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[SalmonGod]

drank an entire cup of badly curdled milk that I couldn't smell (by accident)

Oh god... that reminds me...

I'm really sensitive to dry air.  My throat and sinuses dry out really badly overnight, and the first thing I usually do when I wake up is reach over and take a drink of something that I leave beside the bed for myself. 

On one occassion about 11 or 12 years ago, I left a 2-liter of strawberry soda beside the bed when I went to sleep.  I also left the cap off by mistake, and we'd been having ant problems at the time.  I woke up the next morning and took several large gulps of that stuff.  Then I opened my eyes and saw the ants.  Thousands of ants had drowned in that stuff overnight, and thousands more were crawling all over the bottle.  The horror!

[Vorthon]

drank an entire cup of badly curdled milk that I couldn't smell (by accident)

Oh god... that reminds me...

I'm really sensitive to dry air.  My throat and sinuses dry out really badly overnight, and the first thing I usually do when I wake up is reach over and take a drink of something that I leave beside the bed for myself. 

On one occassion about 11 or 12 years ago, I left a 2-liter of strawberry soda beside the bed when I went to sleep.  I also left the cap off by mistake, and we'd been having ant problems at the time.  I woke up the next morning and took several large gulps of that stuff.  Then I opened my eyes and saw the ants.  Thousands of ants had drowned in that stuff overnight, and thousands more were crawling all over the bottle.  The horror!

The protein!

[Flying Dice]

drank an entire cup of badly curdled milk that I couldn't smell (by accident)

Oh god... that reminds me...

I'm really sensitive to dry air.  My throat and sinuses dry out really badly overnight, and the first thing I usually do when I wake up is reach over and take a drink of something that I leave beside the bed for myself. 

On one occassion about 11 or 12 years ago, I left a 2-liter of strawberry soda beside the bed when I went to sleep.  I also left the cap off by mistake, and we'd been having ant problems at the time.  I woke up the next morning and took several large gulps of that stuff.  Then I opened my eyes and saw the ants.  Thousands of ants had drowned in that stuff overnight, and thousands more were crawling all over the bottle.  The horror!

The protein!

Sounds like an easy breakfast to me.

[MaximumZero]

I got married. 

(Don't mind me, I'm just bitching.)

[Urist Imiknorris]

Have you gotten into the rum yet?

[MaximumZero]

Oh, yes. Indeed I have.

[Bauglir]

But have you gotten into enough rum?

[MaximumZero]

But have you gotten into enough rum?

See the photo thread. You tell me.

[Bauglir]

But have you gotten into enough rum?

See the photo thread. You tell me.

Now, in that thread, when you said you only put a little bit in, were you referring to a little bit of mountain dew, or a little bit of rum? I'm guessing the former. At any rate, I think you've gotten into enough rum until the glass is empty. Then, who knows?

[SalmonGod]

I'm imagining a dwarven Captain Jack Sparrow, complete with indignant slaps constantly descending on him in public from all the women he shares secret histories with.

[MaximumZero]

I'm imagining a dwarven Captain Jack Sparrow, complete with indignant slaps constantly descending on him in public from all the women he shares secret histories with.

I only laugh because it's true. Except the secret part. If it's secret, I was probably so drunk I can't remember it. I don't like secret relationships.

But have you gotten into enough rum?

See the photo thread. You tell me.

Now, in that thread, when you said you only put a little bit in, were you referring to a little bit of mountain dew, or a little bit of rum? I'm guessing the former. At any rate, I think you've gotten into enough rum until the glass is empty. Then, who knows?

After the glass is gone, which will be soon, I will go to bed. I have to work tomorrow.

[DrPoo]

Most of the stupid things i have done in my life are sexuality/nudity related so i cant post these here.
But i remember being really derpy last time i was in the US, i remember saying an all out danish sentence to my uncle, he went "What" and i kept repeating myself and eventually my dad poked me on the shoulder and explained to me that it was an American. It turns out my verbal language and thought language had swapped roles. So i was speaking danish and thinking english.

Damn you stupidity and jetlag.

[Morrigi]

In 7th or 8th grade, I was in a technical theater class learning how to put sets and stuff together. My staple gun wasn't working, so I fumbled around with it for a moment, dropping it after I suddenly realized I had stapled myself in the leg. Scared the hell out of everyone and it was probably the most I've ever bled at any one time, but I was okay. Note to self, make sure staple guns are not upside down while in use.

Oh, I also managed to fall down the stairs today because my entire leg was asleep.

[Loud Whispers]

Oh, I also managed to fall down the stairs today because my entire leg was asleep.

The first time this happened to me, I severely underestimated my need for functioning legs, and slammed into a TV. Good times.

Turns out, legs are pretty important.

[Shook]

Kind of like how i sometimes wake up in the night after having lied on my arms for the past few hours (IT KEEPS HAPPENING). End result: temporary but total paralysis of both arms. As it happens, your arms play a fairly crucial role in rolling around, so i'm glad there are no cameras taping me while i frantically flail my numb limbs out from under my mass.

As for consciously dumb things, i avoided sunblock when i knew that the next two days were going to be spent almost exclusively outside in glaring sunshine. I'm usually a pale white guy. After that, i was red. Red with COMMUNIST RAGE summery pain. (not totally covered in redness, but fuck my neck was sore and i looked kind of like Rudolph)