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[MaximumZero]

Aww, that was probably the best part. I lol'd at [NAME WITHHELD] sleeping on the floor. Also: SECOND AMENDMENT!

[Kadzar]

Following.

[Aqizzar]

After a few hours staking out the chess table and practicing against himself, Jon Huntsman defeats Rick Perry in a matter of minutes, using only three moves. Both Perry and Romney tried to defeat him constantly throughout the day, but he warded them off due to his ever-increasing Logic skill.

...

Meanwhile, the Herminator gets his browsing on. His subject is somewhat suspect, though. The staring doesn't help.

Everything starts out normal enough.  But then...

This is the layout. Around the edges, there are six single bedrooms and a Rick room.

...

Cue him freaking the fuck out for eight hours, screaming at the top of his lungs and flailing at the walls and air with his fists. Rick would not budge, but the opportunity to vent while nobody else was around was a small improvement to his mood.

After this fit, he ran screaming from the room. As his partner woke up and stepped into the common room to make some breakfast, he found [CENSORED] just lying on the floor.

Laughing my fucking ass off at this turn of events.  The Rick Room.  And Perry is a dick, and S. hates his guts now and apparently has a very short fuse based on these updates, not that he hasn't had a crap day.

The only thing missing, really, is the part in the middle of the day where Huntsman beat the snot out of Ron Paul and Mitt Romney when they tried to get him to move out of one of the recliners. Also the part where Huntsman verbally assaulted basically everyone but Irin. He knows who he can trust, I guess.

Awwwwwww, you lost this?  Damn.  Sounds like Huntsman is electing himself King of the House.

[MaximumZero]

The only thing that could make the Rick Room more awesome is the addition of a certain, unnameable synth-pop earworm.

[Darvi]

Can you put something round into Perry's room?

[Hanzoku]

I'm becoming fond of Huntsman. Go forth and annoy the others!

[Guardian G.I.]

What are the candidates' traits? (I mean, all of them, besides the "Ambitious" one).

I'm eagerly waiting for the appearance of B█████ O████.

[inteuniso]

Following the [REDACTED] out of this.

[MonkeyHead]

Following more closely than I am the primaries.

[Heron TSG]

I get the feeling that this story is going to get ever more insane as I grow to hate these men more and more. As for the traits, I'll look at those in a bit. Here's what I have right now.

1. Ambitious
2. 3 traits relating to their actual personalities
3. 1 random trait.

[Flying Dice]

This is everything I had hoped it would be. 

[Darvi]

1. Ambitious
2. 3 traits relating to their actual personalities
3. 1 random trait.

Make that

1.Ambitious
2.Evil and/or insane
3.1/2 traits relating to their personalities
4.1 random trait

[GlyphGryph]

love

[Pwnzerfaust]

You know, Stephen Colbert has joined the race to be President of the United States of South Carolina. Maybe he should join the house?

[Heron TSG]

1. Ambitious
2. 3 traits relating to their actual personalities
3. 1 random trait.

Make that

1.Ambitious
2.Evil and/or insane
3.1/2 traits relating to their personalities
4.1 random trait

Well, then I would be repeating myself. 

No update today, because I experienced a flood of college assignments. Perhaps a long one tomorrow to make up for it, though.

You know, Stephen Colbert has joined the race to be President of the United States of South Carolina. Maybe he should join the house?

Well, no room left in this one. I could stick him in with Obama, though.