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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2012, 06:28:22 pm »
Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "Get your fat ass off me before I break!"
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2012, 06:37:13 pm »
Quote from: rarborman on January 14, 2012, 06:28:22 pm
Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "Get your fat ass off me before I break!"

Yo mama so crazy her scale's talked to her o-o
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2012, 07:14:03 pm »
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in the ocean in Japan everybody was all like "Tsunami!" and when she walked out there were all like "Godzilla!"
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2012, 07:18:53 pm »
Yo mamas so fat her blood type is maple.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2012, 07:21:12 pm »
Yo mama so fat because she has an eating disorder and we should really be more sensitive about it!
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2012, 07:25:10 pm »
Yo fat mama has a disorder alright its called eating.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2012, 09:46:48 pm »
Yo Mama is so stupid that when you said it was chilly out, she ran out with a bwol and spoon.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2012, 11:06:11 pm »
Quote from: Monkeyfacedprickleback on January 14, 2012, 02:55:55 am
Quote from: RAM on January 14, 2012, 02:32:10 am
You mumma's so <insert attribute> that she <insert inference>.

Every time a 'yo momma' joke is told, a stab-you-to-death-in-your-sleep fairy is born...

Those are the BEST fairies.
Yes. A million times yes.

Yo mamma is a very kind lady who makes delicious cookies.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #38 on: January 15, 2012, 12:13:23 am »
Yo mumma has a slow metabolism and is therefore prone to obesity. this condition, being hereditary, implied that you yourself are likely either obese or are not one of your mother's descendants...
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #39 on: January 15, 2012, 12:26:29 am »
YOUR MOM IS A CLASSY LADY.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #40 on: January 15, 2012, 02:35:37 am »
Yo mama so ugly that she received constant ridicule from the people around her, and as a result tried to kill herself while you were away. But yo mama so stupid that she failed at attempting suicide, driving her deeper into depression. And now yo mama so fat that every night she gorges herself on junkfood to dull the pain of being the massive failure at life that she sees herself as.

And that's a sad one.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #41 on: January 15, 2012, 03:22:17 am »
Yo mamma is so smart she got two degrees
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #42 on: January 15, 2012, 05:07:41 am »
Yo mama so ugly she received second degree burns when someone tried to 'kill it with fire'. Yo mama so fat she survived. Yo mama so stupid she thinks she's really smart now that she has her 'second degree'.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2012, 05:13:33 am »
You mama Is so pretty woodland animal come out to sing while she cleans.
You mama Is so nice She was elected as a saint.
You mama is so considerate she put notes in your lunch box.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #44 on: January 15, 2012, 05:19:54 am »
Your mother is so great, she gets compliments.
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