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[Chaos Armor]

Is the military looking for you?

[Aninimouse]

I'm pretty sure I'm somewhere to southwest.

Directly South, if I'm remembering correctly.

[Lillipad]

The military is out for Melritch. But they could be after me too, I'm pretty sure I killed more guards than Azthor, but it's most likely that fleeing tool Chompski that called the military.

[Chaos Armor]

Okay... I'll walk out to the Southwest in the morning in search of game.

[Aninimouse]

The military is out for Melritch. But they could be after me too, I'm pretty sure I killed more guards than Azthor, but it's most likely that fleeing tool Chompski that called the military.

Chompski is with the Military, he was sent to kill Melritch.

[Lillipad]

Suspicions confirmed.
Would this be the first time the fourth wall has been broken?

[Chaos Armor]

got to love the fourth wall.

[Aninimouse]

I think it's been broken quite a few times so far.

[Lillipad]

If Vampboose vampifies Cero, would that mean he's basically started a vampire clan?

[Aninimouse]

If Vampboose vampifies Cero, would that mean he's basically started a vampire clan?

I guess that's Medieval for you... After your daring escape from a prison, you plan on going on a regular old adventure, and maybe discover a bit about your character's past;

100 pages later you're starting a vampire clan.

[Chaos Armor]

That sounds like Dwarf Fortress too.

[Azthor]

If you create a Vampire Clan I swear I will go Larloch.

[Lillipad]

I don't know what that means.

[Azthor]

Oh, it's a quainty little trick: I get 30 archmages, teleport outside your sanctuary then collapse it on top of you. After that, we proceed to meteor swarm the ruins just to be on the safe side.

But here is what will be done: Melritch will mock Caboose for having, indeed, ended up as he had predicted: an unholy undead abomination.

[Lillipad]

Why would I want a sanctuary? Caboose is a nomadic atheist, he wants nothing to do with temples of any sort, and doesn't stay in one spot unless he has to.