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[Chaos Armor]

Can I be a Baron in your Kingdom, Emporer Melritch?

[Lillipad]

I will assist you with the map by transforming everything into an unified continental Empire. Does that help?

But what happens if I kill you and turn you into my new favorite sword?

[Chaos Armor]

It's a face. It kinda looks like your avatar.

[SeriousConcentrate]

I thought it looked more like a witch, personally. (|||)

[Aninimouse]

I thought it looked like a crazy, bearded old man.

[SeriousConcentrate]

That reminds me, what the hell IS your creepy-ass avatar, Aninimouse? I'm like o.O every time I notice it.

[Chaos Armor]

Yes, that is the same thing I thought it looked like.

I was trying to make a joke in the other post.

[Aninimouse]

That reminds me, what the hell IS your creepy-ass avatar, Aninimouse? I'm like o.O every time I notice it.

That is a very long, and confusing story. But it involved Forum Games,  and 3D Movie Maker.

[Azthor]

Lillipad, thou art most haughty. What happened the last time you bragged about being able to defeat Melritch?

[Aninimouse]

Lillipad, thou art most haughty. What happened the last time you bragged about being able to defeat Melritch?

Well he Is a super-elvenly vampire now.

[Aninimouse]

Here come the horribly drawn mountains, but my wrist hurts so I don't care.

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[Azthor]

Do vampires have any cliched weaknesses? Also, if Melritch ever goes down I am re-rolling a human priest... Who will be Kingpriest! (Dragonlance reference).

[Lillipad]

I don't recall bragging about being able to beat you. I did math to try and argue how I could beat you if I did, but I never outright said "you're definitely going to less, haha, good joke thinking you can win." I even said "I have no technical way to win" and "I have a 1/screwed chance of dying(or surviving, can't remember which)."
And way back before our fight I said we were roughly even. If the RNG gods hadn't favored you, it probably would have gone to me. But they did, and now I'm Vampboose the Sparkly Sunshinepire.

[SeriousConcentrate]

You even think about sparkling near me, vamp-boy, and I'll attack. >:[ I don't need that shit, ever. >.>

[Azthor]

Allow me to correct you, you died to Melritch joining the fight when he had less than 10% of his max MP. Even if the RNG loved you, you'd still die to 2 stonebolts (16 mana at the time).