sex?
« Reply #57 on: January 20, 2012, 04:45:07 pm »

I find it amazing how frequently and thoroughly the people in favor of these bodily functions in this game sabotage their own arguments.

It's not even possible to argue implementing, if you pardon the pun, this crap.

Your just being squeamish, seriously we have rotting piles and we cage in babies together with wild dogs to make them psychos, we farm mermaids, but the dwarves dont poo or have sex?
That one is weird.

Squeamish?
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There are so few sensible ways to implement such a thing.
Also:
1. Rotting piles are the cleaner alternative to corpse ridden fields;
2. We don't cage babies with dogs. We raise them with dogs, and it's not to make them psycho's, it's to train them;
3. We farm a lot of things;
4. Why should they honestly?
"OH, WE HAVE DEAD THINGS SO WHY NOT POO."

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Re: Why dwarves do not poo or have (almost) no sex?
« Reply #58 on: January 20, 2012, 05:19:25 pm »

I find it amazing how frequently and thoroughly the people in favor of these bodily functions in this game sabotage their own arguments.

It's not even possible to argue implementing, if you pardon the pun, this crap.

Your just being squeamish, seriously we have rotting piles and we cage in babies together with wild dogs to make them psychos, we farm mermaids, but the dwarves dont poo or have sex?
That one is weird.
And you're just trying to push your warped love of poop onto others. Really I wouldn't mind if Toady implemented body waste in some way. I also wouldn't care if he never did. I'd rather he spend his time on something actually interesting though.
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Re: Why dwarves do not poo or have (almost) no sex?
« Reply #59 on: January 20, 2012, 05:46:32 pm »

I find it amazing how frequently and thoroughly the people in favor of these bodily functions in this game sabotage their own arguments.

It's not even possible to argue implementing, if you pardon the pun, this crap.

Your just being squeamish, seriously we have rotting piles and we cage in babies together with wild dogs to make them psychos, we farm mermaids, but the dwarves dont poo or have sex?
That one is weird.

Squeamish?
...
There are so few sensible ways to implement such a thing.
Also:
1. Rotting piles are the cleaner alternative to corpse ridden fields;
2. We don't cage babies with dogs. We raise them with dogs, and it's not to make them psycho's, it's to train them;
3. We farm a lot of things;
4. Why should they honestly?
"OH, WE HAVE DEAD THINGS SO WHY NOT POO."

Because it makes sense, and because i want to fill an elves mouth with poop.
Oh god.. it would count as an organic materials.. poo golems rolling your way to stench your fortress in brown.

Also, fertiliser.
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