Emily: Make some drawings. OH WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE THE QUIPMENT FOR IT! AHAHAHAHAHA.
THERE'S YOUR DAMN QUIPMENT
On a side note, it was cheap enough that I didn't have to sell the dishwasher. Yay for less chores!
Everyone goes off to do their own thing.
Well, except Zoppity. Her thing is not having a thing.
And as any delinquent child worth her salt, she wants to play video games. She complains through twenty meters and several layers of rock that her dad's occupying the computer.
Beezow is far too busy improving his writing to abide to her wishes.
Meanwhile, Rodrigo gets his warehouse job. Have you seen these people? They've got cameras and handprint scanners! Truly on the cutting edge of warehouse technology.
And Alfie begins his sports career.
Emily begins creating a new piece of art...
And Iwón? Iwón hates the camera.
The paper girl arrives, and Zopitty spots a chance to complain about his brother who's SOOOOOO much better than her. The girl completely understands.
Rodrigo and Alfie come home and discusses working out.
Rodrigo yells to Beezow to get off the computer. He needs to chat with gratitiousviolence4932!
I suspect Zopitty of doing drugs. She is having far too much fun doing nothing.
Rodrigo instead lies down and lets his imagination run wild. Plotting is an art, after all.
He tells Zopitty about his plan of using war elephants to destroy the city.
Zopitty asks if she can be a commander. Rodrigo finds the idea intriguing.
LIFE TO THE FAMILY! DEATH TO BEEZOW!
Iwón brushes her teeth after a rough argument with herself over her hair color.
After which she decides to relax in the tower of doom. The stone walls make her feel safe.
Alfie finds out he needs to get in better shape if he is to become a sports star. Discovering that the training apparatus are occupied by (barely) walking corpses, he decides to take a dip in the pool instead.
Emily finishes her painting, in her signature crayon-like style.
Crayon drawings go for disappointingly low, however, and she gets to work on another painting.
Rodrigo hears that Emily has completed her painting, and comes up with a devious scheme to sell it and keep all the money for himself.
As soon as he sees the painting, however, his plan is shattered. He won't be able to sell it for more than 10 simoleons on the black market.
Beezow finds out he has been practicing long enough. It's time to push out something publishable! He begins writing a book titled "The Kayak Massacre", a science fiction novel.
Downstairs, Emily finishes... the exact same painting. The only difference is that it's not blue.
Emily will have to switch styles soon if she's going to make any money.
Alfie comes home from the gym and finds this an auspicious time to make some autumn salad.
After a 12-hour writing session, nature finally calls for Beezow.
Afterwards, I find that Zopitty and Iwón liked the salad so much that they ate it all before I could get a picture of them eating. Bummer.
Beezow is no salad man, however. His flaming biceps demand mac & cheese.
Iwón is the first to hit the hay, tired after a long day of being Iwón.
Seeing Beezow away from the computer, Rodrigo grabs the chance and spends some time on a skateboard simulator. He might need to make an escape one day.
Beezow's stomach is screaming for food by the time he gets a bite. Hunger is the best spice.
After a satisfying meal he goes to bed with his wife. He hears Iwón mumble something about phone boxes before dozing off.
Their child, however, is not so lucky. Zopitty complains about not reaching her bed.
Confused, I move them away from the wall to see if she wants to go to bed now.
Then I see this genius of a decision.
There; now the floor is open. And please disregard the grid.
Rodrigo is a ninja, however, and grabs the bed Zopitty wanted. Zopitty can not believe this crap.
She gives up and takes the other bed, falling to sleep instantly.
And so ends the first day...