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RAM

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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2012, 02:32:10 am »
You mumma's so <insert attribute> that she <insert inference>.

Every time a 'yo momma' joke is told, a stab-you-to-death-in-your-sleep fairy is born...
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I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2012, 02:55:55 am »
Quote from: RAM on January 14, 2012, 02:32:10 am
You mumma's so <insert attribute> that she <insert inference>.

Every time a 'yo momma' joke is told, a stab-you-to-death-in-your-sleep fairy is born...

Those are the BEST fairies.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2012, 02:59:34 am »
yo momas so fat when she gained weight science took it as definative proof in favor of the expanding universe theory.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2012, 03:49:25 am »
Your mother is ok.
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2012, 05:07:03 am »
Yo Mama is so Pleasant she makes cupcakes for the whole Neighbourhood!
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2012, 05:16:28 am »
yo mamas so fat she broke the yo mama thread!
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2012, 05:28:44 am »
Your mother is your sister.
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RAM

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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2012, 05:31:44 am »
Yo Titanic's so dense that she notice to failed when the mumma hit her.
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Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2012, 08:23:09 am »
Your moma's so inconsistent she's proved that she's consistent. [/math]
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2012, 08:36:53 am »
Yo mama's so fat that scientists are testing the area around her for evidence of relativistic frame-dragging.
Yo mama's so fat that her mass exceeds the Chandrasekhar limit.
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2012, 10:05:09 am »
Yo mama's so poor she's on welfare.
Yo mama's so tall They gave her a flag to hold.
Yo mama's so cruel and evil she gives tips to Cruellela Deville.
Yo mama's so old She got real estate in Pangaea.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2012, 10:19:47 am »
Yo mama's so fat that her employers didn't want to give her a promotion, for fear that she'd crack the glass ceiling. [/economics]
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2012, 10:24:29 am »
Your mama so fat fat albert was considered skinny
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2012, 06:09:56 pm »
Yo mumma's so badgerish that your father smells of elderberries.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2012, 06:22:50 pm »
Yo family's so inbred that yo mamma is yo wife.
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